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angry.bob
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It's like we are not even the same species. Dale is a male, Andrea is a hot young piece of ass. If his dick works the "Father figure" idea never even crossed his mind.
I wouldn't say different species, but different age ranges. I'm 44 in classes and clinicals all day with physically ideal 20-24 year old females. While being nice to look at and way less annoying than 20-24 year old males to deal with, I'd really much rather have a really nice lunch and take a nap than fuck any of them. They spend all day talking about such trivial, easily solvable crap and making bad life decisions that I have to concentrate on keeping my mouth shut so I don't tell them what will no doubt be the results. Yes, your boyfriend going to school three hours away that you see twice a month is cheating. No, it's not a good idea to put the lease and all the utilities for the house you're sharing with 3 other people in just your name. Yes, oral gonorrhea is a real thing, oral sex is still actual sex, and in fact anytime a part of your body has a penis inside it, it's actual sex. No, freinds with benefits usually doesn't end well and it's not suprising that one of you is creeping on the other. I'm pretty much Dale already, I just have the willpower and common sense to keep my mouth shut and smile while I hear this idiotic shit. Desire to solve all their stupid non-problems in less than 30 seconds? Check. Desire to bang them bang them? Eh, not really. Desire to have a relationship with one? Ugh, fuck no. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Ironwood
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Well, sure, but if they're still talking that shit during a zombie outbreak, just feed them to the nearest pack.
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TheWalrus
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Do them first?
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Ironwood
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We have two 18-22 year old apprentices in the office.
I know exactly what Bob means.
It's not worth it.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Xanthippe
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We have two 18-22 year old apprentices in the office.
I know exactly what Bob means.
It's not worth it.
Yes, but you're not a Dale, and neither is Bob. |
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Ironwood
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Are you sure ?
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Xanthippe
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Are you sure ?
Yes. Most men aren't Dales, but Dales are easy to recognize. |
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Ironwood
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Meta.
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Threash
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This is coming back tomorrow.
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Cheddar
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2.5 hours- woop woop!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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Nice ending, though they wasted a really great opportunity for a crossover. That would have been so much more awesome if it had been Mac and Dennis or Charlie and Frank.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Cheddar
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I hope the wife is dead.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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tazelbain
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Stupidity continues unabated. The unnatural shooting skills was cool, but completely out of place.
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Cheddar
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Stupidity continues unabated. The unnatural shooting skills was cool, but completely out of place.
I can kinda get the shooting part. What annoys me is home girl being cool with him heading to the "city of the dead" without issue (first season) then chasing him later on because he went out to save the good doctor. I get she is pregnant, but I dunno. It's not like she ever stopped him from searching for Sophia. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Xanthippe
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It seems to me as though none of the writers have ever been pregnant, because if they had, Lori would have been all in favor of Rick going to find Herschel.
Lori is one of my least favorite characters, although Dale is right up there as well. Glenn and Carl are my favorites.
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Tannhauser
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Boring episode until the bar scene. :) Intense! I like Glen and Dale, Dale because he's a civilized man in an uncivilized world and hasn't yet grasped that. Or maybe Shane is cluing him in.  The blonde cracked me up, that actress is starting to really click with me just how she was sitting in the back of the truck. Expected her to spit tobacco and adjust her crotch. Oh and Get. Off. Herschel's. Farm. |
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CmdrSlack
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The bar scene reminds me of similar stuff from the comics, although Rick didn't get there until maybe 15 issues ago.
I was kind of hoping that we'd see the Philly group link up with Rick and Co., but I guess his "whatever it takes to protect my peeps" attitude is now going to go full post-prison.
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HaemishM
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Loved the episode, but two things bothered me:
1) THEY KILLED BRITT!!!!!! (Guy from the criminally underappreciated show Terriers)
2) Lori is getting really fuckstupid. Hopefully terminally so. What the fuck are you driving to town for? Did you not think Rick could find his way back on his own? WHY ARE YOU DOING IT ALONE?
Stupidity that palpable needs to result in zombies eating her face off.
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Bunk
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1) THEY KILLED RENE!
2) Only characters I really care about in the show are Glen, Maggie, and Daryl. I don't mind Dale and Token, and Rick is pretty much required, but I doubt I would notice if any of the rest got chowed on.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Token, lol. Well played.
Also feel the same about the characters as you Bunk, although I'm interested to see what happens with Carol.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Johny Cee
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Johnny Cee got it.  |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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I don't get it.  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Johny Cee
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Johnny Cee got it. I waffled... almost went with "Cristal". |
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Haha OK, thanks |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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angry.bob
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Man, Herschel goes from 0 to 60 awefully fast. Also, glenn needs to learn to keep his fucking mouth shut.
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Tannhauser
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Ah, good episode.
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Bunk
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I think its funny how people keep commenting that just dropping him off in the middle of nowhere with a pack of supplies is tantamount to just feeding him to the walkers, so why not kill him?
Well, were I the guy, and I was given the choice of being dropped off in the middle of nowhere vs a bullet to the head, I'd take option one.
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Cheddar
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I think its funny how people keep commenting that just dropping him off in the middle of nowhere with a pack of supplies is tantamount to just feeding him to the walkers, so why not kill him?
Well, were I the guy, and I was given the choice of being dropped off in the middle of nowhere vs a bullet to the head, I'd take option one.
The whole point of that scene was to juxtapose the two different groups, imo. At the first sign of trouble they dipped out- whereas Rick would risk saving the person. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Threash
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I don't mind people doing stupid shit that much, it's just that when people do stupid shit and it goes completely unpunished over and over it drives me nuts. Sure, have the stupid bitch run off on her own, but that situation has to end with the stupid bitch being eaten. Keeping zombies in the barn? fuck, at least three or four people should get eaten for that. Going to a zombie infested town for a drink? congrats you just turned into a buffet. I would LOVE a show with a rotating cast of stupid fucks who do stupid shit and get the fuck eaten out of them. Like Cops, but with zombies instead of cops.
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Bunk
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To be fair, its tough to do a show that is primarily intended to be a character study if you kill off all the characters every few episodes.
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tazelbain
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But the study is about human dealing with a inhuman world, I don't this particular set of humans is required for that study.
The persistent feeling that the characters are surviving on the good graces of the writers tempers my enjoyment. Basically right now I only watch for "that's fucked up!" moments. The drama and survival are nonsensical.
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