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on: May 12, 2010, 03:17:10 AM


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Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 03:25:39 AM

I feel like maybe you should control your fucking dogs so they don't do retarded things like run at giant animals.  And if they do retarded things despite your best efforts, maybe don't get between them and the giant animals trying to step on them, yeah?  Darwin is going to prevail one way or another.

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Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 04:22:18 AM

My sympathy gland is not pumping for the woman here.
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Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 04:49:20 AM

I'm glad.

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Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 05:57:00 AM

Spelling errors are funny. The giraffe thing is ok too.

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Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 08:14:15 AM

An example of how a giraffe kicks.

They kill lions with it, so it isn't surprising that they could kill a person.

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Reply #6 on: May 12, 2010, 08:43:12 AM

Just went to the zoo last week. Got to see a giraffe up close for the first time in quite a while. Those things are fucking HUGE. It isn't just the long necks- their necks START at 7 or 8 feet off the ground.

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