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Title: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: 01101010 on May 12, 2010, 03:17:10 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37101596/ns/world_news-africa/

Not sure how I feel about this...


Title: Re: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: Samwise on May 12, 2010, 03:25:39 AM
I feel like maybe you should control your fucking dogs so they don't do retarded things like run at giant animals.  And if they do retarded things despite your best efforts, maybe don't get between them and the giant animals trying to step on them, yeah?  Darwin is going to prevail one way or another.


Title: Re: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: Sir T on May 12, 2010, 04:22:18 AM
My sympathy gland is not pumping for the woman here.


Title: Re: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: Ironwood on May 12, 2010, 04:49:20 AM
I'm glad.


Title: Re: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: NowhereMan on May 12, 2010, 05:57:00 AM
Spelling errors are funny. The giraffe thing is ok too.


Title: Re: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: UnSub on May 12, 2010, 08:14:15 AM
An example of how a giraffe kicks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFxcIyezAVA&feature=related)

They kill lions with it, so it isn't surprising that they could kill a person.


Title: Re: Of all the ways to die: Giraffe finally makes the list
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 12, 2010, 08:43:12 AM
Just went to the zoo last week. Got to see a giraffe up close for the first time in quite a while. Those things are fucking HUGE. It isn't just the long necks- their necks START at 7 or 8 feet off the ground.