Trippy
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Ghambit
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And you found this HOW?  Genius though. |
"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Trippy
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Ollie
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So, an on-line escort service without the actual naughty bits. How very... sad. Don't we already have Second Life for that?
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Hug me, I'm Finnish!
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Mrbloodworth
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Just fulfilling a consumer need.
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Minvaren
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WoW box cost : $40 plus expansions.
WoW subscription : $15 monthly.
GameCrush "girl" to game with : $10 per 6 minutes.
Parents' faces at bill time from her helping you get "Insane in the Membrane:" priceless.
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"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ard
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Just fulfilling a consumer need.
You know, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the need is probably not being fulfilled there, with the whole pants staying on bit. |
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BitWarrior
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I'm looking forward to this service being offered on Cwedit.
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Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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Ghambit
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Just fulfilling a consumer need.
You know, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the need is probably not being fulfilled there, with the whole pants staying on bit. Indeed, probably cheaper to rent an escort for the night and just make her throw down on some gaming. At least that way you'll have a happy ending after beating the boss mob. |
"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Azazel
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That's awesome - I should sign my wife up and let her pimp out my wife to make a pile of money out of these guys. The way Americans seem to go gaga over the Aussie accent will just add to my classily-gotten gains.
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Sheepherder
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Kiwis are pretty sexy as well.
Heh, my old guild had an Aussie dude as well, those two in vent was hilarious.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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You know, hot girls, the thing about them that makes them hot? I don't think its how they play MW2. Just a working theory here.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Lantyssa
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So... how much do the ladies get paid?  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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nurtsi
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So... how much do the ladies get paid? 40% IIRC. |
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Goreschach
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So... how much do the ladies get paid? 40% IIRC. Can we start referring to them as 'the bitches'? |
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Azazel
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I think you have to use "tha", rather than "the".
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Famine
Developers
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Funcom
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I think this is a good opportunity for some of you guys to make one for girls.
"Girls can pay hot dudes to play online games with them."
I take full credit for this...
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Glen 'Famine' Swan
Senior Assistant Community Manager
Funcom Inc.
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Ollie
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Must... resist... clicky. Noooo!
Ooo, a Power Glove! Suddenly my inner nerd filtered that picky into pure awesomeness. No harm done.
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Hug me, I'm Finnish!
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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Hundred bucks an hour? Jesus Christ.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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40% IIRC.
60%. They're being quite generous. |
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Yegolev
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Hundred bucks an hour? Jesus Christ.
I know. You can get a real BJ for $10 down behind the bus station. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Mrbloodworth
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Hundred bucks an hour? Jesus Christ.
I know. You can get a real BJ for $10 down behind the bus station. But does she know how to use a joystick? |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I'm looking forward to this service being offered on Cwedit.
SCORE! |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Ghambit
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I'm looking forward to this service being offered on Cwedit.
SCORE!  |
"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Yegolev
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Hundred bucks an hour? Jesus Christ.
I know. You can get a real BJ for $10 down behind the bus station. But does she know how to use a joystick? Yeah, that's only $5. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Azazel
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I think this is a good opportunity for some of you guys to make one for girls.
"Girls can pay hot dudes to play online games with them."
I take full credit for this...
That's YOU in the pic? Congrats buddy. I guess...  |
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Azazel
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Hundred bucks an hour? Jesus Christ.
I know. You can get a real BJ for $10 down behind the bus station. But does she know how to use a joystick? Yeah, that's only $5. How do you know all of this?  |
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Lantyssa
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He's played the game before?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Hundred bucks an hour? Jesus Christ.
I know. You can get a real BJ for $10 down behind the bus station. But does she know how to use a joystick? Yeah, that's only $5. How do you know all of this? I don't actually live under a rock...? Do you guys live in rural areas and use the barter system? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Grimwell
Developers
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No, but some of us don't approach prostitutes or ask about their rates.
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Grimwell
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UnSub
Contributor
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No, but some of us don't approach prostitutes or ask about their rates.
... especially at bus stations. |
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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No, but some of us don't approach prostitutes or ask about their rates.
I can only assume you only deal with the upper class escorts and money is of no importance as long as the job gets done. |
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Azazel
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I'm fully able to take matters into my own hands. It's far cheaper, after all. Well, maybe not that much cheaper than in Yegolev's area, but then again....
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Lantyssa
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Do you pay higher costs on imports for these goods, too?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
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I think this is one area where illegal workers are not able to penetrate.
I don't have to buy a car to have an idea of how much it would cost. This is the entire premise of the greatest game show ever: The Price is Right.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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