Mr. Smart is the Best Forum Poster [INTERNET HISTORY ITT]

[Lum]

I can take it, I ain't skeered!

[squirrel]

Dear god this is an incestuous community. Reading those comments (apologies Lum, I read your blog but not the comments) fully 1/2 those folks post/posted here and elsewhere. MY GOD ARE WE THAT VAPID?

Edit: Of course we are. Carry on.

[Stormwaltz]

oh. OH. the comic just came to me. finally

I laughed. My wife nearly fell on the floor laughing.

Permission to adapt for use as forum avatar, Captain?

[ajax34i]

He's getting mentioned all over the place (link to EVE Online general discussion, click at own risk...  That thread is about a possible teleport-to-target and dont-appear-in-local exploit, with lots of drama, too.  And, it's probably one of y'all who posted about him there, so, apologies for linking).

[Samprimary]

oh. OH. the comic just came to me. finally

I laughed. My wife nearly fell on the floor laughing.

Permission to adapt for use as forum avatar, Captain?

ALL URS!

[Stabs]

I hadn't thought of DS in the context of Eve but it would be a superb fit for him. CAOD seems like it could be his home away from home.

[tgr]

Serek Dmart = Jade Constantine?

[Stabs]

No, he's not Jade Constantine, I've heard Jade speak, he's British.

[tgr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daowPKIj0CA

[HaemishM]

Read comment 34 for a larf.

Dear God. How does getting fired from a customer service position turn you from a sometimes cogent, reasonable fellow into a raging, balloon-headed twat with delusions of adequacy?

[WindupAtheist]

So which Battlecruiser should I play, 3K or Millenium? They have a kooky ambitious concept that I'd probably be willing to forgive a lot for, and the price is right.

[Kovacs]

This One

[WindupAtheist]

Yeah, yeah, but it's supposedly patched up to being at least a functional piece of crap now. And anyway it's free. I just don't know how this Millenium game stacks up.

[Soln]

if you do it, make sure you blog the hell out of your experiences.

[schild]

The Diary of Nythrax, Volume 3:
COSMIC HARD-ON

[WindupAtheist]

Fuck, that reminds me, I need to get back to my Tales of the Sword Coast thing. But yeah, c'mon people, someone has to know. Is Millenium playable? From what little I've learned it seems to be the "better" of the two if you operate from the naive premise that everything more or less works.

[01101010]

Fuck, that reminds me, I need to get back to my Tales of the Sword Coast thing. But yeah, c'mon people, someone has to know. Is Millenium playable? From what little I've learned it seems to be the "better" of the two if you operate from the naive premise that everything more or less works.

I wouldn't give the man the time even if it meant being able to rip it to pieces. All the man needs to know is you that you played it... that taint may never come off.

[Tearofsoul]

  Alganon finishes changes, announces relaunch

[Nerf]

That looks awesome.

For 1999.

[Musashi]

Two weeks?  What did they do, just reskin the UI?

[Tearofsoul]

Two weeks?  What did they do, just reskin the UI?

and troll !

[Ironwood]

I'll admit, it now looks hugely different from WoW.

 

[01101010]

How very... ummm... retro!

But seriously, that's the game they are "releasing" now? Well I guess it will run on any pc this side of a Windows98 machine right?

[Falconeer]

I'm curious. I'm gonna try this now. I wanna see the Smartification with my own eyes.

[01101010]

I'm curious. I'm gonna try this now. I wanna see the Smartification with my own eyes.

Just be aware that this kinda shit sticks with you for life, like herpes.

[Shatter]

I'm curious. I'm gonna try this now. I wanna see the Smartification with my own eyes.

oohhh report back soon, I'll be making popcorn 

[Hutch]

I'm curious. I'm gonna try this now. I wanna see the Smartification with my own eyes.

It's more likely to get in your eyes. Make sure you have a clear path to your sink.

[Draegan]

That looks worse than it did before.

[5150]

No, he's not Jade Constantine, I've heard Jade speak, he's British.

I thought Serek Dmart was too? (or did I just get trolled?)

[Khaldun]

That looks worse than it did before.

I think that's the idea: make it look less like WoW by making it look shittier.

[Spiff]

Didn't they basically say they ripped off WoW 'cause they couldn't do any better?
Point proven I guess   

[Falconeer]

I just received an account confirmation email from "MyAganon - Confirmation". That's right, without an L. I guess Serek is trying to stealth-change the name of the game for obscure lawsuit reasons.

[Kovacs]

I'd re-use my WoW password.

[Stabs]

No, he's not Jade Constantine, I've heard Jade speak, he's British.

I thought Serek Dmart was too? (or did I just get trolled?)

He can't possibly be British, he's too ungentlemanly.

To be honest I just assumed Smart was American. He lives and works in America, trolls the internet incessantly, threatens to sue or call the FBI at the drop of a hat and has an ego the size of Texas. Where else could he be from?

He also uses the handle Beaver Bandit which isn't a term we use here in Britain. That in itself suggests that he is not Jade since no one has ever accused Jade of being heterosexual.

[01101010]

To be honest I just assumed Smart was American. He lives and works in America, trolls the internet incessantly, threatens to sue or call the FBI at the drop of a hat and has an ego the size of Texas. Where else could he be from?

He also uses the handle Beaver Bandit which isn't a term we use here in Britain. That in itself suggests that he is not Jade since no one has ever accused Jade of being heterosexual.

Canada?