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on: January 27, 2010, 10:44:40 AM

So, aside from that sounding like a Chicago accent saying iPod, it's finally been announced. No price point yet.

It looks like a big iPhone.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Reply #1 on: January 27, 2010, 10:47:25 AM

The conference isn't even over yet!

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Reply #2 on: January 27, 2010, 10:51:28 AM

still watching...
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Reply #3 on: January 27, 2010, 10:51:51 AM

Watching it here since gizmodo and others took a dump on me.

It's a scaled up iTouch. The only "new" thing I've seen is a native new york times app. Does not appear to have flash for web browsing which is a surprise. Maybe it will be a big reveal at the end.

Doesn't appear to have a camera, so no video conferencing.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 10:54:48 AM by bhodi »
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Reply #4 on: January 27, 2010, 10:55:28 AM

Thanks for the link Bhodi.
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Reply #5 on: January 27, 2010, 10:57:21 AM

That battery is pretty impressive. 10 hours of video on one charge?

I'm not big on Apple gadgets but I want one of these.

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Reply #6 on: January 27, 2010, 10:59:06 AM

The one I'm watching is here - http://i.engadget.com/2010/01/27/live-from-the-apple-tablet-latest-creation-event/

They just announced their iBook thing. Striking back against the Kindle, I suppose.

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Reply #7 on: January 27, 2010, 11:07:57 AM

It's a scaled up iTouch. ... Does not appear to have flash for web browsing which is a surprise.

These two sentences don't go together.

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Reply #8 on: January 27, 2010, 11:08:14 AM

The one I'm watching is here - http://i.engadget.com/2010/01/27/live-from-the-apple-tablet-latest-creation-event/

They just announced their iBook thing. Striking back against the Kindle, I suppose.

Apple's ePub is open format too. Kindle is DOA.

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Reply #9 on: January 27, 2010, 11:08:57 AM

Yeah, except the prices are still stupid. $14.99? I'm not paying hardcover prices for something that doesn't require any manufacturing. Fuckyouverymuch. Also, their book app? margins inside margins? ugh. Also, everything appears to come through itunes. So far, no mention of how to get files onto the thing.

I suspect the battery life is a flat out lie. Even if it's not, since it's not widescreen movies are only about half size.

So far, I have seen nothing that warrants any excitement, really. I'll buy if it's < $500 and if I can get ebooks on there from my collection to read in bed. I fully expect a $899 pricetag though.

Still shocked it has no camera. Video conferencing seems like it was made for that thing.

It's sounding more and more like "Wait for generation 2 and see what happens"
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 11:14:00 AM by bhodi »
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Reply #10 on: January 27, 2010, 11:11:13 AM

Watching Apple's stock tank as of 1pm has been fun
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Reply #11 on: January 27, 2010, 11:14:14 AM

The one I'm watching is here - http://i.engadget.com/2010/01/27/live-from-the-apple-tablet-latest-creation-event/

They just announced their iBook thing. Striking back against the Kindle, I suppose.

Apple's ePub is open format too. Kindle is DOA.

I would still bet that the kindle's screen is better for long reading sessions.
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Reply #12 on: January 27, 2010, 11:16:08 AM

Hahaha so funny I have to post

 11:14AM - “We’ve got a real breakthrough here. Two awesome plans. The first is up to 250MB per month — a fair bit of data, most people will get by on that — for just $14.99.” Bit applause.

11:13AM - “Now, what does it cost for the data plans? In the US cellphone companies typically charge $60 per month for a data plan for a laptop.”

11:13AM - “This is a real benefit. Now, I’d like to talk about wireless networking. Every iPad has the latest and greatest WiFi. But we’re going to have models with 3G built in as well.”


250mb per month? hahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing what a bunch of suckers who buy that


even better!

 11:14AM - “If you feel you need more, we have an unlimited plan for just $29.99. Real breakthrough prices. We’ve got a breakthrough deal with AT&T who is providing the service.” Ouch.

Still laughing! hahah AT&T ahahahahaha
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Reply #13 on: January 27, 2010, 11:17:26 AM

$29.99 a month no contract.  That's not bad.
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Reply #14 on: January 27, 2010, 11:18:57 AM

This is the age of the internet. Who the fuck is going to pay $30/mo for an additional non-phone device? wtf? So they can sell you shit on itunes? You're PAYING for the bandwidth for them to SELL YOU SHIT. At least kindle was free.
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Reply #15 on: January 27, 2010, 11:19:09 AM

lol I love it "Breakthrough deal with AT&T for $30 a month unlimited data", um isn't that the exact same deal the iPhone has?
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Reply #16 on: January 27, 2010, 11:21:31 AM

500 bucks!

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Reply #17 on: January 27, 2010, 11:22:13 AM

500 bucks!

+$130 for 3G access, +$200 for 64GB.

No camera.

Fail.
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Reply #18 on: January 27, 2010, 11:22:46 AM

So, finally. Pricing!

"at $499 a lot of people can afford an iPad. 16GB is our base model. For 32GB it’s $100 more, and for $100 more than that you get $64GB. The 3G models cost another $130.

so, $500 for the shit model with 16gb and no 3g. I can't see why you would ever want 3g anyway so the mid range seems perfectly fine.. maybe 2nd gen.

So, no flash then? There was an error when he went to a web page that required flash.
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Reply #19 on: January 27, 2010, 11:23:10 AM

I don't see any reason for me to get this thing, so far. The idea of reading books on a backlit LCD screen is unappealing.

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Reply #20 on: January 27, 2010, 11:23:16 AM

The only market this thing is going to impact is the netbook market, which is growing fast enough to absorb this w/o effecting current players.
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Reply #21 on: January 27, 2010, 11:23:27 AM

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Reply #22 on: January 27, 2010, 11:24:41 AM

The only market this thing is going to impact is the netbook market, which is growing fast enough to absorb this w/o effecting current players.

No camera.  Every netbook has one.
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Reply #23 on: January 27, 2010, 11:24:53 AM

It would however be absolutely friggen hilarious if this thing had phone capability and people could just walk around with their giant iPhone.
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Reply #24 on: January 27, 2010, 11:25:50 AM

3G support for the device adds another 130 bucks onto the base model, making it $630 for the 16 gig with 3G.

I do like that it is 30 bucks a month for unlimited data, with no contract.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Reply #25 on: January 27, 2010, 11:28:28 AM

It seems like they're going after the kindle rather than netbooks, this thing can't do shit.

After seeing all the tablets at the nvidia press conference, the ipad will be overshadowed this year anyway. The tegra chipset will own all.

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Reply #26 on: January 27, 2010, 11:29:57 AM

I think it's pretty funny that the "base" model has half as much storage as my iPod Touch, costs almost twice as much, and from the sound of things has no additional functionality beyond being larger (which is IMO a drawback since if I wanted something that I couldn't cram into my pocket I'd have a real laptop).

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Reply #27 on: January 27, 2010, 11:30:23 AM

3G support for the device adds another 130 bucks onto the base model, making it $630 for the 16 gig with 3G.

I do like that it is 30 bucks a month for unlimited data, with no contract.

I have a real, real hard time stomaching having to purchase internet access more than once.  I currently do it for my phone and my home which means I am already past my comfort zone, no way in hell am I going to pay for home+phone+the maxiPad.  The announcement should have been "In a break through deal with AT&T the iPad is able to use the iPhone's internet access in tethered mode at no extra cost!".
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Reply #28 on: January 27, 2010, 11:31:20 AM

This thing is useless, why would anyone want one that isn't sucking applecock?

Gah. 
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Reply #29 on: January 27, 2010, 11:34:16 AM

I"m assuming it won't allow 3rd party multi-tasking?
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Reply #30 on: January 27, 2010, 11:34:50 AM

Don't forget, no flash for webpages.

As far as I can tell, this thing is a scaled up ipod touch - exactly. No phone, no camera, just a bigger screen and a few new apps that use the bigger screen size.
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Reply #31 on: January 27, 2010, 11:37:41 AM

64gb seems pretty low too.  I thought the ITouch even had more room than that?
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Reply #32 on: January 27, 2010, 11:50:47 AM

lol I love it "Breakthrough deal with AT&T for $30 a month unlimited data", um isn't that the exact same deal the iPhone has?
Yes but that is a breakthrough deal if you look at what other laptop "tethering" price plans are. For AT&T it's $40/month for 200 MB and $60/month for 5 GB.

64gb seems pretty low too.  I thought the ITouch even had more room than that?
64 GB is the max right now for the iPod Touch though Samsung has recently announced a single chip 64 GB flash memory chip. The iPod Touch has room for 2 flash memory chips while the iPhone only has room for one which is how you get the 64 GB limit for Touches and 32 GB limit for iPhones. But when the new 64 GB chip becomes available in quantity it's likely Apple will release 64 GB iPhones and 128 GB Touches.

Apparently the iPad only has room for 2 flash memory chips like the Touch which seems odd. Or maybe it uses more lower capacity chips to keep the cost down like 4 16 GB chips instead of 2 32 GB chips.


 
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Reply #33 on: January 27, 2010, 11:54:05 AM

 awesome, for real

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Reply #34 on: January 27, 2010, 12:01:23 PM


But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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