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Topic: Lich king SPOILERS (Read 60772 times)
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Sjofn
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Man, if Ingmar were gay, I'd have a lot of competition. He attracts a lot more dudely attention than I do.  |
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Jayce
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My main problem with Samwise is he seems to think no women wear pants ever.
Like Cosby said*, "we are dumb, but we are not so dumb". *man, I'm old |
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Merusk
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Man, if Ingmar were gay, I'd have a lot of competition. He attracts a lot more dudely attention than I do. He's got Bigger boobs? |
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Ingmar
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I'm an A cup at best.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
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Fabricated
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Actually what's really funny is that the player doesn't really get credit for like 99% of the biggest kills in the series:
Retconned/No Credit:
Onyxia - Retconned. King Dickchin solos her.
Nefarian - Supposedly he's back for Round 2 in Cataclysm.
Naxx - Naxx 1.0 retconned. Morgaine and 4 other schlubs 5-man the place I think? Since everyone's undead it gets rebuilt and everyone gets re-re-undeaded so we can kill them for reals and we presumably get credit for that.
Ragnaros - His batteries were at something like 5% since he used up almost all of his power coming into this plane and owning the fuck out of what is NOW the burning steppes. We merely punted him back to the elemental plane after waking him up from a bad hangover. He's baaaaaaaaaack in Cataclysm attempting to burn down the surprisingly not-so-dead worldtree in Hyjal.
Illidan Stormrage - Maiev or whoever literally steals your kill. Illidan, not impressed with you burning him to 1% pulls a mass perma-stun out of his ass, laughs at you, then Maiev shows up and polishes him off. Cunt.
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Partial Credit:
Yogg Saron - Even doing it Zero Light (meaning no titan help), Yoggy isn't at 100% due to having a gigantic facility meant to keep him contained sitting right on top of him.
C'Thun - I guess we actually KILL him, but it's another "wake up from a bad hangover" like Rags.
Lich King - You get a victory lap where you get to Teabag Arthas from 10% to 0%, but you need Tirion and Arthas' daddy to save your ass first.
Kil'Jaeden - You literally give him a boo-boo and shove him back through a portal.
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Full Credit:
Kael'thas - Yep, we get credit for this...but we end up having to kill him for good in a 5-man.
Vashj - Actually a pretty big lore kill we get credit for. Not nearly Illidan/Arthas level, but still we actually get credit for this.
Anub'arak / Kel'Thuzad - To be honest, bit players but near and dear to people who liked Warcraft 3. Both get the indignity of finally being finished off in really really easy filler/rehash raids. Oof.
Zul'Jin - Famous/semi-legendary alright, and we kill him. Again, still sort of a bit player.
All of Karazhan/Gruul/Magtheridon - Who gives a shit.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Sheepherder
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Zul'Jin: Dude has been around since War II, he's serious business.
Karazhan: Aran is an old-school lore character, and he's still got a few tricks up his sleeve.
Gruul: Decorates with black dragon corpses.
Magtheridon: Ruled all of outland in Warcraft III TFT. Is a pit lord, they're serious, ask Grom.
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Merusk
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I'm an A cup at best.
Must be your come-hither walk and bedroom eyes, then. |
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Fabricated
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Zul'Jin: Dude has been around since War II, he's serious business.
Karazhan: Aran is an old-school lore character, and he's still got a few tricks up his sleeve.
Gruul: Decorates with black dragon corpses.
Magtheridon: Ruled all of outland in Warcraft III TFT. Is a pit lord, they're serious, ask Grom.
Ehhh, ghost of Medivh's dad doesn't really qualify as a "fuck yeah I wanna kill that guy" character. Neither does Gruul. Mags kinda, but only because I like his (now dead) voice actor. Zul'Jin is arguably the biggest lore character we get a legit kill on. Maybe moreso than Vashj but I dunno. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Ratman_tf
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Actually what's really funny is that the player doesn't really get credit for like 99% of the biggest kills in the series:
Is you sayin that the PCs are Wedge from Star Wars?  |
 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Ingmar
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On the plus side those first NPCs you talk to in each expansion think you're awesome.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
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Fordel
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The WotLK ones called me a scrub :(
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Lantyssa
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You are a scrub.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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ezrast
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The WotLK ones asked me to collect dog food.
I still can't get over that.
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