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Reply #560 on: August 15, 2013, 11:44:32 AM

Just to wrap up what I was saying about the growing thing. The assertion that 'a lot of people' grow it is incorrect in my not inconsiderable experience. For many years I was a heavy user, grower and activist and interacted with thousands of smokers and many growers. Very few smokers were even interested in growing, and even less in the amounts they used. Generally, most amateur growers were doing it from a cost perspective, which legalizing and taxing would mitigate somewhat. But even these guys mostly grew small quantities and it was not great quality.

Mind you - I grew up in a rural area where lots of kids tried growing at least once, and few ever stuck with it. It's work to grow a decent sized harvest (even personal use for a year) and stoners aren't always into work and schedules. Half the fun for me was the genetics of it, tracking and selecting strains over generations...only a couple other of the best growers were even paying attention. Most were 'this has seeds, let's try planting them'. Also, the handful of best growers would never let the quality strain plants go to seed, you keep smaller seeder plants grown primarily for breeding. Seeds in purchased buds is the sign of poor growing.

Anyway. Back to the pictures of food-stuffed vajayjays.
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Reply #561 on: August 16, 2013, 07:08:57 AM

When I lived in Surrey, I had a friend who grew it in his attic.  He had to put a fan in one of the windows.  I was able to smell his house before getting to the front door.  If it wasn't for the mice, I could have lived in that attic and floated the rest of my life away.  Unfortunately, he had to ditch the plants.  It really was VERY fragrant.  As for me, I'm not good with plants.  They die.  I talk to them, I water them, I prank them once in a while, and they die.  (only inside ones, outside ones like me)  My sister says I have two black thumbs of death.  :(

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Reply #562 on: August 16, 2013, 07:34:33 AM

My uncle found over $4 million worth of marijuana plants growing "wild" on his farm in rural Kentucky just after he bought it.     awesome, for real
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Reply #563 on: August 16, 2013, 10:44:56 AM

My uncle found over $4 million worth of marijuana plants growing "wild" on his farm in rural Kentucky just after he bought it.     awesome, for real

Was the estimate from cops or the local weed dealer?   why so serious?
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Reply #564 on: August 16, 2013, 11:02:15 AM

The cops do love to say hemp is 'marijuana plants', weigh out the full plant and assign it a top end value....
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Reply #565 on: August 16, 2013, 11:15:28 AM

TRAGIC HEADLINE!!!!  My shoelaces turned me into a criminal.  

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Reply #566 on: August 23, 2013, 11:07:26 AM


Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #567 on: August 23, 2013, 11:12:02 AM

Exactly how big were these dwarfs?  And where did they get the handcuffs?  I have so many questions.

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Reply #568 on: August 23, 2013, 11:13:02 AM

The cops do love to say hemp is 'marijuana plants', weigh out the full plant and assign it a top end value....

It's Kentucky.  You can be certain it was the smoking kind.   I'm not sure how it was valued, but it was a lot of plants.  He took some pictures.

You hear about that kind of shit all the time in Kentucky-  people growing weed on other people's property or even on state owned property.  And it's fairly common to hear about someone getting shot for stumbling into someone's patch out in the boonies.  


Also-  I love the term "mounting" when it is in reference to sex.
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Reply #569 on: August 24, 2013, 10:00:56 AM

Here is David Beckham in his pants:



 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #570 on: August 24, 2013, 10:27:04 AM

 And it's fairly common to hear about someone getting shot for stumbling into someone's patch out in the boonies.  
I know this from first-hand experience. And not just once.
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Reply #571 on: August 24, 2013, 10:52:35 AM

wth is going on in that picture? Is the guy on the left a midget or crouching? What is the black thing in the air? When did he get those arm sleeves? What is the piece of paper?  Does H&M even sell men's clothing or is this just to bring in the ladies?

Dude even manages to look good with that stupid hair cut.

Edit: http://rutube.ru/video/426c0b07a61b6d42b388acbdd0296054/
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Reply #572 on: August 24, 2013, 12:05:11 PM

I think he's doing an underwear advert or something.  And I would love to be reincarnated as David and Brad's love child.   Heart 

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Reply #573 on: August 24, 2013, 03:09:56 PM

I'd fuck that baby.

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Reply #574 on: August 24, 2013, 03:14:41 PM

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Reply #575 on: August 25, 2013, 04:48:28 PM

A little over the creepy edge guys.

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Reply #576 on: August 25, 2013, 05:15:37 PM

References!

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Reply #577 on: August 25, 2013, 07:36:01 PM

A little over the creepy edge guys.

Picture baby Jesus.. but with better abs.
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Reply #578 on: August 26, 2013, 07:38:59 PM

Was that Simba? That's Pittcum?
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Reply #579 on: August 27, 2013, 02:36:36 PM

Heh.   awesome, for real


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Reply #580 on: September 09, 2013, 02:48:19 PM

Sir Patrick Stewart, balls deep with his new wife:

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Reply #581 on: September 09, 2013, 09:05:54 PM

Sir Patrick Stewart, balls deep with his new wife:
I came.

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Reply #582 on: September 12, 2013, 03:13:32 AM

Heh.   awesome, for real

See. This gay marriage thing is already getting out of hand.

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Reply #583 on: September 13, 2013, 06:32:53 PM


Over and out.
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Reply #584 on: September 14, 2013, 07:05:19 AM


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Reply #585 on: September 14, 2013, 02:11:01 PM


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Reply #586 on: September 14, 2013, 02:21:51 PM


Over and out.
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Reply #587 on: September 14, 2013, 08:40:13 PM


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Reply #588 on: September 14, 2013, 09:39:44 PM

I really REALLY appreciate the old lead-in and music for HBO used at the end. Of course, HBO may still use that, but I live in Torrentland.
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Reply #589 on: September 15, 2013, 02:31:48 AM

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Reply #590 on: September 18, 2013, 06:00:35 PM


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Reply #591 on: September 20, 2013, 12:30:17 AM









Exactly what it looks like (I am not sure what it looks like).  swamp poop

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Reply #592 on: September 20, 2013, 12:42:57 AM

Seems like they are educating their post-brides in Russia now. It should give them a competitive edge compared to their chinese counterparts.  why so serious?

Wonder what their academic title will be..  Maybe "Cand.Scient.Postbride" or "Cand.Scient.BJ"?
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Reply #593 on: September 20, 2013, 12:59:18 AM

So cynic! Looks more like a group of women that really like their significant others!

Plus, a title is a title. I still have by my first-aid course graduation certificate among my papers.

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Reply #594 on: September 20, 2013, 08:46:59 AM

But what kind of husband is First Aid certification going to get you?   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Besides accident-prone, I guess...

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