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Reply #385 on: May 01, 2013, 09:09:41 PM

My wife's father was a pilot that died in a crash before I was even born.  I've mastered many of my fears in life, but plane crashes are something that seriously scare the shit out of me.  I'm a horrible, terrible flier. 

It's not the flying part that gets me; it's the constant reminder in my mind that the above can happen at any time.  Seems like this one was either weather related, or severely shifted cargo.
I'm only nervous for the first minute after the wheels are up and the first five seconds after they touch down.  statistically, if something is going to go wrong, that's when.

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Reply #386 on: May 01, 2013, 09:27:53 PM

Big planes have never bothered me.  Put me in a small plane though and I freak the fuck out. 

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Reply #387 on: May 01, 2013, 09:44:38 PM

Let's lighten the mood a bit.


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Reply #388 on: May 02, 2013, 07:26:52 AM

Works less well for guys, my arm-lips have a mustache.

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Reply #389 on: May 02, 2013, 07:45:07 AM

I think she is attacking it vertically.

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Reply #390 on: May 02, 2013, 07:54:22 AM

I'D HIT THAT!

My arm, I mean, but only with my face lips.  And only for a second as my neck would stop working trying to maintain a romantic relationship with that part of my arm.

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Reply #391 on: May 02, 2013, 08:02:15 AM

but only with my face lips. 

What other lip.... OH.

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Reply #392 on: May 02, 2013, 05:00:03 PM


« Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 05:05:34 PM by rk47 »

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Reply #393 on: May 02, 2013, 09:26:05 PM


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Reply #394 on: May 02, 2013, 09:36:39 PM

Are you ready for this?
I think so too!



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Reply #395 on: May 02, 2013, 09:50:29 PM

Works less well for guys...
...and other humans. We have smaller heads and/or wider shoulders than animated characters and it is famously impossible for us to kiss our own elbows.

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Reply #396 on: May 03, 2013, 01:16:48 AM

Works less well for guys...
...and other humans. We have smaller heads and/or wider shoulders than animated characters and it is famously impossible for us to kiss our own elbows.
I am pretty sure no elbow was involved in that giff.

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Reply #397 on: May 03, 2013, 05:21:29 AM

Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.

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Reply #398 on: May 03, 2013, 05:59:01 AM

Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.

https://www.facebook.com/jacobgrady

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Reply #399 on: May 03, 2013, 06:56:13 AM

He's obviously taking monkey piss injections because he looks about 25 years younger!  I want some!

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Reply #400 on: May 03, 2013, 07:02:26 AM

Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.


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Reply #401 on: May 03, 2013, 07:12:14 AM

That's not creepy at all.

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #402 on: May 03, 2013, 09:08:45 AM

It's a doujin of a fairly popular anime (OreImo) so it's not really outside the realm of possibility that an anime nerd would read it. Why you would ever click "Like on Facebook" on a hentai site is beyond me, however.

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Reply #403 on: May 03, 2013, 09:10:35 AM



Good night!

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Reply #404 on: May 03, 2013, 02:22:32 PM

No I did some googling.  Yes I know he's a real person, and yes I know that's a real manga.  I am unwilling to believe someone, especially a web developer for Bioware, would like and favorite that on his FB page.  At this point I actively refuse to believe it, especially if it is true.  Because then I would be required to attack megaton rockets along the equator and make the world stop spinning.  Or something.

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Reply #405 on: May 03, 2013, 03:27:28 PM

He probably clicked one of those scam links that redirects to a like button (like when you see all those people in your FB feed "liking" some stupid video that they were really just trying to view) -- if you were just trying to prank somebody you could make a link look like it was for something else entirely but it makes you "like" the NAMBLA page or whatever.

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Reply #406 on: May 03, 2013, 05:57:24 PM

Well, his Facebook page lists him as working at FAKKU, and the FAKKU page lists him as the creator of the site, so it's within the realm of possibility that he does like him some creepy ass manga.

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Reply #407 on: May 03, 2013, 06:12:05 PM

 my what do we have here?







Also:

 ACK!

Can we go back to sickening images now? Less  this guy looks legit please.


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Reply #408 on: May 03, 2013, 06:18:36 PM

Maybe he was scammed into creating the website.

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Reply #409 on: May 03, 2013, 07:39:48 PM

Maybe he was in an accident and bumped his head and woke up in the hospital not knowing his identity so a pretty nurse tricked him into starting a pedo website and weird pedo games for fun and profit.  Eventually, he became uneasy with all of this and began to investigate his true identity and there's spies and guns and maybe a robot and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline involved.  He'll be a while, I guess.  I'm going to sit right here and wait until he comes in and tells us this is what happened because I'm pretty sure he will.

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Reply #410 on: May 04, 2013, 12:08:37 AM

Maybe he was in an accident and bumped his head and woke up in the hospital not knowing his identity so a pretty nurse tricked him into starting a pedo website and weird pedo games for fun and profit.  Eventually, he became uneasy with all of this and began to investigate his true identity and there's spies and guns and maybe a robot and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline involved.  He'll be a while, I guess.  I'm going to sit right here and wait until he comes in and tells us this is what happened because I'm pretty sure he will.
Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Reply #411 on: May 04, 2013, 12:29:34 AM

And then he turns out to be RK47

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Reply #412 on: May 04, 2013, 06:35:11 AM

The End.

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Reply #413 on: May 04, 2013, 08:16:21 AM

Allright, I'm buying the rockets from e-bay now.  Does anyone want to chip in some frequent flyer points so I can get them down to the equator?

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Reply #414 on: May 04, 2013, 08:58:46 AM



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Reply #415 on: May 04, 2013, 09:40:07 AM

That one's a stretch. So to speak.

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Reply #416 on: May 04, 2013, 02:26:37 PM

Allright, I'm buying the rockets from e-bay now.  Does anyone want to chip in some frequent flyer points so I can get them down to the equator?
You'll need to mount them in space or the total rotational velocity of earth-plus-atmosphere will stay constant. Better to stay where you are and point them in a random direction; you won't stop it spinning but you might change the axis of rotation which is arguably better.
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Reply #417 on: May 04, 2013, 03:04:18 PM

God dammit!  My Wile-E-Coyote Degree of Engineering design is useless!

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Reply #418 on: May 04, 2013, 03:12:57 PM

If you want to destroy the earth, this site has some useful information and suggestions.

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Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.

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Reply #419 on: May 05, 2013, 05:18:01 AM

That one's a stretch. So to speak.
I laughed

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