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November 03, 2025, 01:40:07 PM

we're back, baby

Seriously. There are plenty of places to go if you want to see bones jutting out of skin and people getting arms ripped off. Have fun at rotton.com or /r/wtf whatever, but we don't want or need gore here.

Hah, fuck? People posted gore now too? I mean, I'm all against the sandy vagina principle, but gore posts? Really?

Quote from: Lantyssa on April 19, 2013, 07:38:24 AM

Trippy should just ban anyone posting in here and save himself the headache.

Dammit.

Haha, screwed.

OH WAIT! NO!

PM a reasonable essay on the unbanning of your buddy and I'll read it.

I can do that!

So... umm... does my buddy have a name?

The only gore post I remember was the deer getting it's head blown up, which did not result in a banning that I know of.

My comments regarding the BLUND banning.

A good rule of thumb, that I really shouldn't need to is mention, is don't make extra work for the mods and admins. Of course some amount of work, like dealing with spammers and general thread maintenance, is part of the job and expected. However we don't get paid for the stuff we do so if you are making us do extra work you'll likely end up on our unwritten "watch list" and it's just a hop, skip, and a jump from there to my list of potential ban candidates.

Another thing to know is that we do pay attention to who is contributing to the "signal" on the site and who is contributing to the "noise", as I described in this post from a few years ago. Those of you who have been adding to the signal, or have built up a store of "goodwill" (or "karma", if you will), are treated differently than somebody who is mostly just adding noise or who is a newcomer on the site, and therefore hasn't had a chance to build up much goodwill. This also factors into who ends up on our watch list.

With regards to BLUND specifically I got tired of checking all of his pics posts for inappropriate content. Before his last pics post in this thread he posted a NSFW pic in the funny picture thread and a pic in the funny picture thread that was likely to freak out the arachnophobes on the site. And there were other similar instances before those. He might not have known we have a special spider thread to put the spider pic in but it's up to each newcomer to learn the norms and "idioms" of these forums as we don't provide any guidance to newbies on here. You might even say we're newbie unfriendly, though I don't think we're as bad as when schild was more active and banning newbies for posting stupid shit.

BLUND also didn't contribute much outside of his pics postings and so didn't have much if any goodwill built up in my book, which factored into my decision. Somebody like rk47, on the hand, has contributed a lot to the site beyond all of his pics posts, as his custom title attests to. In fact I made this board so rk47 would have a place to put his pics that weren't appropriate for the other picture threads rather than banning him or telling him to stop posting his pics.

I probably should've only temp banned BLUND, and I may rescinded his ban at some point, but as I said we tend not to like those posters who are making the mods and admins do extra work and I didn't feel he was contributing enough to keep around.

And while we're on the subject of things not to do here, do not give the moderators shit for doing their job. If you don't like something a mod has done, talk to me or schild. Some of you are fortunate that the mods have pretty thick skins. I, on the other hand, am too old and don't have the patience to put up with crap from you people and as some of you know am very quick to ban those who give me shit personally.

schild, however, is immune to that sort of thing so you can give him as much crap as you want awesome, for real

So wait? We're guests and we don't run this place?

It's really, really hard to read that with manboobs rolling over and over above your post. NOT that I'm complaining! awesome, for real

Thanks for doing what you do: mods, admin, contributors and schild. Much appreciated. There's no place for me to find more honest game reviews on the Internet. And that's not just the Vicodin talking, either.

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schild, however, is immune to that sort of thing so you can give him as much crap as you want

OMG that has me in tears, because dogs do that shit all the time.

Clearly he had an itch on the inside of his back legs.

For the record: I think this thread is stupid. I'd rather have a thread that was nothing but pictures of Jeff Goldblum.

You did ask.

--Dave

I approve of a Jeff Goldblum thread with naked pics!

I'd say things took an odd turn, but then again I don't think that's possible in this thread.

Naked Jeff Goldblum and a sandy vagina, that seems the best way to close this thread.

Oh look there's a shark down there.

\/\/\/\/\/\/ you didn't watch that gif to its completion did you.

A picture that scares rk47. Grin

I thought Jeff Goldblum was a germophobe. Or was that Howie Mandel? I always get those two mixed up.

Yay, can finally use this with context!

Why is that not in the T&A thread? Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Quote from: rk47 on May 01, 2013, 04:48:54 PM

Vid

Jesus fuck. That's like, one of my nightmares come to life.

My wife's father was a pilot that died in a crash before I was even born. I've mastered many of my fears in life, but plane crashes are something that seriously scare the shit out of me. I'm a horrible, terrible flier.

It's not the flying part that gets me; it's the constant reminder in my mind that the above can happen at any time. Seems like this one was either weather related, or severely shifted cargo.

Is it bad that I breathed a sigh of relief when I read it was only seven people? Had that been a passenger plane...fuck.

Quote from: Lakov_Sanite on May 01, 2013, 08:21:18 PM

Is it bad that I breathed a sigh of relief when I read it was only seven people? Had that been a passenger plane...fuck.

I did the same. It's not wrong in an accident to be relieved more people weren't killed.