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Reply #245 on: March 06, 2013, 08:44:08 AM

Sky's right.  And we're helping you by introducing the adorable side of bats and spiders.  We only want to help you.  Because of love.

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Reply #246 on: March 06, 2013, 10:21:14 AM




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Reply #247 on: March 06, 2013, 10:30:28 AM

"I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was ok."

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Reply #248 on: March 06, 2013, 11:48:31 AM

Sky's right.  And we're helping you by introducing the adorable side of bats and spiders.  We only want to help you.  Because of love.
Actually, that bat looks kind of like my cat, about the right size. I need to get Bartacus a leather coat.
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Reply #249 on: March 06, 2013, 12:50:32 PM

And rename him Bartula. awesome, for real

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Reply #250 on: March 06, 2013, 08:16:14 PM


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Reply #251 on: March 07, 2013, 03:58:46 AM

Horseshoe crabs are cool.  Also the Giant Fruit Bats (or Flying Foxes) are also cool. They're more harmless than the smaller varieties of bats.

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Reply #252 on: March 07, 2013, 07:12:49 AM


Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #253 on: March 07, 2013, 07:15:25 AM

Did that head just give birth to a head?

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Reply #254 on: March 07, 2013, 07:26:51 AM


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Reply #255 on: March 09, 2013, 04:28:59 AM





 awesome, for real

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Reply #256 on: March 10, 2013, 08:48:12 PM


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Reply #257 on: March 11, 2013, 05:35:04 AM

I liked that movie.  It had a LOT of that kind of stuff in it.

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Reply #258 on: March 11, 2013, 06:09:46 AM

Kano wins.

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Fatality!

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Reply #259 on: March 11, 2013, 07:56:51 AM

Yeah Ironclad was pretty enjoyable.

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Especially considering that single stroke also killed one of the guys behind the one he cleaved in half, and lopped off the other's hand.
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Reply #260 on: March 11, 2013, 01:06:42 PM

Looks familiar, is Paul Giamati in it as some mad English king ?

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Reply #261 on: March 11, 2013, 02:48:29 PM

Picture not loading for me - can I get a re-host?  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #262 on: March 13, 2013, 12:16:04 PM

Well, this bloke has every thing he needs.  Reefer, beer, pizza, a nice wristwatch and some random naked woman. 


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Reply #263 on: March 13, 2013, 12:49:45 PM

Is that a copy of Robin Hood on the table?

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Reply #264 on: March 13, 2013, 02:10:02 PM

Clearly not American - She's taken off her underwear to have sex.

Also, that's really going to hurt his back.

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Reply #265 on: March 13, 2013, 02:42:18 PM

His cock must be over a foot long for her to be sitting on his legs like that.

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Reply #266 on: March 13, 2013, 03:04:28 PM

His cock must be over a foot long for her to be sitting on his legs like that.

It would take one that long for a woman to tolerate not being paid attention to...

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Reply #267 on: March 13, 2013, 03:08:11 PM

I just think she's a lousy lay, why else would he be playing a video game.
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Reply #268 on: March 13, 2013, 03:59:27 PM

Have we considered that he might just have a very odd shaped penis that he has to peer round ?

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Reply #269 on: March 13, 2013, 04:27:27 PM

I think he's just trying to get to the save point in the game.
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Reply #270 on: March 13, 2013, 04:52:14 PM

OR maybe she's just sitting on his lap and there's a spider on the ceiling.  Why does it have to be about sex?  Can't it just be about beer, pizza, reefer and nakedness?  And maybe spiders?

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Reply #271 on: March 13, 2013, 07:12:50 PM

After looking at her hands, I'm not even sure that's a woman on his lap.  Let that image sink in a bit.
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Reply #272 on: March 13, 2013, 07:17:22 PM

Fine.  Now it doesn't make any sense at all!

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Reply #273 on: March 14, 2013, 02:44:06 AM

Those are rather manly hands...

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Reply #274 on: March 14, 2013, 08:05:21 AM

I think he's just trying to get to the save point in the game.

Yep, some people don't understand that I can't pause Dark Souls.

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Reply #275 on: March 14, 2013, 08:31:03 AM

What's up with the unopened pack of shoelaces on the table?

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Reply #276 on: March 14, 2013, 08:36:40 AM

That's for her to tie it off to stem the bleeding.


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Reply #277 on: March 16, 2013, 10:34:43 AM



I don't know exactly what they're doing but it seemed like something you lot might like to look at and wonder about.

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Reply #278 on: March 16, 2013, 02:03:26 PM

Two Thoughts:

- WTF Shadows?
- All the same person?

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Reply #279 on: March 16, 2013, 04:29:57 PM



I don't know exactly what they're doing but it seemed like something you lot might like to look at and wonder about.

I believe it's a human catapult - the top one is going to go flying over the wall and unlock the gate for the rest of the army.
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