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Reply #175 on: March 21, 2018, 02:00:57 PM

Sadly, if you have the resolve to make that much money you often like the frivolity to truly enjoy it.

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Reply #176 on: March 21, 2018, 02:07:58 PM

I admit it.  I don't love money that much.

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Reply #177 on: June 04, 2018, 11:16:11 AM

Received into my company's public contact inbox, I liked this one for it's strong opening and high level vocabulary:

Do not mind оn my illitеrасy, I аm frоm China.
I uрlоаded thе mаliciоus рrоgrаm оn your systеm.
Sinсе thаt mоment I рilfеrеd аll рrivy bаckgrоund frоm yоur system. Аdditiоnаlly I hаve some mоrе соmрrоmising еvidеnсе. The mоst intеrеsting еvidеnсе thаt I stоlе- its а videоtаре with your masturbаtiоn. I adjusted virus оn а роrn wеb sitе аnd аftеr yоu lоadеd it. Whеn yоu dесidеd with thе video аnd taрpеd оn а plаy buttоn, my dеlеtеriоus sоft аt оnсе sеt up оn your systеm. Аfter аdjusting, yоur саmеrа shoоt the vidеоtаpе with yоu self-abusing, in аdditiоn it sаved рreсisеly the роrn vidео yоu mаsturbаtеd оn. In nеxt fеw dаys my mаlwаre collеctеd аll your sосial аnd wоrk сontacts.
If yоu want tо dеlеtе the reсords- pay me 500 еurо in BTС(сryрtоcurrеnсy).
I providе yоu my Btс number - 1A3nMoRapVVakHFjumcv3EFBk2EMqXSbKi
Yоu have 24 hоurs aftеr reаding. When I gеt trаnsfеr I will dеstroy thе vidеоtарe evеrmоrе.
Оther wаy I will sеnd thе tаpе tо all your сollеаgues and friеnds.

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Reply #178 on: June 04, 2018, 11:30:46 AM

I mean, I'm not one who wants people to see me choking the chicken, but I'm also cheap enough that if you really want to inflict the image of my masturbation into the nightmares of my friends and co-workers, I'm certainly not going to pay you to prevent it.

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Reply #179 on: June 04, 2018, 11:46:17 AM

Ceiling cat is Chinese?

But seriously, a virus that catches you masturbating... they must have some really gullible people out there!
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Reply #180 on: October 17, 2018, 02:50:48 PM

Mr. Steven T Mnuchin <deadhead @ kfedisbroke.com>
To   Recipients Oct 14 at 6:14 AM
I am Steven T Mnuchin, Secretary of the Treasury under the U.S. Department of the Treasury. You can get more details about me here; and attached is my identity card for confirmation of office.


At the recently concluded meeting with the World Bank and the United Nations, an agreement was reached between both parties for us to settle all outstanding payments accrued to individuals/corporations with respect to local and overseas contract payment, debt re-scheduling, outstanding compensation payment and lottery funds.tis is more concentrated on your lottery funds.

Fortunately, you have been selected alongside a few other beneficiaries to receive your own payment of $1.5million (One Million five hundred thousand United States Dollars only).

We have been notified that you are yet to receive your fund valued at $1.5million this money will now be transferred to your nominated bank account, A check delivery or Delivery of Master Card ATM.

Feel Free to contact me with below details:
Email  mrsteventmnuchin21 @ gmail.com

Looking forward to hearing from you and God Bless America
Secretary Steven T Mnuchin
Treasury Department USA
Note: This transaction is %100 legal with the security of the FBI

Whoo, Imma be rich now!  The Sec of the Treasury wants to give me mo' money!  And the FBI is cool with it!

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Reply #181 on: October 17, 2018, 04:19:46 PM

Mnuchin's email is <deadhead @ kfedisbroke.com>?

Seems legit!!

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #182 on: October 18, 2018, 12:37:31 AM

Or you can use his official account at mrsteventmnuchin21 @ gmail.com

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Reply #183 on: October 18, 2018, 08:52:35 AM

Man they aren't even trying anymore.  They just spam out a billion of these and if one or two are stupid enough to respond they still win.
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Reply #184 on: October 18, 2018, 09:10:15 AM

When the cost to send a billion spam messages is zero, its all profit.

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Reply #185 on: October 18, 2018, 02:31:22 PM

I just had a college professor bud of mine freak out on getting one of those "I've hacked your computer and will send all your porn to all your contacts, and oh I've videoed you masturbating too" spam threats.

Heh heh. I avoided telling him "oh yeah I could hardly recognize you from that angle, but thanks for the new porn links you just sent me!!" He was a little too freaked for levity, since he also has a crazy ex who has been threatening to hack him.

Also, another funny story about college profs, another friend of mine with a mildly suggestive real name (if you were like thirteen years old) let one of his old blogger sites expire, only to find it had been taken over by a porn site. He discovered that when students following one of his old links found it, showed it to parents, who showed it to administration...

Ha ha. We still laugh at that one I tell you.

 this guy looks legit
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Reply #186 on: October 19, 2018, 06:55:02 AM

Why on earth are parents complaing? Their kids are adults and if they still need mommy to protect them from porn something has gone very wrong.
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Reply #187 on: October 19, 2018, 12:33:17 PM

Why on earth are parents complaing? Their kids are adults and if they still need mommy to protect them from porn something has gone very wrong.

Are you saying you would be cool, as a university administrator, if one of your professors appeared to be actively running a porn site?

I guess maybe you would, but I don't think you'd have to look too far to find those with a bit of a problem with it...

Edit to add: Or even an embarrassment to the professor seeking tenure? I mean, whatever your personal views on the subject, you really can't understand how this would be an issue professionally, especially in an academic environment?
« Last Edit: October 19, 2018, 12:45:42 PM by Mandella »
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Reply #188 on: October 19, 2018, 02:25:51 PM

I'd expect an adult to do his/her own complaining rather than hear from his/her mommy. Infantilizing college kids is part of what leads to the incredibly stupid stuff we've all heard coming out of universities.

I'm not disagreeing with the complaints, only with the students being too childish to make them himself.
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Reply #189 on: October 24, 2018, 08:02:38 AM

The students probably did not care much, just enough to mention it to the parents.

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