Young, in love and confused.

[Murgos]

Text her back saying, "Whatever.  I'm busy.  How about some other time?"

And then just don't talk to her for a while.  Go to a bar and just start blathering to a girl there, don't try and pick her up, just yak away.

You'll feel better and you'll realize that one relationship here and there isn't anything to freak out over.

Also, if it doesn't work, I'm doped up on morphine.   

edit: As others have said, she's 20.  Let her go have some fun, she has no clue what she wants yet.

[photek]

While Photek keeps chasing her, she can make the decisions.

When he wants to end it, she'll realise she wants him.

Confirmed. Just came home from the walk, at first she told me the message I sent her made her think and then I said "this ain't working anymore, I can't go on like this being all stressed out all the time not knowing what you want. If you don't know what you want after all I've done for you I think we should move in separate directions". Talking back and forth she told me she knew she had been acting cold and distant and then had a conversation like this, ca :

Her : "I have always been spoiled and used to getting what I want and you are the first standing up to me. I get distant and cold when things don't go my way."
Me : "Well, that is your problem. You can't always get what you want, especially in a relationship. I don't like playing games (lol] and we have to meet halfway and you gotta swallow your ego and bite the sour apple and accept that you can't have what you want all the time. I don't get what I want all the time and there are several occasions where I just let shit slide and so should you at times. And you can't let that shit pour on me when stuff don't go your way all the time."
Her : Can't remember the conversation, but she was sad and told me I was right and she would change for me and put an effort into it.

Was kinda a sweet talk and good to at least move over this obstacle. For now 

I'm a patient guy. EDIT Or a fucking moron. Time will tell.

[WindupAtheist]

So she's hot and spoiled. Here's your secret weapon:

Ignoring her.

It will drive her batshit insane. She's being weird? Don't engage, ignore.

[photek]

So she's hot and spoiled. Here's your secret weapon:

Ignoring her.

It will drive her batshit insane. She's being weird? Don't engage, ignore.

Tested and confirmed today actually. Oh man, this is epic. I found my GF's kryptonite.

[schild]

While Photek keeps chasing her, she can make the decisions.

When he wants to end it, she'll realise she wants him.

Don't say things like that, he'll think it's true.

[Engels]

Ya, uhm, photek, what happened to the whole 'she's dumping you' thing? Is that somehow now not true?

"Well, that is your problem. You can't always get what you want, especially in a relationship

Sounds like you DID pull a Seinfeld. Sorta.

[schild]

So she's hot and spoiled. Here's your secret weapon:

Ignoring her.

It will drive her batshit insane. She's being weird? Don't engage, ignore.

Tested and confirmed today actually. Oh man, this is epic. I found my GF's kryptonite.

That's every girls kryptonite. You thought they were insane before?

Pfah.

[UnSub]

While Photek keeps chasing her, she can make the decisions.

When he wants to end it, she'll realise she wants him.

Don't say things like that, he'll think it's true.

It's true to a point.

Especially for a first-real-relationship thing.

Also, women aren't crazy. They just have different priorities.

[Lantyssa]

I'm a patient guy. EDIT Or a fucking moron. Time will tell.

It's possible to be both.

Also, women aren't crazy. They just have different priorities.

No, we're crazy with differing priorities.

Of course most of you are crazy, too, so it'd be a wash were it not for differing crazies.

[Oban]

I think he was referring to women that have not chosen your side.

[UnSub]

I think he was referring to women that have not chosen your side.

I mean most women. The Sapphic Sisterhood really isn't that different in my experience. Apart from the ones who hate you for being a man. That's always awkward. 

Some people are more fractured than most, but on the whole we generally all want to be happy and want to be with people who don't bore us. It's the ways we attempt to reach those goals that are the interesting parts.

[NiX]

I've always found the underlying problem to be that most girls, or the ones I've dated, want to combine your lives together. That does not fly with me. Course, once again, college. Seems like the real bright girls are to be found on a campus...

[Signe]

Going by this thread only,  when men come of age, they are silly and confused.  As men age, they seem to get sillier and more fickle, and their views of women become distorted and bizarre.  At least most of the men in this thread.  Going by the opinions and advice in this thread, F13 men are the new women.  I don't think you guys are the norm.  In fact, I'm pretty certain you're not.  Some of you need to be pinched really hard, too. 

[Yoru]

Going by this thread only,  when men come of age, they are silly and confused.  As men age, they seem to get sillier and more fickle, and their views of women become distorted and bizarre.

I thought this applied to pretty much everyone. Although you can just yank out "of women" from the second sentence.

[Oban]

The word you were looking for was jaded.

[schild]

Going by this thread only,  when men come of age, they are silly and confused.  As men age, they seem to get sillier and more fickle, and their views of women become distorted and bizarre.  At least most of the men in this thread.  Going by the opinions and advice in this thread, F13 men are the new women.  I don't think you guys are the norm.  In fact, I'm pretty certain you're not.  Some of you need to be pinched really hard, too.  

How many 20 to 40 something men do you know in real life?

[stray]

Going by this thread only,  when men come of age, they are silly and confused.  As men age, they seem to get sillier and more fickle, and their views of women become distorted and bizarre.  At least most of the men in this thread.  Going by the opinions and advice in this thread, F13 men are the new women.  I don't think you guys are the norm.  In fact, I'm pretty certain you're not.  Some of you need to be pinched really hard, too. 

Hey, I've only recommended hanging out with older women. Despite joking around a little, I am serious. If you can find maturity in someone your own age, even better probably.

[Signe]

Going by this thread only,  when men come of age, they are silly and confused.  As men age, they seem to get sillier and more fickle, and their views of women become distorted and bizarre.  At least most of the men in this thread.  Going by the opinions and advice in this thread, F13 men are the new women.  I don't think you guys are the norm.  In fact, I'm pretty certain you're not.  Some of you need to be pinched really hard, too.  

How many 20 to 40 something men do you know in real life?

I know lots!  Ok, well, maybe most of them are over 40 now but they used to be under!  And I know you - you're 20 - 40!  Of course, you just simply hate girls so I'm not quite sure how to take some of your opinions.  Still, I plan to fix you some day.  You are SO going to marry my one non-gay cousin!  Srsly.  She's just like you.  Only a gril.  The fact that her name is Erika just makes me laugh and laugh!

[schild]

Still, I plan to fix you some day.  You are SO going to marry my one non-gay cousin!  Srsly.  She's just like you.  Only a gril.  The fact that her name is Erika just makes me laugh and laugh!

wat

[Signe]

Well, my gay cousin is already in a relationship.  For nearly a decade now.  Also she's not a gamer or cynical or anything at all like you.  Just don't think about it!

[schild]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Signe]

We had this same conversation six years ago.  Your long term memory sucks.

[Oban]

Women  , see above for proof.

[Yoru]

She's just like you.  Only a gril.

Don't worry, it's a well-known and proven fact that Eric loves grills.

[schild]

We had this same conversation six years ago.  Your long term memory sucks.

I'm more likely to remember what I ate 6 years ago.

She's just like you.  Only a gril.

Don't worry, it's a well-known and proven fact that Eric loves grills.

Fo'rizzle.

[Yoru]

I totally want to go grill something right now. Out in the snow. Just for the fuck of it.

Who's with me?

[Oban]

Meat + Fire = 

Meat + Fire + Snow = 

[photek]

I totally want to go grill something right now. Out in the snow. Just for the fuck of it.

Who's with me?

I am. BBQ on the snow is fantastic. Regular thing here in Norway actually.

[Yoru]

I totally want to go grill something right now. Out in the snow. Just for the fuck of it.

Who's with me?

I am. BBQ on the snow is fantastic. Regular thing here in Norway actually.

I think I see a new plan for your future forming here. Go forth and be healed by the magic power of snowmeat!

[Oban]

If I had a choice between roasting meat over an open flame in the snow or repeatedly fucking a twenty year old Norwegian girl, there would be no contest in my mind.

[Yoru]

That is a false dichotomy, sir!

[Oban]

Yes, maybe you can fuck her on the snow while roasting meat on an open fire?

Sorry to be so vulgar, but 

[rattran]

I grilled burgers just last night, it hit 45 here and most of the snow melted!

I lost one burger to the skunks under the porch, looks like hibernation time is over so I made an offering as they kept peering around the corner at me. Tomorrow I'ma grill salmon I think.

[Lantyssa]

If I had a choice between roasting meat over an open flame in the snow or repeatedly fucking a twenty year old Norwegian girl, there would be no contest in my mind.

BBQ wins?

[Signe]

I grilled burgers just last night, it hit 45 here and most of the snow melted!

I lost one burger to the skunks under the porch, looks like hibernation time is over so I made an offering as they kept peering around the corner at me. Tomorrow I'ma grill salmon I think.

You are the one responsible for all this global warming malarkey!