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Reply #5705 on: June 09, 2017, 02:14:34 AM

Coffee anyone?



got scars?

*edit* but yes I would most certainly like a cup of coffee.

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Reply #5706 on: June 09, 2017, 01:47:06 PM

I see an impression from an ill fitting bra, but not a scar
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Reply #5707 on: June 09, 2017, 01:55:08 PM

Yeah, I think the same thing on closer inspection. If it's a scar that's a hell of a skilled surgeon to get such a small lines. Also, unless there's some new technique implants go in from the armpit side; so a scar that far inward would be weird.

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Reply #5708 on: June 14, 2017, 06:58:40 PM


The one in the middle is Dani Divine, I like her style.



Steampunk pic's, Kato is so sweet!





& to finish up the post earlier :)




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Reply #5709 on: June 19, 2017, 10:10:06 AM


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Reply #5710 on: June 19, 2017, 10:06:37 PM

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Reply #5711 on: June 20, 2017, 02:20:20 PM

These are some "Awesome Pictures" that are too NSFW for the "Awesome Pictures" thread, so putting them here. (Apologies)







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Reply #5712 on: June 20, 2017, 02:30:24 PM

Goddamit Jean.

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Reply #5713 on: June 20, 2017, 05:08:12 PM

I see no need to apologize.

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Reply #5714 on: June 21, 2017, 05:30:40 AM

Yeah ?  Well you're not the one that has to stab her with your claws when she goes evil again.

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Reply #5715 on: June 21, 2017, 09:13:04 AM

Claws? I get the reference, but...

I miss Good Eats.  *Sniff*
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Reply #5716 on: June 21, 2017, 09:43:53 AM

Ok, in my twisted mind she looks like a flour version of Jean Grey as Phoenix whom Wolverine had to stab in that recent movie to stop her reign of terror.  Since you and two others have now asked me about this, I'm explaining my twisted mind here to make it stop.

It was, as is my wont, an entirely throwaway silly reference.  I'm quite sure Flour Girl is in no way a demonic interstellar entity with the power of quantum molecular disruption.   I hope that's all clear.

And now, Tits.


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Reply #5717 on: June 21, 2017, 10:00:17 AM


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Reply #5718 on: June 21, 2017, 11:54:59 AM

And now, Tits.

I googled "those" just for you. Enjoy.  Grin



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Reply #5719 on: June 21, 2017, 12:50:47 PM

Yeah ?  Well you're not the one that has to stab her with your claws when she goes evil again.


I'll stab her with something ... Hulk Rock

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Reply #5720 on: June 21, 2017, 07:35:54 PM

Ok, in my twisted mind she looks like a flour version of Jean Grey as Phoenix whom Wolverine had to stab in that recent movie to stop her reign of terror.  Since you and two others have now asked me about this, I'm explaining my twisted mind here to make it stop...
As I said, got the reference, but if I'm stabbing her, it sure as hell ain't with claws...
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I miss Good Eats.  *Sniff*
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Reply #5721 on: June 22, 2017, 03:48:19 PM

These are some "Awesome Pictures" that are too NSFW for the "Awesome Pictures" thread, so putting them here. (Apologies)

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Reply #5722 on: June 27, 2017, 11:56:18 PM

Something I found when getting drunk and daydreaming how it would be to be a camgirl. (Never going to happen, I am angsty enough to struggle with daily life).

Warning, a bit risqué

https://gfycat.com/LivelyBronzeBooby


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Reply #5723 on: June 30, 2017, 04:11:07 PM

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Reply #5724 on: July 03, 2017, 07:12:46 AM




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Reply #5725 on: July 03, 2017, 08:26:57 AM

Something I found when getting drunk and daydreaming how it would be to be a camgirl. (Never going to happen, I am angsty enough to struggle with daily life).

Warning, a bit risqué

https://gfycat.com/LivelyBronzeBooby

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Reply #5726 on: July 03, 2017, 12:50:23 PM

Young lady, I do believe several of my colleagues have popped our monocles, and I have it on good authority that Trippy has suffered a case of the vapors for such savage acts of wanton posting. Forsooth!

Well in that case have one more:



I am imaging being dressed up like that and than paraded in town! *very guilty snicker*

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Reply #5727 on: July 03, 2017, 12:53:54 PM

 NDA

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Reply #5728 on: July 03, 2017, 05:33:14 PM

I feel this might be a bit underwhelming after calapine's giant dildo video but it's worthwhile nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPu4aUY8uDE&feature=youtu.be
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Reply #5729 on: July 03, 2017, 06:41:48 PM

Nope, that's still fantastic.

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Reply #5730 on: July 05, 2017, 10:03:43 AM


I am imaging being dressed up like that and than paraded in town! *very guilty snicker*

My first thought on seeing this was that you probably get a lot of folks dressed like this in Starbucks during the Folsom St Fair.

"Nice attempted blast about my "drinking".  I do enjoy a nice cuppa, but that is because I am a bon vivant of gregarious nature and cheery disposition." - Ab
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Reply #5731 on: July 11, 2017, 06:04:43 PM

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Reply #5732 on: July 11, 2017, 06:58:04 PM

Is that a naughty librarian?  Heart

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Reply #5733 on: July 11, 2017, 07:03:23 PM

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Reply #5734 on: July 11, 2017, 07:36:33 PM

BRB got to return a book.

Expect poison from the standing water.
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Reply #5735 on: July 12, 2017, 12:52:52 AM

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Reply #5736 on: July 12, 2017, 02:06:05 PM

I can't tell, sorry!

Well, my other thought was "Baroness", but I'm fairly certain she's not a G.I. Joe (well, technically Cobra I guess...)
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Reply #5737 on: July 16, 2017, 09:54:46 AM



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Reply #5738 on: July 16, 2017, 05:34:27 PM


"Nice attempted blast about my "drinking".  I do enjoy a nice cuppa, but that is because I am a bon vivant of gregarious nature and cheery disposition." - Ab
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Reply #5739 on: July 16, 2017, 08:17:39 PM

For Cal.   why so serious?


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