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tgr
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Reply #3185 on: February 11, 2012, 10:06:44 AM


Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #3186 on: February 11, 2012, 11:01:39 AM

That's fantastic.

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Reply #3187 on: February 11, 2012, 11:15:38 AM

Bouncy!

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Reply #3188 on: February 11, 2012, 09:18:52 PM

Wow

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Reply #3189 on: February 11, 2012, 10:18:28 PM

I had some stuff dling in the background, so that gif took about 3 minutes to load.  It is magical in slow-mo.
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Reply #3190 on: February 11, 2012, 10:39:55 PM


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Reply #3191 on: February 11, 2012, 11:58:47 PM

Wait, what ?

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Reply #3192 on: February 12, 2012, 01:08:45 AM


Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #3193 on: February 12, 2012, 11:23:41 PM

Obviously pre-planned considering how she is using the five-point restraint.

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Reply #3194 on: February 13, 2012, 08:24:00 PM

Obviously pre-planned considering how she is using the five-point restraint.

How dare they.

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Reply #3195 on: February 14, 2012, 04:03:22 AM

Obviously pre-planned considering how she is using the five-point restraint.

I like how the guy is in full race gear with helmet and the chick is barely in the seat. 


As it should be  why so serious?

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Reply #3196 on: February 15, 2012, 06:45:29 AM

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Reply #3197 on: February 15, 2012, 08:14:21 AM

If she's weird-looking, then I, for one, embrace and encourage the weirdness. DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #3198 on: February 15, 2012, 08:23:01 AM


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Reply #3199 on: February 15, 2012, 09:58:19 AM

Only with the mustache am I funny looking.

There's something off about her hips.  They come too far up or something.  I don't like it. 
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Reply #3200 on: February 15, 2012, 10:02:02 AM

There's something off about her hips.  They come too far up or something.  I don't like it. 

Your opinion is incorrect.

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Reply #3201 on: February 15, 2012, 10:13:00 AM

Well, when she shows up on my doorstep naked I'll send her over your way.   awesome, for real
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Reply #3202 on: February 15, 2012, 10:15:00 AM

You're crazy.

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Reply #3203 on: February 15, 2012, 11:55:49 AM

Nah.  I agree.  She's not for me either.

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Reply #3204 on: February 15, 2012, 12:24:38 PM

Nah.  I agree.  She's not for me either.


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Reply #3205 on: February 15, 2012, 12:55:13 PM

We have 92 pages of perfection.  I'm entitled to rankings.

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Reply #3206 on: February 15, 2012, 01:29:51 PM


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Reply #3207 on: February 15, 2012, 02:06:48 PM

Ok, so left hand missing made me giggle.

Well played.

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Reply #3208 on: February 15, 2012, 02:20:54 PM


Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Reply #3209 on: February 15, 2012, 03:53:34 PM

I'm in the 'her hips are funny' camp, but you have to remember the swimwear they make her wear.   It's barely sufficient to cover the muff and they hang real low.  With longer clothing her hipline actually works.
Anyways, she's a cute personality right now but like I said before I prefer Brooklyn Decker...  partially 'cause of HER hips.    Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
Also, Brooklyn is older and seems like a better prospect as she ages.  Something about Kate spells doom later on in life; she just doesnt look like she'll age well.

Maybe she needs to tone up a bit perhaps?  Though that'd damage her bustline and facial structure, which has this cute roundness to it.  hmmm


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Reply #3210 on: February 15, 2012, 04:02:43 PM

I don't know, Brooklyn Decker's hips don't seem all that different. Maybe I'm just not a hip connoisseur.


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Reply #3211 on: February 15, 2012, 04:11:04 PM

I don't like Brooklyn either.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #3212 on: February 15, 2012, 04:16:57 PM

Brooklyn has a skinnier waist and broader torso.  Kate has a D-cup on her though.


I dunno, if I needed a trophy-type on Saturday night I think Brooklyn would do the better job.  If I wanted a fun, girl-next-door type I'd go Kate.

I don't like Brooklyn either.   Ohhhhh, I see.

You sure?



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Reply #3213 on: February 15, 2012, 04:22:43 PM

Yeah, Kate's shoulder-to-hip ratio is kind of odd.  It's one of those uncanny valley things where it's off but you just can't quite define how.

Also, her head looks tiny in relation to the rest of her. Quite odd but still hot.

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Reply #3214 on: February 16, 2012, 02:28:02 AM


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Reply #3215 on: February 16, 2012, 06:43:18 AM

Brooklyn > Kate, but they are both fine young ladies.

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Reply #3216 on: February 16, 2012, 06:45:39 AM

I like Kate's face more.

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Reply #3217 on: February 16, 2012, 07:08:50 AM

Yeah, Kate's shoulder-to-hip ratio is kind of odd.

They both seem to have that thing going on.  It's a bit off-putting for me.  I also don't typically like the super long, lanky blondes with enough hair to fill the entire cockpit of a corvette (as most of these girls seem to be any more) either.  Of course that is what my wife looks like.   Ohhhhh, I see.  Biology is weird.
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Reply #3218 on: February 16, 2012, 08:59:54 AM

They're both too tall for most of us anyways.  Like 5'10" w/o heals.

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Reply #3219 on: February 16, 2012, 09:40:41 AM

They're both too tall for most of us anyways.

Speak for yourself, shortling.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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