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She's probably got a bad case of swamp ass from being out in the heat doing all that running around.  |
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Paelos
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It's ok. She can still make clap.
<clap clap clap>
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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penfold
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While I think the subject matter is awesome, I'm really wondering what network the cameraman works for. A little blatant, no ?
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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The firestorm that would happen if that was allowed on America's Got Talent...
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I have never played WoW.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Who is that woman, I must google her.
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Hutch
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That is Aria Giovanni. She is indeed luscious.
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Minvaren
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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That is Aria Giovanni. She is indeed luscious.
She looked better when she was younger. Also, regardless of her physical attributes the people she's dated horrify me. To the point of requiring a best two out of three series of blood tests. And I used to fuck people in club bathrooms. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Signe
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But... but... she was married to John 5! I love John 5! We divorced her, though.  |
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Surlyboi
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Hutch
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That is Aria Giovanni. She is indeed luscious.
She looked better when she was younger. Also, regardless of her physical attributes the people she's dated horrify me. To the point of requiring a best two out of three series of blood tests. And I used to fuck people in club bathrooms. With few exceptions, we all looked better when we were younger. OK, you know how this goes. You posted a bunch of sharp-knees crap, now you have to make it up to us  |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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My complaint is she's only ever done the most boring forms of softcore...
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Ironwood
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Um, this isn't really true.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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Um. I hear we have a pm system?
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Ironwood
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I'm just wondering what you term Softcore. The Andrew Blake films were ... kinda graphic and rather beautifully shot. There's also her humping herself in a motel room, plus there's apparently some footage around (Which I've never Seen) of her being particularly bad.
I'm old skool though and don't require to see a woman shoving 6 pinecones in every orifice to appreciate the beauty.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Murgos
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I'm old skool though and don't require to see a woman shoving 6 pinecones in every orifice to appreciate the beauty.
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NowhereMan
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Story behind that one: Apparently the censors used to cut an act every episode of the gong show and the producers figured out it was just one, every episode. So they'd stick in a ridiculously over the top act so the censors would cut it and the rest of the show would remain unmolested. In this particular case they were as shocked as anyone when the censors cut one of the actual acts instead. |
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Story behind that one: Apparently the censors used to cut an act every episode of the gong show and the producers figured out it was just one, every episode. So they'd stick in a ridiculously over the top act so the censors would cut it and the rest of the show would remain unmolested. In this particular case they were as shocked as anyone when the censors cut one of the actual acts instead. Can you imagine trying to explain to someone who didn't get it why that one was sexually suggestive? In the *70's*? I'm going to go with "The censors didn't get it and nobody had the guts to explain it." --Dave |
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Yegolev
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My complaint is she's only ever done the most boring forms of softcore...
Need to turn off SafeSearch. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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angry.bob
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Story behind that one: Apparently the censors used to cut an act every episode of the gong show and the producers figured out it was just one, every episode. So they'd stick in a ridiculously over the top act so the censors would cut it and the rest of the show would remain unmolested. In this particular case they were as shocked as anyone when the censors cut one of the actual acts instead.
Can you imagine trying to explain to someone who didn't get it why that one was sexually suggestive? In the *70's*? I'm going to go with "The censors didn't get it and nobody had the guts to explain it." --Dave I agree with the censors on this one. Those would have been such shitty blowjobs in real life I would have to fucking punished those girls for their performance. The fake blowjobs were bad and the girls were bad. The only reason you can tell what they're supposed to be doing is because the link is in a porn thread. If that's what an acceptable blowjob in the 70's looked like, I'm glad I was in gradeschool. |
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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SurfD
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Story behind that one: Apparently the censors used to cut an act every episode of the gong show and the producers figured out it was just one, every episode. So they'd stick in a ridiculously over the top act so the censors would cut it and the rest of the show would remain unmolested. In this particular case they were as shocked as anyone when the censors cut one of the actual acts instead. Can you imagine trying to explain to someone who didn't get it why that one was sexually suggestive? In the *70's*? I'm going to go with "The censors didn't get it and nobody had the guts to explain it." --Dave I would rather know what act they axed. Must have been pretty bad. |
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Ironwood
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I bet it was a guy yanking his ass open.
I hear he went on to have fame on the internet.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Those two did well later though... that gig with the cup really took off.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Yegolev
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I bet it was a guy yanking his ass open.
I hear he went on to have fame on the internet.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hutch
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Furiously
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I was reading somewhere where a deaf person was talking about how Stoya was their favorite adult actress because she is so expressive.
That was entertaining.
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Ghambit
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Stoya and Grey are the best imo. Stoya had a fairly entertaining blog at one point too; she's definitely on the geeky side. Anyways, since we're doin stoya.
Cyberpunk Stoya!
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Furiously
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Also that she has no implants is refreshing.
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Bunk
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Always been something very unique about that girl.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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