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VainEldritch
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Reply #2975 on: November 25, 2011, 11:53:05 AM

Has anyone posted something from factsandchicks.com yet? If so, I don't care. This site is awesome, even if you hate words.




Bajeezus! On that site the scroll-wheel just keeps on giving...  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #2976 on: November 25, 2011, 12:13:05 PM

I've never liked Midsummer Nights Dream more.

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Reply #2977 on: November 28, 2011, 04:28:36 AM

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Reply #2978 on: November 30, 2011, 01:41:29 PM

Couldn't decide whether to put this here or in the old Mila thread.


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Reply #2979 on: November 30, 2011, 02:04:23 PM

Oh wow.  That's nice.   Heart
Sand
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Reply #2980 on: November 30, 2011, 02:06:29 PM

Meh. She doesnt do anything for me.
Boobs are small and saggy, and she always has on to much eye make up.
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Reply #2981 on: November 30, 2011, 02:24:41 PM

Is it me or does her head look so big for that body that it looks positively shopped on there?

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Reply #2982 on: November 30, 2011, 02:26:11 PM

Yeah that pic gives me the uncanny valley jeebies.
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Reply #2983 on: November 30, 2011, 02:35:03 PM

It's that thin layer of shadow beneath her chin.
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Reply #2984 on: November 30, 2011, 02:42:42 PM

Is it me or does her head look so big for that body that it looks positively shopped on there?

Small girls tend to have a rather unproportional large head. They just know how to hide that most of the time (i.e. when they are dressed)

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Reply #2985 on: November 30, 2011, 05:25:30 PM

It's the shoes that ruin it for me.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #2986 on: November 30, 2011, 05:39:38 PM

It's the shoes that ruin it for me.
Those can and should be removed.  Grin

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Reply #2987 on: November 30, 2011, 05:45:48 PM

I've always had an unhealthy interest in her.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #2988 on: November 30, 2011, 06:17:45 PM

Yeah that pic gives me the uncanny valley jeebies.

Her left hand looks odd, too.

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Reply #2989 on: November 30, 2011, 06:28:20 PM

It's the lighting dammit. Ok, maybe not for the left hand.
ghost
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Reply #2990 on: November 30, 2011, 07:07:27 PM

The shoes are absolutely spectacular.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #2991 on: December 01, 2011, 01:12:31 PM

I really doubt that recliner is comfortable.

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Reply #2992 on: December 01, 2011, 02:30:29 PM

Seriously.  And what engineering genius put the downspout pouring right into the pool water?  Fucking amateur.
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Reply #2993 on: December 01, 2011, 02:51:41 PM

This is why y'all can't have nice things.

I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Reply #2994 on: December 01, 2011, 03:16:29 PM

Some girls just can't do sexy. Mila is stunning when she's just her normal self but every time she tries to be sexy in a movie or shoot she looks like creepy russian bride material.
Sand
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Reply #2995 on: December 01, 2011, 08:50:52 PM

Some girls just can't do sexy. Mila is stunning when she's just her normal self but every time she tries to be sexy in a movie or shoot she looks like creepy russian bride material.

You nailed it.
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Reply #2996 on: December 01, 2011, 09:31:52 PM

I apparently love Russian brides. 
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Reply #2997 on: December 02, 2011, 04:41:35 AM

What's wrong with Russian brides?
01101010
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Reply #2998 on: December 02, 2011, 04:51:08 AM

What's wrong with Russian brides?

The accents.

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Reply #2999 on: December 02, 2011, 06:54:26 AM

What's wrong with Russian brides?

The body hair.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Reply #3000 on: December 02, 2011, 07:06:32 AM



T Mobile girl in a two piece

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Reply #3001 on: December 02, 2011, 07:10:48 AM

She has no T and looks like a flat A.  Also her face.. what is wrong with it.
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Reply #3002 on: December 02, 2011, 07:12:24 AM

I like her body pretty well, but yeah, something's up with her face.  She looks like Steven Tyler.
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Reply #3003 on: December 02, 2011, 07:21:24 AM

You guys are too picky.

Here's Adriana Lima.


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Reply #3004 on: December 02, 2011, 07:23:40 AM

You guys are too picky.

If she happened to be naked, in my bed, I'd probably talk to her.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #3005 on: December 02, 2011, 07:33:32 AM

You guys are too picky.
I don't think that's the case. She just isn't.. attractive. Despite the two-piece, there's something in that picture that stops me from going into dick-brain mode.
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Reply #3006 on: December 02, 2011, 07:47:00 AM

Amber Heard makes me go dick-brain mode:


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Reply #3007 on: December 02, 2011, 08:14:26 AM

Oh yes. Amber is hot and looks naughty.
 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #3008 on: December 02, 2011, 08:41:30 AM

I don't think that's the case. She just isn't.. attractive. Despite the two-piece, there's something in that picture that stops me from going into dick-brain mode.

It's the near-duckface she has going on.  I find that women are often least sexy when they're trying to be sexy.  If the photographer had picked one where she is smiling it would make a lot of difference I think. 
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Reply #3009 on: December 02, 2011, 12:31:52 PM


CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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