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Reply #2380 on: December 22, 2010, 01:03:29 PM

Aez, wow. Who is she?

Keeley Hazell

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Reply #2381 on: December 22, 2010, 02:14:53 PM

Keeley Hazell

Can you tell us more about this model?

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Reply #2382 on: December 22, 2010, 02:50:01 PM

British. Not really a model so much as famous for having tits. General no-talent assclown that is famous due to no abilities she, herself, possesses.

Anything else?
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Reply #2383 on: December 22, 2010, 02:53:04 PM

She has a sex tape awesome, for real or so I've been told.
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Reply #2384 on: December 22, 2010, 03:31:44 PM

Any links?

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Reply #2385 on: December 22, 2010, 03:37:38 PM

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Reply #2386 on: December 22, 2010, 03:44:13 PM


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Reply #2387 on: December 23, 2010, 06:58:19 AM

I got what you were doing Oban.

In fairness, hair colour throws people off.  It's why I dye my hair every time I kill a prostitute.

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Reply #2388 on: December 23, 2010, 07:49:52 AM

Any excuse to repost that picture is a good excuse.

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Reply #2389 on: December 23, 2010, 08:11:01 PM

I got what you were doing Oban.

In fairness, hair colour throws people off.  It's why I dye my hair every time I kill a prostitute.

I find a fake beard and sunglasses work a lot better.

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Reply #2390 on: December 23, 2010, 10:51:30 PM

Do you change your posture?  6 times out of ten, if someone recognizes you under unusual circumstances, it is because of the way you walk and stand.  The other four, your voice and speech patterns give it away. Walk into a restroom, throw away/reverse your jacket, and walk out *as soon as possible* with your feet, knees, and elbows held differently than normal, but with only the normal 'no eye contact with strangers in the john' discomfort at being observed.  Fair odds you can walk past a trained surveillance expert with little more, his training to look past the clothes/hair/face is backfiring on him.

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Reply #2391 on: December 24, 2010, 04:44:24 AM

I got what you were doing Oban.

In fairness, hair colour throws people off.  It's why I dye my hair every time I kill a prostitute.

I didn't know you were a lorry driver...

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Reply #2392 on: January 05, 2011, 06:52:41 PM


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Reply #2393 on: January 05, 2011, 09:30:33 PM

Someone get that girl some sammiches.

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Reply #2394 on: January 05, 2011, 10:04:08 PM

10  Post picture of thin model.
20  Next.post="Get sannich".
30  Eye.roll
40  Goto 10


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Reply #2395 on: January 05, 2011, 10:06:42 PM

First I need a name and location then I will deliver said sammiches awesome, for real
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Reply #2396 on: January 06, 2011, 12:24:18 AM

A ham and cheese sammich, as it were? Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #2397 on: January 06, 2011, 03:30:30 AM

Page 69 of this thread is HIGHLY dissapointed at the moment.  More Pictures are Required.

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Reply #2398 on: January 06, 2011, 05:04:07 AM


Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #2399 on: January 06, 2011, 05:29:52 AM

NSFW::



NSBL::


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Reply #2400 on: January 06, 2011, 05:32:31 AM

I'm not sure which of those was more delicious.

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Reply #2401 on: January 06, 2011, 05:39:49 AM

Is that herb roasted turkey with avocado? Hot.
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Reply #2402 on: January 06, 2011, 02:11:10 PM

Someone needs to get that sandwich some condiments.

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Reply #2403 on: January 06, 2011, 04:02:41 PM

Someone needs to get that sandwich some condiments.

Well played.
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Reply #2404 on: January 06, 2011, 05:51:25 PM

A ham and cheese sammich, as it were? Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

More like a pork roll, am I rite?

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Reply #2405 on: January 06, 2011, 11:18:16 PM

Page 69 of this thread is HIGHLY dissapointed at the moment.  More Pictures are Required.
I completly agree.  Mods, DESTROY all post on page 69 from here on that don't attempt to post hot chicks.  We can get back to discussion on page 70  awesome, for real

My attempt.  All NSFW:

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Reply #2406 on: January 07, 2011, 06:12:53 AM


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Reply #2407 on: January 08, 2011, 02:55:05 PM

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Reply #2408 on: January 08, 2011, 10:27:43 PM

I am intrigued by this website.

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Reply #2409 on: January 08, 2011, 10:49:22 PM

I am intrigued by this website.

Does it have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

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Reply #2410 on: January 09, 2011, 03:52:43 AM


My anti virus/internet protection programs lit up when I tried to access this site.  Click at your own risk.
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Reply #2411 on: January 09, 2011, 04:05:19 AM

Someone needs to get that sandwich some condiments.

I'm just not interested - its crusts are too pointy.


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Reply #2412 on: January 09, 2011, 06:32:17 AM

Square carrots.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #2413 on: January 09, 2011, 06:39:20 AM

Awful photo, one of the mirrors does not even show a reflection of the subjects.


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Reply #2414 on: January 09, 2011, 07:19:46 AM



Why am I fixating on this? Why am I even asking that?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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