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Reply #525 on: June 22, 2010, 08:59:30 AM

She also kissed a girl and, purportedly, liked it.  I struggle to imagine she has the closest relationship with Jesus.

Edit: changed his to has.
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Reply #526 on: June 22, 2010, 09:08:36 AM

She also kissed a girl and, purportedly, liked it.  I struggle to imagine she his the closest relationship with Jesus.

Well he was a hippy for the most part.

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Reply #527 on: June 22, 2010, 10:08:13 AM

Are you suggesting our lord and saviour wouldn't like a handy now and then?  why so serious?

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Reply #528 on: June 22, 2010, 11:03:57 AM

Fapping for Christ! awesome, for real

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Reply #529 on: June 22, 2010, 03:00:55 PM

 Facepalm

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Reply #530 on: June 22, 2010, 04:51:07 PM

1. Perry has a Jesus tattoo on her left wrist she got when she was 18. “I see it every time I’m playing guitar. It’s looking back up at me. That’s where I come from, and probably where I’m going back to.” “I got that when I was eighteen, on the Sunset Strip. I was with my boyfriend, and I just wanted to get something so I would always remember where I came from. My dad has four tattoos, and they all say “Jesus,” Katy said in her interview for Esquire’s April 2009 issue.

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Reply #531 on: June 22, 2010, 10:08:59 PM

I submit that we don't bother to find out how crazy the less-hot ones are.

But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him?  why so serious?

It is interesting that you are thinking about what she is thinking about.  Focus, man.

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Reply #532 on: June 23, 2010, 12:39:11 PM

Well on the upside, her father could have had four tattoos mentioning Hitler.
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Reply #533 on: June 23, 2010, 12:52:20 PM

Always remember, boyos.  The hotter the woman the crazier she is.

... and the crazier the woman is, the hotter the sex is. 

Just sayin'   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #534 on: June 23, 2010, 01:04:13 PM

True.

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Reply #535 on: June 23, 2010, 03:34:58 PM

But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him?  why so serious?

Who cares? Do your business and leave that for the next guy to think about.


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Reply #536 on: June 24, 2010, 02:29:00 AM

Always remember, boyos.  The hotter the woman the crazier she is.

... and the crazier the woman is, the hotter the sex is. 

Just sayin'   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

In that case, enjoy! (click at your own risk, NSFW)






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Reply #537 on: June 24, 2010, 09:40:16 AM

The scary pictures thread is over there ---->

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Reply #538 on: June 24, 2010, 09:47:28 AM

If we had one, I would suggest posting those in the 'sad pictures' thread.

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Reply #539 on: June 24, 2010, 11:10:49 AM

If we had one, I would suggest posting those in the 'sad pictures' thread.

That sounded like a good idea at first, but then I wondered who would actually spend time in a sad pictures thread.

I still think we need someone in charge of ensuring all the funny/cute/awesome/scary pictures are posted in the proper threads, however.

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Reply #540 on: June 24, 2010, 12:41:51 PM

Yeah, we need an Image Czar.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #541 on: June 24, 2010, 02:43:17 PM

Fabulous idea.

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Reply #542 on: June 24, 2010, 04:51:10 PM

Bloodworth?  why so serious?

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Reply #543 on: June 25, 2010, 12:46:03 AM

Bloodworth?  why so serious?

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Reply #544 on: June 25, 2010, 06:29:50 AM

No.

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Reply #545 on: June 25, 2010, 06:30:27 AM

No.

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Reply #546 on: June 25, 2010, 06:58:09 AM

Bloodworth? why so serious?

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Reply #547 on: June 25, 2010, 09:28:31 AM

The best part is that Bloodworth bloodworth'd the double post joke from Mahrin or someone else with a red name.
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Reply #548 on: June 25, 2010, 12:44:46 PM

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Reply #549 on: June 25, 2010, 01:09:38 PM

Raise your hands if you're sure! Damnit! awesome, for real

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Reply #550 on: June 25, 2010, 03:12:00 PM

Aaaand I'm done.
Sorry, I'm out.

Not hot anymore. I'm all for a new flavor of the month.
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Reply #551 on: June 25, 2010, 03:15:36 PM

You're right. Her knees are too sharp.
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Reply #552 on: June 25, 2010, 03:50:43 PM

Aaaand I'm done.
Sorry, I'm out.

Not hot anymore. I'm all for a new flavor of the month.

You need to be my new drinking buddy.  I'll be happy to take all of the women that you cast off as "not hot". 

That picture made me completely forget about her stupid tattoo.   

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Reply #553 on: June 25, 2010, 05:47:24 PM

Aaaand I'm done.
Sorry, I'm out.

Not hot anymore. I'm all for a new flavor of the month.

You need to be my new drinking buddy.  I'll be happy to take all of the women that you cast off as "not hot". 

That picture made me completely forget about her stupid tattoo.   

Seriously what? That's probably the hottest pic of her in months, if not all time.

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Reply #554 on: June 25, 2010, 06:55:27 PM

Seriously what? That's probably the hottest pic of her in months, if not all time.

Don't know why you quoted me.  I agree with you. 

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Reply #555 on: June 25, 2010, 09:00:01 PM

He was agreeing with you; his "seriously what?" was for Lac.


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Reply #556 on: June 25, 2010, 09:06:24 PM

So I heard some of her music for the first time today...

Holy fuck terrible.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #557 on: June 25, 2010, 09:34:07 PM

Is anyone else getting an Elvira vibe from that pic?

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Reply #558 on: June 25, 2010, 10:52:58 PM

It's that stupid haircut from that pinup girl in the 50's.  I can never remember her name.  It was the Universal Goth Chick Haircut for Girls Who Valued Not Conforming.  Now it's everywhere.  I hate that haircut withe every fiber of my being, but it in no way diminishes my appreciation for monumental tits.

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Reply #559 on: June 25, 2010, 11:01:43 PM

Bettie Page, though that's not exactly the haircut.
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