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Reply #735 on: June 03, 2011, 10:51:01 PM

She signed the card.
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Reply #736 on: June 04, 2011, 12:59:17 AM

She signed the card.

Beat me to it.  Apparently, she will put an autograph on just about anything (there's a porn DVD case starring a look-a-like that reportedly has her signature).

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Reply #737 on: June 04, 2011, 04:21:36 AM

She signed the card.


and she liked it... why so serious?

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Reply #738 on: June 04, 2011, 11:29:07 AM

I thought that, but when I looked up her signature online it looked nothing like the one on the card...cool, I guess.

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Reply #739 on: June 09, 2011, 07:49:12 AM


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Reply #740 on: June 09, 2011, 07:57:52 AM

It never works when hot women try to ugly themselves up.
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Reply #741 on: June 09, 2011, 08:09:44 AM

It never works when hot women try to ugly themselves up.

Nope.

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Reply #742 on: June 09, 2011, 08:38:27 AM

If the Jesus tattoo wasn't enough, this video convinces me that the woman is a complete idiot. 

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Reply #743 on: June 09, 2011, 09:08:15 AM

It never works when hot women try to ugly themselves up.

Generally not, no. Although i would say America Ferrera in 'Ugly Betty' was an example of how you can make someone uglier in a sympathetic way. Of course, America Ferrera might not meet your criterion of 'hot'  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #744 on: June 10, 2011, 01:45:23 AM


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Reply #745 on: June 11, 2011, 02:23:43 PM

Now on Twitter, Katy Perry and Kevin McHale (Artie on Glee) are pretending to be neighbors with Rebecca Black, and Rebecca Black is playing along, like some weird-ass celebrity online roleplaying session. o_o

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Reply #746 on: June 11, 2011, 04:46:50 PM

I wish I was cool like that

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Reply #747 on: June 12, 2011, 03:03:31 AM

Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

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Reply #748 on: June 12, 2011, 06:23:27 AM

All you need to be famous is a little money and a way of getting your name into the public. If you can afford a publicist, even better.

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Reply #749 on: June 12, 2011, 01:35:53 PM

Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

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Reply #750 on: June 12, 2011, 02:06:01 PM

Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

 swamp poop why?

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Reply #751 on: June 12, 2011, 07:17:51 PM

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

 swamp poop why?

I would say too much time on their hands, but apparently all three of them (four counting another Glee cast member at the beginning) were juggling albums and tours and shit at the same time, so...insanity? I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS!

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Reply #752 on: June 12, 2011, 08:00:47 PM

Yeah, I thought it was pretty damn funny. awesome, for real

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Reply #753 on: June 13, 2011, 12:12:58 PM


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Reply #754 on: June 14, 2011, 07:07:45 AM

Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.
I originally read it as Claudia Black and was momentarily confused. But now it makes a lot more sense.
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Reply #755 on: June 14, 2011, 02:56:18 PM

I'm just surprised at how well they managed to cover Katy's chest when she was in nerd-mode.

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Reply #756 on: June 14, 2011, 04:35:32 PM

Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

I hate to say it, but this is the catchiest thing I've heard in a little while, combined with the 'video' tickling my GenX nostalgia just enough.  Bravo.

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Reply #757 on: June 16, 2011, 06:17:57 AM

combined with the 'video' tickling my GenX nostalgia just enough.  Bravo.

This was the best part, it was familiar enough to be really hilarious to me.
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Reply #758 on: December 30, 2011, 04:06:29 PM

http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/30/9833640-russell-brand-katy-perry-are-divorcing

Annnnnd, line forms on the left!  why so serious?

Seriously, who did not see this coming?

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Reply #759 on: December 30, 2011, 04:26:35 PM

That (ex-)couple baffles me on the same level as Christina Hendricks and this weird sockpuppet of hers.

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Reply #760 on: December 30, 2011, 08:39:07 PM

Christina Hendricks, I can at least maybe, sorta, kinda understand.  Given her figure, I'd be surprised if she hadn't caught flak for being "too fat". 

Perry, I've got no damned clue how that all happened.  I'm having trouble believing she couldn't find someone other than Russell Brand that made her laugh.

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Reply #761 on: December 30, 2011, 10:35:36 PM

Regardless of what his real personality is like, I choose to believe that he's the character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I hope he treated Katy Perry just like he treated the Sarah Marshall character.

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Reply #762 on: December 31, 2011, 11:23:29 AM

Maybe she'll go all wild now and some topless or crotch shots will appear on the internet.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #763 on: December 31, 2011, 11:37:22 AM

I think it's more likely that she wouldn't go wild is why there were 'irreconcilable differences'
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Reply #764 on: December 31, 2011, 12:48:23 PM

Russell's preparation for that Weird Al biopic was getting too intense.

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Reply #765 on: January 01, 2012, 07:50:25 AM

I'm surprised Brand was able to find a woman that's actually a step DOWN from Sinead O'Connor.

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Reply #766 on: January 01, 2012, 08:45:48 AM

Cutest bald chick I've ever seen, and let's not forget she was treated with Scorn for saying the Catholic Church had an organized system for sheltering pedophiles.  Something people scoffed at then but has been upheld with evidence over time.

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Reply #767 on: January 01, 2012, 09:13:35 AM

Actually she didn't say anything about Pedophiles, she just tore apart a picture of the pope on live tv and screamed "fight the real enemy." And was actually lauded by the media for it and treated as a hero, which landed them in a bind because they had to try to figure out to ignore the fact that the woman who was their hero was actually stark raving bonkers. Lets see, the time she paid 100,000 to a dissident Catholic bishop to be ordained a Priest was a fairly typical example. I think she is on her 4th marriage since, and she lets her hair grow and shaves it depending on her mental state.

So yeah, classy lady.
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Reply #768 on: January 01, 2012, 09:23:16 AM

That's why she changed the lyrics and tore up the picture.
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Reply #769 on: January 01, 2012, 10:01:51 AM

And she was so demonized for it that "In January 1995 O'Connor "was so interested in a (television) discussion about abuse and the Catholic church that she rang in to ask if she could appear. They sent a taxi to her home".[40] The Evening Standard wrote that After Dark "made a brief reappearance last Saturday night when, true to its unpredictable form, Sinéad O'Connor walked on to the set 10 minutes before closedown"" and that's just one example of how she is lauded for it.

I'm sorry that you want her to have been ostracized for doing it, but in reality Mother Bernadette Mary (the name she took after being ordained a priest) was the hero of the age after that and the only reason people pay attention to the woman and talk about how wonderful she is now is that she tore apart a picture of the Pope. Sorry and all that, but its true. If she hadn't done that you would think she was crazier than Tom Cruise.

Which, by the way, she is.

(As an aside, a pretty anti-clerical friend of mine loved O'Conner because of the Pope Ripping incident. Till she went to one of her concerts and came back spitting fire over her as O'Conner came on 45 minutes late and walked off in the middle of the performance without a hint of an apology and no money back. Classy. Oh yeah, she now agrees O#Conner is a talentless crazy bitch.)

But yeah, Russel brand marryng her would have been a step up from Katy Perry.
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