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Topic: Best USB related idea *ever* (Read 3835 times)
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Oban
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Seriously, what could go wrong with this?  |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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He looks like he's getting a hummer.
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Cyrrex
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Is it a fan, or is it an electronic voice synthesizer thingy? If it's the former, wouldn't it only be providing clean, fresh air to the person standing in front of you?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Trippy
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Given the arrows I think it sucks air in and blows it out top -- i.e. it cools the neck area under your chin.
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Cyrrex
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Erm, but the collar would get in the way.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Grand Design
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Oh, cool! A USB powered body-odor disperser! Now I can mark my territory around the office.
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Nevermore
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I thought this thread would be about teledildonics.
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Over and out.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That USB Foreman Grill is teh hawtness.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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That USB Foreman Grill is teh hawtness.
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caladein
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Between the "I love you" USB drive and that knife-holder shaped like a person, my future apartment is ready to rock.
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"Point being, they can't make everyone happy, so I hope they pick me." - Ingmar"OH MY GOD WE'RE SURROUNDED SEND FOR BACKUP DIG IN DEFENSIVE POSITIONS MAN YOUR NECKBEARDS" - tgr
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Riggswolfe
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Between the "I love you" USB drive and that knife-holder shaped like a person, my future apartment is ready to rock.
knife holder shaped like a person? |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Aren't all people shaped like knife holders?
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schild
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Between the "I love you" USB drive and that knife-holder shaped like a person, my future apartment is ready to rock.
knife holder shaped like a person?  |
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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That was last year's model:  Now with more realistic tie action. |
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schild
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And if you're going to mexico, all you have to do is remove the fan from that tie and leave the casing, seal it, and you can probably transport a few ounces of white powder back.
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Teleku
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Hmmm, true. That's actually a good idea. It doesn't seem like when your going through security they ever check your tie in any way. I'll have to remember that next time I need to sneak a weapon in somewhere to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Oban
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It doesn't seem like when your going through security they ever check your tie in any way.
Holy shit, good point. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Merusk
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It's because you're wearing a tie. Everyone knows drug mules don't wear ties, it's in the handbook! Drug mules wear turbans, birkenstocks, cutoff shorts or pristine white hats. That or they have long hair or big bushy beards.  |
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