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Topic: Darkfall "Released" (Read 1087979 times)
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Nebu
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I thought WAR was shitty PvE in a PvE title touted as a PvP title.  I stand corrected! |
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Redgiant
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An extra helmet? Like, a helmet under his helmet?
Like the fabled Helm of Busey.  |
A FUCKING COMPANY IS AT STEAK
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sidereal
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Ixxit
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I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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Rishathra
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Holy fuck, my roommate and I were enjoying all the IAMHARDCORE videos of this shit on Youtube, and came across this gem. This guy rocks so hard, he even pwns nubs while he's doing PvE reviews!
I want that to be a parody sooo bad. Because if I actually admit to myself that fuckers like that really do exist, I would have to start sniping people on the beltway. |
"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Redgiant
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Holy fuck, my roommate and I were enjoying all the IAMHARDCORE videos of this shit on Youtube, and came across this gem. This guy rocks so hard, he even pwns nubs while he's doing PvE reviews!
I want that to be a parody sooo bad. Because if I actually admit to myself that fuckers like that really do exist, I would have to start sniping people on the beltway. A game with /teabag_corpse and /necrophilia_coitus commands is on auto-parody. Or maybe a GTA sequel. |
A FUCKING COMPANY IS AT STEAK
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palmer_eldritch
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Holy fuck, my roommate and I were enjoying all the IAMHARDCORE videos of this shit on Youtube, and came across this gem. This guy rocks so hard, he even pwns nubs while he's doing PvE reviews!
I want that to be a parody sooo bad. Because if I actually admit to myself that fuckers like that really do exist, I would have to start sniping people on the beltway. I think it is. Here's another one from him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2DsKwwTFQ |
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WindupAtheist
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Man, I love Darkfall Hitler.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Cadaverine
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Holy fuck, my roommate and I were enjoying all the IAMHARDCORE videos of this shit on Youtube, and came across this gem. This guy rocks so hard, he even pwns nubs while he's doing PvE reviews!
I want that to be a parody sooo bad. Because if I actually admit to myself that fuckers like that really do exist, I would have to start sniping people on the beltway. I think it is. Here's another one from him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2DsKwwTFQI could only make it halfway through. That's gotta be a joke. OTOH, I can now take hardercore than thou pvpers even less seriously.  |
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I could only make it halfway through. That's gotta be a joke. OTOH, I can now take hardercore than thou pvpers even less seriously. Yeah, picture hidden under bible in a dresser upon which the only two items are a bottle of lotion and a box of tissue. Have to say he does an excellent job at portraying a psychologically and emotionally stunted individual. |
"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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lamaros
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If it wasn't for the fact that he looked liked he was trying not to laugh through half of it that was an excellent parody.
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Hayduke
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The hand lotion and kleenex box really gave the vid a classy touch.
And I love the concept of a looting minigame.
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« Last Edit: March 15, 2009, 12:13:26 AM by Hayduke »
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peryn
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Nhare
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This guy's vlog is fascinating. I really don't know if it's a joke, because when you watch videos like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRu5IFFaQqUIt really seems like the guy might have some serious emotional issues. The very end of the video is worth it, the apotheosis of a lonely nerd into a "pwner of n00bs irl" is a little scary. If this guy were to be involved in a school shooting incident, I would not be surprised in the slightest. If he is joking, he's doing a pretty good job of it. Vaseline and Kleenex aside, most of his videos follow a pretty strict theme, which is that of an angst ridden pwner. |
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lamaros
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This guy's vlog is fascinating. I really don't know if it's a joke, because when you watch videos like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRu5IFFaQqUIt really seems like the guy might have some serious emotional issues. The very end of the video is worth it, the apotheosis of a lonely nerd into a "pwner of n00bs irl" is a little scary. If this guy were to be involved in a school shooting incident, I would not be surprised in the slightest. If he is joking, he's doing a pretty good job of it. Vaseline and Kleenex aside, most of his videos follow a pretty strict theme, which is that of an angst ridden pwner. If you can't work out that he's joking you're a fucking idiot. |
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NiX
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What more can you expect from someone whose name is a play on...  |
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raydeen
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A word of caution: Never try using that stuff on facial hair.  Not something I know from personal experience, but I've heard horror stories. |
I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
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pants
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I don't dare google it at work, but there is an old old blog post back before they were called blogs, from one of the uberguilds in EQ, might have even Tigole I can't remember, about using that stuff on his gonads. Not surprisingly, he recommends not doing it. |
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gryeyes
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Who would of thought that a chemical that dissolves hair would burn ones balls. That shit will make your arm burn after a few moments of exposure. That aside don't put icey hot or boiling oil on your junk.
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Merusk
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My wife's used that on her legs a few times. It says right on the bottle "Not for use on facial hair or genital areas." Sometimes it helps to listen to the company producing the product and not be an idiot.
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Nebu
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Who would of thought Would have. Would have. Would have. Nair is a strong base meant to dissolve protein. Of course it will make your balls sting. |
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schild
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My wife's used that on her legs a few times. It says right on the bottle "Not for use on facial hair or genital areas." Sometimes it helps to listen to the company producing the product and not be an idiot.
I disagree, shampoo tastes as good as it smells. Ok, not really. |
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Lantyssa
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This game must be incredibly boring for all the lame videos that keep being posted of it.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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That's the actual game play.
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Nhare
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« Last Edit: March 16, 2009, 04:20:02 PM by Nhare »
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Redgiant
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I have no idea how people can look at any DF animation for more than 5 seconds without their eyes bleeding. Shit, this is more sophisticated than their crap. Actually it looks just like their crap: |
A FUCKING COMPANY IS AT STEAK
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lamaros
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Ok, since you obviously need help: I'm a level 205 Sho male called Dread Og and I play on the Darktide server in Asheron's Call. My general purpose and function is to pwn noobs which I do on a regular basis (actually all the time LOL). I post pk vids that show how good I am + I am starting a Diary so you can learn more about the best pk in AC. I also tackle cultural and political issues. It's a joke. A parody. Whatever. Get over it. |
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ashrik
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Yeah him and his Hopeslayers crew have this whole running schtick on the forums where they pile into a thread and all start quoting each other in a whirlwind of HardXcore circle-jerkery, like what you'll see in the vids. There was this Poe's law thing going on at first, but it's long since become pretty obvious I think.
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Mrbloodworth
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Really awesome patch notes that had to be made by players: Build 9 Community Generated Patch Notes
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- You cannot queue while playing anymore (C)
- When Queued, once PLAY illuminates, you have limited time to click it before it resets (C)
- You now take more damage when naked (C)
- Blocking Improved (1H + Shield) Can now swing faster after blocking and block faster after swing (confirmed)
- Guard towers may no longer be parried. (Confirmed)
- Nodes are now global, but if you get it solo, have more resources (Confirmed Expect higher prices for materials and final products. Expect fights over nodes. Expect city nodes to be constantly empty.)
- Queues are much improved (disputed)
- Rigor no longer improves from Lava/Acid pools (confirmed)
- Hitting mounts of same race will now turn you grey (semi-confirmed)
- Chests are now global (confirmed, were instanced before) I highlighted the best parts. |
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Nija
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- When Queued, once PLAY illuminates, you have limited time to click it before it resets (C)
This is because there are such long queues to get into the game, you actually fire up two clients each time you want to play. One to actually play on, and a second one to sit in the queue, and eventually be ready to play, just in case your first client crashes. You can't make up stuff like this. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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God, that reminds me of Shadowbane so much, tears just welled up in my eyes.
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NiX
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This is because there are such long queues to get into the game, you actually fire up two clients each time you want to play. One to actually play on, and a second one to sit in the queue, and eventually be ready to play, just in case your first client crashes.
You can't make up stuff like this.
That explains the first patch note, which was confusing the hell out of me. |
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Mrbloodworth
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- When Queued, once PLAY illuminates, you have limited time to click it before it resets (C)
This is because there are such long queues to get into the game, you actually fire up two clients each time you want to play. One to actually play on, and a second one to sit in the queue, and eventually be ready to play, just in case your first client crashes. You can't make up stuff like this. While related, I think you mean the other line? But yeah, 4-6 hour queues, then a 3 minute window to press play, or it starts all over again is fail. |
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