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[Endie]

Edited out because I really don't want to interrupt Jade's unstoppable hurf-de-blurf meeting an immovable object.

[Jade Constantine]

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[schild]

But this isn't about RP funnies! You're missing the fucking point! Which is pretty much the MO for subversive little passive aggressive deviant fucks like yourself. I came into this forum because AoC was down. I see some new punk motherfucker in a matter of days with 52 posts and a WALL OF TEXT for every single one of them. So I think, should I just delete all of his "work" (you're self-employed right? gold farmer? no? writer? No, writing a lot doesn't make you a writer. SCA fag? probably.) or should I read it? So I read it.

You're insane. Like, literally insane. I have genuine need to help you get the help you deserve. You're insane like Arkham Sanitarium Crazy. Do you fancy yourself a game developer? Like you're going to have some sort of effect on CCP? Fuck, there might be some corrupt people over there, but you think you're going to make a lick of difference? They don't pay you. Your soapbox is made out of cardboard. Do you do it because you find it fun? I highly doubt it's just for the giggles. Otherwise you'd go get a copy of some bad indie roleplaying game and just toss some dice with your "chaps."

I have to assume you don't have a forum to call home. Most Sirbruce/Hyu/Dash types don't. They eventually drive any sort of friends they have away with their constant onslaught of insanity. We've seen it a million times. If I ban you, you'll find somewhere else to inhabit. Maybe I'm not a fan of the death penalty and want to go the rehab route. Unfortunately, the buck stops here. So you have to pick, can you turn off the self-righteous, self-entitled, assbag part of your brain and be civil and stop posting 9,000 word responses when a sentence or two will do? Can you stop talking about how you're so fucking awesome that you just have to have other people read how awesome you are? Can you say something that won't make me change you name to "dickgirl" and make it a personal vendetta to get you kicked out of Eve forever? You shit in the wrong cereal this morning. I'm high on painkillers and looking for a punching bag.

Also, you're a towel.

[Jade Constantine]

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[schild]

We have standing policy not to ban people for making fun of admins.

I have a personal policy to not meddle in the affairs of space politics.

Furthermore, we're civilized. I don't need to prove myself to anyone because everyone here knows who I am. I don't need to prove myself to you because I've already learned everything about you. You inhabit spaces where no one likes you. It's a social disease. We helped Grunk and Broughden, we can help you too. Just let us into your heart, you silly RPing fag.

[Jade Constantine]

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[schild]

I'm faded on percocet. I don't feel anything right now.

Actually, I never feel anything. I'm a psychopath. What's your excuse?

I'm a metro, but I don't do fur.

[Morat20]

Yes, there is an ignore user feature although I don't remember quite where it is.

Morat reads these forums too, although I think he's been on vacation or something for a while.

Contrary to popular belief, I don't have to get involved in EVERY mile-long argument. Sometimes I just like to spectate. :)

[Jade Constantine]

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[ajax34i]

The only reason you seem to give is "for the good of the game" because things are stale etc etc. 

No, the reason I'm giving is that the current spiral upwards in wealth in 0.0 leads to stasis, blobs, and uninteresting gameplay.

So, in less than a paragraph, YES GODDAMN IT, "for the good of the game" is the reason you have for these changes.

Without quoting the second part, vulnerable outposts means they don't get built, and losing access to 0.0 means people just don't go there.  Maybe Factional Warfare in Empire is more interesting.  And fighting for vengeance?  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  People play to relax, they can go to AOC or WAR next for as minor reasons as "those games are more interesting" or if CCP increases its prices with those GTC's, what "vengeance"?  Only someone whose entire life revolves around EVE politics could think that way.

[Jade Constantine]

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[schild]

Goddamn, you're weird.

You truly, actually believe that I don't want you to seek help and I'm doing it for the funnies. You're like SirBruce meets Dash meets Serek Dmart. It's absolutely unreal that anyone in Eve can tolerate you at all. Until I read your horrible platform for Interstellar Space Dork, I thought you were like 18 or 19 and I'd be able to chalk it up to No-Pussy Virginity like a few other folks on the net. But that's not it, you're 39 and just love being strange. I'm not asking you to be normal, wave that freak flag high.

But fucking hell man, learn how to talk to people. Go back through this thread. YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. YOU'RE EGO TAKEN FORM.

Mostly though, you need serious help. You don't have to take my opinion for it. I don't have rep in 0.0 space.

Ok, that just got too gay.

Anyway, a word of advice. No one ever accepted you. Now matter how much your mum said you were a unique snowflake with the wings of an angel.

Fake Edit: Ajax, man, you're killing my high.

[Reg]

Wow! I don't think I've seen someone make himself as instantly unpopular as Jade since Schild first showed up at Waterthread.org. 

[schild]

Wow! I don't think I've seen someone make himself as instantly unpopular as Jade since Schild first showed up at Waterthread.org. 

It's an innate ability due to his corrupt self-gratifying passive aggressive personality.

Me, however? I aim to please.

[Jonny Damordred]

I use a nifty Firefox plugin on the offical EVE forums called CAOD-Cleaner that allows me to block individual posters, whole corps and even entire alliances.

Ha.  I wrote that.   

Cheers,
Jonny D.

[Fordel]

Is the thread over?


 

[Sparky]

It will live on in our hearts

[Endie]

It was a wild ride, but let's not do it again in a hurry.

[Simond]

The first couple of pages of this thread are amusing in retrospect.

[Murgos]

I'm kind of sorry I missed it.

[Calantus]

It was always going to end in fireworks.

[Amarr HM]

I use a nifty Firefox plugin on the offical EVE forums called CAOD-Cleaner that allows me to block individual posters, whole corps and even entire alliances.

Ha.  I wrote that.   

Cheers,
Jonny D.

?? Confused I am ??

[schild]

I wasn't aware that ego concentrate needed sleep. If I could get rid of one thing on the web, it would be Google Alerts.

[NiX]

Did you edit his posts or did he really go that far to cover up how crazy he is?

[MahrinSkel]

I'm actually kind of bummed, I had a long post being drafted explaining what was wrong with his idea, why it wouldn't do what he said it would, and what would like happen instead (among other things, "small but leet" PvP outfits that aren't interested in holding territory and can't match even a small alliance capital throw weight would have a way to inflict serious damage on them, and with dedication and numbers could make any arbitrary chunk of 0.0 unsuitable for any level of exploitation higher than that of around 2004.  Number of super-powers would quickly be reduced, with no-man's-land regions between them where they allowed no development at all, only hunt-gatherer operations like 2003.  IOW, he hides it under a wall of text and a few convincing lies, but Jade really is just pushing an agenda that will be better for his faction, he's just been an effective enough demagogue to convince a lot of other people it would be good for them to.

0.0 warfare has definitely gotten just too damned expensive, and too random.  There may be 100's of capitals running around, but their pilots do *not* think of them as disposable, they were the product of weeks of effort and can't be replaced in a hurry.  If two 100 capital fleets meet, and one loses 20 and the other loses 40, the "winning" side has 20 guys pissed as hell about the time it will take them to rebuild (and the losing side has that problem twice over, plus they probably just lost something strategically important).  Only a few alliances have supercap blobs, for everyone else the loss of a supercap is a threat to their continued existance, but they have to use it in coordination with allies or they won't get support when they need it.

Against the background of this, you have players finally realizing that scannable complexes and belts combined with JB freighter logistics has hugely increased the amount of people who can be supported by a chunk of 0.0.  And since there's safety in numbers, they gather in places of strategic utility and just own the rest strictly in terms of denying it to others.  The ppotential productivity of a single, fully developed, region is staggering, which is why Jade can bitch about so much money flowing around 0.0, they own turf that is making them rich, he doesn't want the hassles of owning turf, so he wants a way to take away their territorial advantage since he won't adopt it.

All the wealth of 0.0 is ultimately dependant on JB's and Outposts, and their defense is hinged on cyno jammers.  So he's metagaming the designers into letting him break the big alliances.  Or trying, anyway, I hope they're smarter than that.

--Dave

[schild]

It looks like I kicked his dickgirl avatar out and jumped in there myself.

[bhodi]

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[apocrypha]

I use a nifty Firefox plugin on the offical EVE forums called CAOD-Cleaner that allows me to block individual posters, whole corps and even entire alliances.

Ha.  I wrote that.   

Cheers,
Jonny D.

And it's the only thing that means I still visit the official EVE forums occasionally, I'm eternally grateful for it Jonny :p

[schild]

I know that Jade Constantine (go go Google Alerts) will never be able to help himself from reading this thread again. As such, I just want everyone to know that a 39 year old man in Merry Olde England just replaced all of his posts with Wall of Text and probably felt he won the day.

Except that he's 39 years old.

And he just got made to look like an asshole to the entire Eve community by a 26 year old psychopath who knows nothing about Eve and was totally faded on percocet.

Hahahaha you fuckers voted this guy into a fake position.

Oh god.

Today was awesome. Thanks, internet.

Jade, Don't suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

[Fordel]

Can we post pictures of "LOL INTERNETS!" now?

Please?

OK maybe not.


 

[Comstar]

Damm, I wasn't paying enough attention to this thread and missed all the fun.

I wonder if JD knows how much...esteem...there was placed on him to be named to be in such company to get such a response.

[Der Helm]

What the fuck happened in this thread ? 

[Mook]

Good God!

There are only 2 reasons why someone would go back through an eight page thread (of which he was the majority poster) and meticulously erase every single post after the avatars of his forum identity were altered by a moderator.

Possibility 1: He threw the internet equivalent of a kindergarden hissy-fit because he couldn't stand on being the butt end of a joke.

Possibility 2: He thought that by erasing his posts he was denying everyone the golden nuggets of wisdom contained therein, since anyone that makes fun of him obviously does not deserve them.


Possibility 1 just makes him look like a self-absorbed dick with a catastrophically inflated ego and no sense of humor.

Possibility 2 proves that he is a self-absorbed dick with a catastrophically inflated ego and no sense of humor.

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[Megrim]

What the fuck happened in this thread ? 

We had a tea party! 

[MahrinSkel]

A pissing match.  Schild won.  Now we're all a little damp.

--Dave