schild
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 STILL WAITING FOR THIS TO BE A JOKE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY COULDN'T THEY GIVE THE LICENSE TO CAPCOM. MIDWAY WILL FUCK IT UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD. /anger off. |
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DraconianOne
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The official site is pretty good.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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JWIV
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Awww yah. Time to dig out my Immortals cd again.
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UnSub
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I was chatting to a friend on the phone when I read this, and his comment was "What kind of lame-ass Fatality is Batman going to do? Sub-Zero tears out spines; Batman gives his opponent a good talking to?"
I can only believe this is a late April's Fool joke.
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schild
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There are no fatalities.
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ahoythematey
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ahoythematey (8:33:05 PM): god
ahoythematey (8:33:14 PM): another doomed mashup
ahoythematey (8:33:20 PM): mortal kombat versus dc
ahoythematey (8:33:29 PM): how fucking stupid
ButtBird28 (8:33:31 PM): wow
ButtBird28 (8:33:34 PM): christ
ahoythematey (8:33:47 PM): batman and superman are the confirmed dc characters so far
ahoythematey (8:34:16 PM): I hate that I feel all comic book nerd, but are they serious about putting superman in a fucking fighting game
ButtBird28 (8:34:53 PM): looks like it!
ButtBird28 (8:35:03 PM): back to the inconsistently powerful superman of yore
ahoythematey (8:35:05 PM): that is so made of fail
ahoythematey (8:35:22 PM): yeah, batman can beat him, that's in the comics
ButtBird28 (8:35:23 PM): time for liu kang to just beat the shit out of fucking superman
ahoythematey (8:35:40 PM): but that's through planning and execution, not fucking fisticuffs
ahoythematey (8:36:17 PM): superman is an all or nothing superhero
ButtBird28 (8:36:34 PM): true
ButtBird28 (8:36:43 PM): maybe there's just traces of kryptonite dust
ButtBird28 (8:36:50 PM): sometimes the amount matters
ButtBird28 (8:36:52 PM): depending on who's writing!
ButtBird28 (8:37:01 PM): or how deep the exposure is
ahoythematey (8:37:02 PM): kryptonite makes him as frail as a human, and more often than not he's depicted as not having any particular combat skill beyond being invincible
ButtBird28 (8:37:02 PM): or whatever
ahoythematey (8:37:12 PM): well wait
ahoythematey (8:37:14 PM): scratch that
ahoythematey (8:37:18 PM): red sunlight does that
ahoythematey (8:37:31 PM): kryptonite does that mostly too, but also kills him
ahoythematey (8:38:05 PM): I don't know, I feel dirty actually caring about it, I'm going to stop now
ahoythematey (8:38:12 PM): fucking nerds
ButtBird28 (8:38:21 PM): good man
ButtBird28 (8:38:32 PM): there are far more pathetic people than you to throw a fit about it
ahoythematey (8:38:40 PM): yeah
ahoythematey (8:38:44 PM): manbabies and neckbeards
ahoythematey (8:39:01 PM): wearing initial D shirts
ahoythematey (8:39:12 PM): or whatever the fucking hip anime is now
ButtBird28 (8:39:52 PM): god I have no idea
ButtBird28 (8:39:53 PM): and I'm glad
ButtBird28 (8:40:04 PM): lucky star or some girly weeaboo shit
ahoythematey (8:40:18 PM): same
ahoythematey (8:40:32 PM): I'm upset that I even know what yaoi is
ahoythematey (8:40:47 PM): I can't undo that kind of knowledge
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UnSub
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There are no fatalities.
... wtf? So it's less Mortal Kombat and more Mortal Karebears? |
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HAMMER FRENZY
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This is pretty lame. I have no desire to see DC associate their characters with Midways god-awful fighting game engines. This is going to be a train wreck of a game... Ahoy: Your little chat sounds like you guys are trying really hard to make sure you sound cool. Lame salsa. By the way i have a beard and am currently wearing a green lantern shirt. Superman could single handedly beat each and every inhabitant in the outworld. Batman beats up Superman because he caries a chunk of the green stuff to snuff out the boyscout, just in case, and Liu Kang wont be doing shit cause he is dead in the main MK story line.  Im a manbaby/neckbeard who knows too much about comics and games...I hope we can still hang out... All the best, Corn Rolla ps. prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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schild
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Oh you didn't hear? Superman is only fighting in the Kryptonitorium.
He has no powers in the game.
Except the power to gay it up.
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Aez
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NiX
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... Did Signe put you up to that?
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Nerf
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It was inevitable, you can't talk about batman without someone mentioning him tasting the boy wonders dong, it's the godwins law of batman.
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Aez
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I wanted to show how Superman could "gay it up" but I couldn't find any good pic - and there was a did you mean : gay batman link...
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schild
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Pretty sure the entire last superman movie was nothing but gay. All over your face. You must've forgotten about the promo pic. Let me jog your memory.  |
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WindupAtheist
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Wake me up for Dark Horse Comics versus Fatal Fury.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Aez
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« Last Edit: April 20, 2008, 05:10:22 AM by Aez »
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Aez
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Humm, his color scheme and flowery design make me want to roll him up in my Katamari.
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Special J
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There are no fatalities.
Thanks, that's all I needed to know. Pass. |
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Margalis
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Terrible, terrible, terrible idea. Wow. Like Marvel vs. Capcom only craptacular.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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schild
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Terrible, terrible, terrible idea. Wow. Like Marvel vs. Capcom only craptacular.
Well, when Marvel vs. Capcom came out there were rumors of this sort of thing. At least where I was living, no one wanted it because MK sucked compared to SF. But now that's it's happening, it's like, a little vomit inducing. We can hope it lights a fire under Marvels ass to side with Capcom again. |
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Margalis
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The no fatalities thing is funny. That's pretty much the whole selling point of the series. The gameplay hasn't been any good in a decade.
Regardless it will probably sell a bajillion copies.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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ahoythematey
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This is pretty lame. I have no desire to see DC associate their characters with Midways god-awful fighting game engines. This is going to be a train wreck of a game... Ahoy: Your little chat sounds like you guys are trying really hard to make sure you sound cool. Lame salsa. By the way i have a beard and am currently wearing a green lantern shirt. Superman could single handedly beat each and every inhabitant in the outworld. Batman beats up Superman because he caries a chunk of the green stuff to snuff out the boyscout, just in case, and Liu Kang wont be doing shit cause he is dead in the main MK story line. Im a manbaby/neckbeard who knows too much about comics and games...I hope we can still hang out... All the best, Corn Rolla ps. prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sadly, we really do talk that way in chat. We're elitist assholes but also pretty fucking hypocritical considering that we'd be the eternal enemy of Ogre if Revenge of the Nerds was a documentary. It's a dirty feeling perpetuated by the media depicting us in bottle-glasses. I blame video games for my crimes! |
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That Superman picture is giving me bad flashbacks of The Phantom.
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ahoythematey
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uhh...with Billy Zane?
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DraconianOne
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Not overly impressed by the teaser video on the website (that's now live).
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Nebu
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Needs more Howard the Duck.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Aez
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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rk47
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it could be worse....MK vs DBZ / Naruto etc.  I'd still pop a coin to see how it plays just ONCE. |
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LK
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God, please don't even suggest a Goku vs. Superman fight...
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Lakov_Sanite
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God, please don't even suggest a Goku vs. Superman fight...
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Azazel
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Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe gets fatalities Excellent. Speaking in an interview with Gamespot, Mortal Kombat co-creator Ed Boon has confirmed that Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe will contain fatalities. Boon said: "All of the MK characters and all of the DC villains will have fatalities. The DC heroes who don't kill that often will have brutalities that will function just like fatalities but don't actually kill the opponent." Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe will be at E3 next month, so we expect more information will be revealed on the game shortly. http://palgn.com.au/article.php?id=11952&sid=1c9a9e84d0d20ac031c987cb406db2c5&title=Mortal+Kombat+vs.+DC+Universe+gets+fatalitiesI'm still amazingly indifferent, though. Must be because MK sucks rotten arse. |
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Nevermore
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Maybe some company should do Darkstalkers vs Archie, because it makes about as much sense as MK vs DC.
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Over and out.
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Azazel
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Watch out for Veronica's finisher!
Also re: Making sense
Link, Heihachi, Yoda, Vader in Soul Calibur.
Yoshimitsu at least fits passably.
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