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I blame the conservatives and teachers and parents and violent video games and illegal immigrants and liberals and the media and McDonalds. Did I miss anything?
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Jeff Kelly
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Did I miss anything?
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schild
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GET THOSE. Yeargh.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, get him up against the wall...
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Sky
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I AM open to suggestions tho, so if theres a question you want a group of 7th and 8th graders (13 to 15) to write a 1 page paper on in 10 minutes, fire away.
Shia, Sunni, Kurd: Modern Iraq's Ethnic Heritage Media Bias What Groupies Really Do What We Plan On Doing To This Teacher What We Plan On Doing To The Hot Chick In Class |
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Is this an appropriate time to cross-link to the thread about the 9 year olds who tried to murder their teacher?
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rk47
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what question would you ask god if you meet him?
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Nerf
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Ooh, thats a god one rk, maybe I'll throw in a "you have one wish" for good measure. I had them write on "Racial Profiling: A good thing, or the best thing ever?" today (I couldn't actually phrase it like that  ) I've got em scanned, I'll probably get around to posting them sometime in the next 24 hours. Also, Schild has had the "What is Justice?" for a couple days now, blame him for not posting them. |
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NowhereMan
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What I'd do as President. To make it more interesting tell them they need to give two answers, one representing what they would say to make sure they got elected and one saying what they would really do.
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Nerf
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That's brilliant, and open-ended enough for all manners of hilarity! Cmon, cloning dinosaurs!
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schild
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Not posted because I have other things to worry about atm.
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Paelos
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Not posted because I have other things to worry about atm.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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Not posted because I have other things to worry about atm.
You made a post about how you don't have time to post. You can't make out what half of them say without way too much work. I'm going to be transcribing them. But my computer problems seem to be gone with my new fix, so we'll see what I can do. |
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A vague sense of unease compels me to ask whether posting kids' homework to mock it is a great idea.
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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rk47
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Sky
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I'm sorry. I can find dozens if not thousands of examples of modern art worth thousands of dollars that is about on par or worse than this one.  Also, the guy who writes that page thinks he is much funnier than he is. Lame. |
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Is that the greatest site in the universe? He used to be funny, but then his hilarious cynicism turned into cynical arrogance.
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Llava
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Yeah, we hate cynicism here.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Samwise
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Our site is about hilarious cynicism, though. His site has always been about hilarious arrogance. Go back and read his very first posts. Complaining that Maddox has turned arrogant is like complaining that Slashdot has turned nerdy.
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Murgos
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Complaining that Maddox has turned arrogant is like complaining that Slashdot has turned nerdy.
See, I would have thought that was backwards. Slashdot used to be nerdy, and was much loved for it, now it's just geeky. In the early days of slashdot if they did an article on a program you could talk about aspects of it there and get a response from the guy/gal who wrote that bit of code. Now, everything is just dorks being dorky. |
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I still maintain that he didn't know how great he was until a certain point. Kinda like Jon Stewart and the Daily Show. Does anyone even watch that anymore?
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Llava
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Yes. In fact, a lot of people do.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Nerf
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As promised, projects on "If I were to make my own country"
These are 8th graders, they are all 13-15 years old, and were given THREE WEEKS to complete these. This was not a daily assignment that was to be done hastily, they had THREE FUCKING WEEKS!
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Llava
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Holy shit this is awesome.
I want to get a fucking Magician degree.
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The country with 50% black male population has the "largest supply of bananas in the world".
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Miasma
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No, you lie, those aren't real, can't be real. This is just a horribly elaborate ruse to make me feel terrible.
If they are real... were they told to put race into everything and what have they got against gays?
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Nerf
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100% real, and instructions for the graph portion were to create different population demographics, assign education levels, income levels to the education levels and show the differences.
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Selby
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You seriously can't make up shit that fucked up. Our future is bleak for the youth of today. Although technically I did see some stuff that was just as bad when I was in my high school Spanish class when we had to do a similar project...
edit: i can has splel gudz
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rk47
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Holy fuck.. as bad as you think it is it's honestly worse.
I've seen better shit out of my daughter's 4th grade class. And a more realistic understanding of money.
PHD, $20 a week!
Some of those also speak to incredibly broken homes. You can tell just from what they're focused on trying to 'fix' in their countries with some of those laws. I weep.
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NowhereMan
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I admired Shanavia, that's a country that's not messing around.
Also: P!3 Ch@rts!
Yeah I do feel guilty for finding some of these hilarious.
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Nerf
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I can't believe that someone hasn't noticed the demographics of Austavia yet.
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NowhereMan
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I just assumed they meant that 75% of asians were hermaphrodites.
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