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IainC
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on: February 28, 2008, 11:10:46 AM

Electronic Tattoo

The days of the eerily prophetic 1984 film Weird Science are closer than you think....

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Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 11:12:42 AM

Le awesome.

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Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 11:14:44 AM

Whoah

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Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 11:26:26 AM

Oh.  Oh God.  I want that so very, very much.
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Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 11:37:26 AM

I want you all to have that so very much. Bluejacking will be so much more fun.

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Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 12:03:43 PM

Just think of the interactive performance art potential.  You could set yourself up on a street corner next to a laptop and let people display whatever they wanted on your own skin.
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Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 12:09:07 PM

Cool, but not for me.  Something about hooking up an artery to an electronic device in my body just sounds.... not for me.

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Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 12:10:20 PM

I think you're all crazy.  And coming from me, that means something.

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Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 12:17:06 PM

That's really neat but I don't know if I'd like to be the v1.0 test guy. Also I dislike surgery.

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Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 12:20:38 PM

Handy way for the government to keep tabs on you, though.

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 12:35:37 PM

Arm too small :(
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Reply #11 on: February 28, 2008, 01:19:02 PM

You'll never misplace your watch again...  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #12 on: February 28, 2008, 01:19:45 PM


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Reply #13 on: February 28, 2008, 01:22:26 PM

As much as I cherish my arm hair, I think I'd be okay with getting it lasered off if it meant I could put a blood-powered web browser there instead.
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Reply #14 on: February 28, 2008, 02:58:15 PM

What if you get a computer virus in your tatoo? Does that mean they can take control of you like a zombie?

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Reply #15 on: February 28, 2008, 03:13:53 PM

What if you get a computer virus in your tatoo? Does that mean they can take control of you like a zombie?


OMG!

You just made it sound even more awesome!

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Reply #16 on: February 28, 2008, 03:15:10 PM

Not sure I want my arm playing ringtones either.  Can it be set to vibrate?  And, y'know, put in other appendages besides arms?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Kids would love 'em.  Mom walks in, asks "Ohmygod, are you masturbating!?"

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Reply #17 on: February 28, 2008, 03:17:23 PM

So I'm assuming that means you want a cockphone?

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Reply #18 on: February 28, 2008, 03:18:30 PM

So I'm assuming that means you want a cockphone?

And no, you may not borrow it to make a call.

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Reply #19 on: February 28, 2008, 03:28:10 PM

So I'm assuming that means you want a cockphone?

...ladies.
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Reply #20 on: February 29, 2008, 04:45:47 PM

Dude you and your girlfriend were mouthcalling me again, that shit is so gross.

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