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Topic: DO WANT! (Read 3699 times)
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Electronic TattooThe days of the eerily prophetic 1984 film Weird Science are closer than you think....
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Le awesome.
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K9
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Whoah
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Moosehands
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Oh. Oh God. I want that so very, very much.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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I want you all to have that so very much. Bluejacking will be so much more fun.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Moosehands
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Just think of the interactive performance art potential. You could set yourself up on a street corner next to a laptop and let people display whatever they wanted on your own skin.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Cool, but not for me. Something about hooking up an artery to an electronic device in my body just sounds.... not for me.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Signe
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Muse.
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I think you're all crazy. And coming from me, that means something.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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That's really neat but I don't know if I'd like to be the v1.0 test guy. Also I dislike surgery.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Handy way for the government to keep tabs on you, though.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Arm too small :(
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Polysorbate80
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Arm too small :(
Arm too hairy. |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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As much as I cherish my arm hair, I think I'd be okay with getting it lasered off if it meant I could put a blood-powered web browser there instead.
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Tannhauser
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What if you get a computer virus in your tatoo? Does that mean they can take control of you like a zombie?
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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What if you get a computer virus in your tatoo? Does that mean they can take control of you like a zombie?
OMG! You just made it sound even more awesome! |
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Polysorbate80
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Not sure I want my arm playing ringtones either. Can it be set to vibrate? And, y'know, put in other appendages besides arms?  Kids would love 'em. Mom walks in, asks "Ohmygod, are you masturbating!?" "Uh, no, just typing my homework. Honest!" |
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« Last Edit: February 28, 2008, 03:17:32 PM by Polysorbate80 »
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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So I'm assuming that means you want a cockphone?
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Polysorbate80
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So I'm assuming that means you want a cockphone?
And no, you may not borrow it to make a call. |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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So I'm assuming that means you want a cockphone?
...ladies. |
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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Dude you and your girlfriend were mouthcalling me again, that shit is so gross.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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