Awesome Pictures Thread

[Signe]

You can't say that and then not post pics of her.

Tis true, some of us are single too. 

IW is not single and he's not even in the US right now, I don't think.  And why can't you just take my word for it?  Srsly, take my word for it.  Next time you're at the Home Depot in Fayetteville, Arkansas, let me know and I'll make sure she's there to greet you.

[Chimpy]

She works at Home Depot...in Arkansas....you are scaring many away with just that information. Heh

[Pennilenko]

She works at Home Depot...in Arkansas....you are scaring many away with just that information. Heh

[MahrinSkel]

Okay, that one needs to be promoted to the [more] smiley window.

--Dave

[Khaldun]

Actually, what is going on in that photo? It looks like Jesus is driving away the devil cloud with his heavenly beams.

[Paelos]

IW is not single and he's not even in the US right now, I don't think.  And why can't you just take my word for it?  Srsly, take my word for it.  Next time you're at the Home Depot in Fayetteville, Arkansas, let me know and I'll make sure she's there to greet you.

Next time I'm at an Arkansas-UGA game in Arkansas, that's happening!

[Goumindong]

Pic taken on a phone by my awesomely beautiful cuz, Erika, who is single.

1) That is possibly the creepiest thing i've read in the past year. What is the point of mentioning those attributes of your cousin here, if not to be creepy and weird?

2) you can't not post pics. Christ man, PICS!

[rk47]

  You typed awesome words.
Now make awesome pictures happen.

[Signe]

Geez, you guys.  I'm not sure I'm the creepy one here!  I thought that whole "there's a girl on the internet, gimme, gimme, gimme" stuff was over.  Anyway, someday adorable Paelos will wander into Home Depot and he'll tell her he's friends with her cuz and they'll look into each other's big, innocent eyes and love will happen.  I'm convinced.  So in my mind, she's now in a relationship.  Now I have to find someone for my nephew, maybe.  He's the most gorgeous human male in the universe.  Trust me.

[Bzalthek]

I thought that whole "there's a girl on the internet, gimme, gimme, gimme" stuff was over.

Anyway, someday adorable Paelos will wander into Home Depot and he'll tell her

That he needs more lumber for that stadium he's building.  Again.

[Paelos]

I had to put the ballfield on hold until the weekend. DA:O Awakenings needed finishing.

[Sky]

I was just in Kentukansaw and took a pic of Signe's cuz.

[Lantyssa]

My cousin Natalie?

[Signe]

I'm just confused now.

[Goumindong]

Geez, you guys.  I'm not sure I'm the creepy one here!  I thought that whole "there's a girl on the internet, gimme, gimme, gimme" stuff was over.  Anyway, someday adorable Paelos will wander into Home Depot and he'll tell her he's friends with her cuz and they'll look into each other's big, innocent eyes and love will happen.  I'm convinced.  So in my mind, she's now in a relationship.  Now I have to find someone for my nephew, maybe.  He's the most gorgeous human male in the universe.  Trust me.

Well you were. Because "my cousin took this picture" was all the information you needed to say. But what you said was "My cousin is hot and single. She took a picture"

So clearly you thought that the "hot and single" was substantially important to tell a bunch of random people on the internet. And then you had the gall to not post pics.

[Sky]

Signe has many cousins.

[Signe]

Hot and single IS important because I want her married off and making baby cousins.  I'd probably have to ask her if I were to start posting pics of her in places she doesn't know even if there IS a bunch of guys I think would totally suit her here.  I already tried to hook her up with Schild ages ago, by the way, but then he hooked up with someone else. 

And, Sky, what are you on about?  Are you lost in your own mind again?

[Goumindong]

Have you tried more traditional methods of finding suitable people for your cousin rather than randomly dumping info into an unrelated internet forum? Like maybe talking to specific people who you think might be a good match?

[ezrast]

It's not "My cousin, WHO IS TOTALLY HOT AND SINGLE YOU GUYS," it's "My cousin who is beautiful and single for some reason, as opposed to my cousin who plays sitar and smells like fish or my cousin who used to think he was a dog."

[01101010]

Well at least Signe's heart is in the right place. This place might be just one of the many internet cesspools, but at least there is a familiarity there. Right?

[Evildrider]

Hey, at least no one has posted "tits of gtfo".   

[RhyssaFireheart]

LMAO @ Sky and his pics.  I remember that but the username escapes me.  R$Money or something?

[Polysorbate80]

Hey, at least no one has posted "tits of gtfo".   

I don't think that would work with Signe.

Tats or gtfo might.

[Signe]

Have you tried more traditional methods of finding suitable people for your cousin rather than randomly dumping info into an unrelated internet forum? Like maybe talking to specific people who you think might be a good match?

But I don't know anyone in Arkansas.  I hardly know any people at all anywhere except family.  I have one real life friend in the US that I actually chat to now and then.  Nearly all my friends are in the UK.  :(  I miss them, too.  So the next best thing is you guys who might be near Arkansas and like gorgeous women who are single.  Fuck.  NM.  I will maybe never ever try and be a match maker again.   Geez.

And, yes, I wouldn't mind seeing pics of everyone's tattoos.  At least the ones that weren't in that other tattoo thread years and years ago.

[Paelos]

I have no tats. I'm out. 

[pxib]

[Samwise]

Holy shit, I want one.

[rk47]

[Khaldun]

Ratel ftw.

[Stormwaltz]

Honey badger will FUCK. YOU. UP.

[Chimpy]

The powerslide is what makes it awesome.

[Signe]

That sculpture is amazing, pxib!

[Ironwood]

I was just in Kentukansaw and took a pic of Signe's cuz.

Well played.

[satael]

2013 National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest: lots (42) of awesome pictures 

[rk47]