Megrim
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Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
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Which part of that is awesome, and not criminally depressing?
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is that supposed to represent Western and Eastern virus transmission?
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Teleku
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They're both playing angry birds.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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They're both playing angry birds.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Tannhauser
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Sadly, The Joker shot and paralyzed her later that night.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Nah, but they did watch The Dark Knight Rises, so it wasn't a happy ending.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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Nah, but they did watch The Dark Knight Rises, so it wasn't a happy ending. 'Hunny, my dark knight has risen!'  or 'How about a magic trick?' <censored> 'Taa Daa!'  |
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Best bridal shoe ever.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Teleku
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Posts: 10510
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Took me a moment. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Trippy
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Not enough BP (Bunny Power) on that model, judging by the height of the grass.
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Sir T
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I know a woman who used to cut her lawn by letting sheep in to graze it every so often. Worked damn well too, her lawn looked great.
You would need a fair amount of rabbits to cut a lawn like that though, and the rabbits could dig their way out
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Hic sunt dracones.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I know a woman who used to cut her lawn by letting sheep in to graze it every so often. Worked damn well too, her lawn looked great.
You would need a fair amount of rabbits to cut a lawn like that though, and the rabbits could dig their way out
Lady at work lives on 16 acres down in Washington Co. She uses goats for the unruly acres of land. She says they work better and cheaper than brush cutters. Too bad I hate fucking goats... creepy ass animals. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I was just going to say goats are good grazers. They're also nobby jerks. Good for dairy, though. My family used to have a bunch up in Maine.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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I know a woman who used to cut her lawn by letting sheep in to graze it every so often. Worked damn well too, her lawn looked great.
You would need a fair amount of rabbits to cut a lawn like that though, and the rabbits could dig their way out
Too bad I hate fucking goats... creepy ass animals. It's those rectangular pupils, gross. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I know a woman who used to cut her lawn by letting sheep in to graze it every so often. Worked damn well too, her lawn looked great.
You would need a fair amount of rabbits to cut a lawn like that though, and the rabbits could dig their way out
Too bad I hate fucking goats... creepy ass animals. It's those rectangular pupils, gross. EXACTLY. No wonder they are associated with satan. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Lantyssa
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A goat ate my paper ticket at the Disney World petting zoo when I was ten. That was horrifying.
I don't mind 'em so much now.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Once when trying to impress a girl I volunteered at an animal farm. One of my chores was cleaning out the goat pens. Nippy little sonsabitches. Still have a scar on my hand from one. To every scar I attribute a lesson. This one is, "Don't do stupid things to impress women."
I mean it worked, it just wasn't necessary.
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Shannow
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Anyone else see the face?
Plus is this just viral marketing for the next Avengers movie?
wow.
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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RhyssaFireheart
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Anyone else see the face?
LOL! Now I can't unsee that. It's an awesome pic for sure though. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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Shuddup! Goats are awesome. Especially those itty bitty little pygmy goats. OMG I SO WANT A PYGMY GOAT!! Look:  Aww. Tiny wee incy bincy teeny weeny pygmy goats! GODDAMMIT THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE! I hate everyone today. Except the goats. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Shuddup! Goats are awesome. Especially those itty bitty little pygmy goats. OMG I SO WANT A PYGMY GOAT!! Look: Aww. Tiny wee incy bincy teeny weeny pygmy goats! GODDAMMIT THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE! I hate everyone today. Except the goats. Nope. Demon seeds, each one of them. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Have you raised goats? If not, I highly recommend getting some, you will definitely feel the same way about them days later.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I want to hug them and scratch their tummies. (maybe call them George)
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Pezzle
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Raised a pair of goats years ago. Two of the stupidest creatures I have ever encountered. It was mindblowing. During a river flood they stood under a shelter, nearly drowning in water, rather than stand ON the shelter and get hit by rain. Even the chickens had more sense.
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Nightblade
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Anyone else see the face?
REMEMBEERRRRRRR... ... ... |
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Signe
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Muse.
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Parking lot of the Home Depot in Fayetteville, Arkansas, after the storm:  Pic taken on a phone by my awesomely beautiful cuz, Erika, who is single. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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You can't say that and then not post pics of her.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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You can't say that and then not post pics of her.
Tis true, some of us are single too. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Lantyssa
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Yeah, and with Schild off the market we have to widen her pool of availability.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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TheWalrus
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Look at the chemtrails.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Look at the UFO!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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