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The only things that look worse than deep fried candy bars are deep fried pickles.
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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That might be my next tatoo.  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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That might be my next tatoo. It'll never be as good as this:  |
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Righ
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Merusk
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I'm sure Kellogs is quaking in fear. Until NORML get stoned and forgets they're protesting them. 
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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The pot activistism is just an oxymoron in my book.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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I'm sure Kellogs is quaking in fear. Until NORML get stoned and forgets they're protesting them. Oh come on, they recognize the challenge. Hell - in one of their petitions they admit "of course boycotting Pop-Tarts will be hard." |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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schild
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I'm sure Kellogs is quaking in fear. Until NORML get stoned and forgets they're protesting them. Oh come on, they recognize the challenge. Hell - in one of their petitions they admit "of course boycotting Pop-Tarts will be hard." I want to see the stoner community boycott 24 hour fast food and donut joints. This includes 7-11s. Also, I think there's a keen difference between people who have ADMITTED to smoking weed and people who build elaborate shit after their morning wake and bake. If I were Phelps, I would seriously be like, get the fuck out of here, you don't represent me. |
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Trippy
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Still a long ways to go before they hit a googol |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Those Star Wars books are great, except the publisher is cheap as shit and the bindings are crap.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Lantyssa
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Nice doggie! Good doggie. Stay. Stay...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Teleku
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I really hope he got his arm away from its head immediately after that picture was taken. Polar Bears are vicious.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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rk47
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i thought he's stuck in a narrow window actually.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Lantyssa
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I doubt it's stuck. If that bear wanted to bend the metal around the window, it could.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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IainC
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I doubt it's stuck. If that bear wanted to bend the metal around the window, it could.
Look at the size of that thing's paws. The window frame wouldn't stand a chance. |
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kaid
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Hell up at my granpas cabin he had blackbears rip apart a cast iron incinerator looking for garbage. If a black bear can pull apart a very solid cast iron incinerator those window frames would do jack all if that polar bear REALLY wanted to get in there. But polar bears are pretty curious creatures so it may have just been looking around to see what the hell this weird thing was.
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Nevermore
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It might have smelled some food.
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Over and out.
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Murgos
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It might have smelled some food.
Conveniently wrapped in yellow insulation to keep it warm for the trip home? |
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NowhereMan
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Jesus Christ that thing's huge!
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Ironwood
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Now you know why those fucking things were venerated as living gods. They're terrifying.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Now you know why those fucking things were venerated as living gods. They're terrifying.
Also one of only two species that as a whole will actively hunt humans. Crocodiles are the other IIRC. Tigers, sharks, grizzlies etc. will on an ad-hoc/good animal gone bad basis, but generally they stay away from people. Not polar bears or crocs apparently. They know easy pickings when they see it. |
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tazelbain
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Poor thing has lost his armor.  |
"Me am play gods"
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NiX
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Poor thing has lost his armor. Scouting party travels light. |
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Righ
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Tigers, sharks, grizzlies etc. will on an ad-hoc/good animal gone bad basis, but generally they stay away from people.
In the case of tigers at least, its not so much 'gone bad' as 'got old'. Humans are dangerous to hunt and tigers are smart enough to know that. However, when they're too old and slow to hunt antelope, they'll sneak up on lone humans and ambush them. If you spot a man-eater and keep its gaze, you'll probably be safe. Don't try that with a lion. |
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Merusk
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Only because the Lion's keeping you distracted while the other 4 sneak up behind, right?
You can see them thinking when they're looking at you. Working things out. They should all be destroyed.
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Teleku
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Only because the Lion's keeping you distracted while the other 4 sneak up behind, right?
You can see them thinking when they're looking at you. Working things out. They should all be destroyed.
Yeah, this actually goes double for the god damn polar bears as well. I went college San Diego, and a friend of mine took a 1 unit specialty class where they learned about administration of zoo's, exotic animal handling, etc. As such, they got to go on special trips behind the scenes at seaworld and other places in San Diego. He said the zoo keepers where explaining that polar bears where incredibly smart, and very very dangerous. If you ever go to a zoo and see one, all its doing down there when it looks at you is trying to figure out a way to get out and eat you. They constantly have to do things to keep the animals occupied so they don't have to much time to think about how they can escape from the enclosure (things like freezing their food in ice cubes so they have to work at getting it out, etc. And he said when you go to the special holding areas behind the enclosure, everything is super reinforced because the handlers say the bears will just stand up and start pound on the doors with all their weight/might. Overall, the amount of things they go through when handling polar bears sounded exactly like the speech Muldoon gave about the fucking Raptors. DESTROY THEM BEFORE THEY DESTROY US. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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rk47
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Heehee i seem to recall a guy who declared himself a 'brother bear' trying to live in a forest, shit in the woods, and babysit cubs. Man how can that turn out wrong?
All his death documentary seem to be telling me one thing 'Hi , I'm a tard. And now I'm dead. It's not the bears fault.'
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Hindenburg
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That was his line of thought, actually. Grizzly man. Herzog documentary.
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NiX
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They never did release the video.
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Miasma
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