What are ya wearin?

[schild]

Unlike Spreadshirt, Zazzle has destroyed (distressed, grinded) tees.

They are $28.95 with nothing printed on them.

Yeaaaaa.

Zazzle’s apparel products combine the very best materials with new digital printing technologies, producing brilliant images without compromising feel or durability. A new digital technology chemically bonds ink to cotton molecules, resulting in brilliant colors and photographic quality. The image is soft, breathable, vibrant and durable, without that “decal” feel typically imparted by heat-transfer and screenprint methods (you may sense more of a “decal” feel on dark-colored apparel however). There is no overprint around the image area, and images have a “wash fastness” equal to or better than other print methods on 100% cotton.

Zazzle’s apparel products come in both dark and light colors! Zazzle introduced the first-ever digital printing on dark apparel. For dark apparel, you may sense a bit more of a “decal” feel, but the quality and vibrancy will be very similar to that on light apparel. See special instructions for Zazzle dark apparel.

^^

Too bad they do direct to garment bullshit.

[schild]

Hm. I need Nerf to talk to me about Direct to Garment printing. Like 3 companies just switched to it and claim it's a godsend. I wonder how much of the shirt it can print.

[Signe]

I have a feeling that all your shirts are much too sexy for your selves.

Honestly, I'm not nuts about most of them.  They seem to try too hard.

[stu]

You should try one on. I used to scoff at the prices until I ran into some at various stores. These things are smoother than silk. The designs can be a bit much at times, but if you balance the outfit or use layers, you don't come off as being uppity at first glance. Unless you really are uppity.

All in how you carry yourself. 

[schild]

It really is about the layers, I wear an undershirt under some of the ones with a wider neck like the xtreme couture I'm wearing now:



And a metro jacket over it.

[Sky]

I didn't even flinch.  Besides, I was playing bars in bands during the 80's and I didn't see anything much like that in the picture. 

Piano ties, check.
White sports coats, check.
Leg warmers, check.

Those people don't even look like bad 80's wanna-bes

Agreed. Though I didn't see a lot of the new wave fashion (the real stuff, not the mtv-driven shlock) because we were an underground band that played in basements and keg parties. We saw mostly leather and denim.

I like that jacket Caladein linked, but I'm not a fan of the prints, and I especially hate logo-ized stuff. Fuck your logo. Put it on the label. That jacket would be nice without the printing. Most of my t-shirts are from concerts, because I like to support the artists and it means I don't have to shop for shirts.

I love layers, but my viking blood deters me from wearing them. It's 11 degrees F outside and I wore in a light winter jacket unbuttoned with my flimsiest work shirt. If I can't get away with a second shirt layer in bitter winter conditions (which I love), forget about summer. I never button my jacket!

[cmlancas]

Although this is completely off topic, I have to point out that when you ask me, "What are ya wearin?," I immediately respond:

I put on my robe and wizardring hat. 

[WayAbvPar]

I am glad I am too old to give a shit about what people think of my clothes. I wouldn't be caught dead in 90% of the stuff pictured in this thread. As Signe said, it is trying too hard.

[voodoolily]

You're not too old, WAP, you just have too much taste. Those shirts smell like Criss "Hai gais I'm a 40 year old magician but I still paint my fingernails black with a sharpie cuz I'm so hard core" Angel.

[schild]

i lolled.

[HaemishM]

So what is it you're afflicted with schild? It better be worth that fancy t-shirt and not some Heamish-ish ineffable 'general angst'.

My angst is only ineffable because all you motherfuckers (by you I mean humanity in general) is still fucking here.

Also, why are they putting heavy metal singer tattoos on T-Shirts now?

[schild]

So what is it you're afflicted with schild? It better be worth that fancy t-shirt and not some Heamish-ish ineffable 'general angst'.

all you motherfuckers is still fucking here.

Try "are."

Also, why are they putting heavy metal singer tattoos on T-Shirts now?

Why put anything on a t-shirt?

[HaemishM]

My angst is immune to teh grammar snake.

[schild]

Nothing is immune to the grammar snake.

NOTHING.

Edit: Wrong thread, lulz.

[Sky]

I'll stick two grammar snakes in yer NOSE until they come out yo MOUTH!

 

[Phildo]

I just realized that Schild admitted to wearing something with "XTREME" written on it.

[Mrbloodworth]

I just realized that Schild admitted to wearing something with "XTREME" written on it.

[sigil]

as much as would love to rag on schild, I find myself kinda drawn to those affliction shirts,  and that's normally not my style at all.

I need to lose thirty pounds to  even begin looking at those, however.

*edit*

looking at the site I see they go to triple fatty, but I think a style like that needs to be on someone who looks at least halfway in shape. and I'm not there yet.

[schild]

I'm too busy slamming a Dew to respond t Phildo.

Affliction truly runs small. I wear XL and even L in some brands. Affliction, Monarchy and Black Hearts Brigade is all XXL though.

[Johny Cee]

I just realized that Schild admitted to wearing something with "XTREME" written on it.

[sigil]

and clothing like this needs to follow the body line and nothing throws off the line like a spare tire.


It's funny, the more weight I lose, the more pronounced it gets.



Am I turning ever so slightly metro with me weight loss? Gah.

[schild]

I had a conversation with a guy at Buckle about that. He had just lost 100 lbs and started buying cothes left and right also. Truth be told, its like food. When you go without the nice shit for a long time, you are more open to entirely different shit than before.

[Yegolev]

Three pages, grumble... I have gotten four compliments over the past week on my pullover hoodie with an pictorial equation: <Small Mario> + <Mushroom> = <Big Mario>.  The girls, they just smile or giggle.  The guys sometimes say "Dassa nice sweatur, main."

[Phildo]

I think you can get away with this stuff if you've got a huge pot belly, arm tatoos and an attitude.

[schild]

I think you can get away with this stuff if you've got a huge pot belly, arm tatoos and an attitude.

You can't fit into this shit if you've got a [huge] pot belly.

[caladein]

Affliction truly runs small. I wear XL and even L in some brands. Affliction, Monarchy and Black Hearts Brigade is all XXL though.

Button-downs.  Only smalls in stock.  The above.  RAGE.

[schild]

Hm? What were you looking for?

[caladein]

I am in mild need of long-sleeve button-downs and this one caught my eye, but no go on a germane size (probably XXL-XXXL from what you're saying).

[sidereal]

Uh oh

My clothing budget just cratered.

[Rasix]

Yikes, that's some busy clothing.

I LIKE STRIPES.

[Signe]

Sorry but those shirts even make whoever is modeling them look like shit.  I'm not sure ANYONE could look good in those horrible things.

[sidereal]

You are tasteless like hominy!

This one is slick:


Fatty Inkenheimer isn't the best canvas for them. 

If this is my last message, it's because he found me and killed me. 

[voodoolily]

that dude has no shoulders.

[sigil]

I like some of them very much, others, not at all. very individual.

and that shirt is very slick. and I have the shoulders to make it happen in style.

I just want the waist to go along with it :)

[schild]

No one else noticed? Those shirts are the 100 Demons of Hiryoshi (spelling) and the 108 Heroes Stars of Suikoden.