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on: February 05, 2008, 03:24:58 PM

http://brokentoys.org/2008/02/05/no-boobs-for-you/

I don't know why I care, since there's an infinite supply of funbags bouncing around on the Internets.  But I do kind of care, on principle.

Also, I guess it sucks according to some anonymous NDA breaker.
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 03:33:34 PM

Or maybe not?

You'll have to pry those nipples from my cold, dead hands

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Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 03:51:14 PM

The AoC forums have been on fire for the past day or so about this. Phrases like 'REH is turning in his grave' and 'censorship is terrorism' have been sprinkled liberally around.

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Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 04:02:43 PM

Not surprising - just look at the example already set by The Witcher.

Hopefully there will be a way for us Americans who don't want to feel like they're playing with barbie dolls to purchase teh pr0n the game the way it was meant to be played.
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Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 04:16:26 PM

Not surprising - just look at the example already set by The Witcher.

Hopefully there will be a way for us Americans who don't want to feel like they're playing with barbie dolls to purchase teh pr0n the game the way it was meant to be played.

You guys don't get nipples, we don't get blood and gore. A perfect example of politicians who want to gain popularity or finding a victim to excuse for social and public deficiencies
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Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 04:51:38 PM

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Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 04:57:49 PM

Also, I guess it sucks according to some anonymous NDA breaker.

That article loses for mentioning Gods and Heroes as an example of a game in similar shape. I can't say for AoC because I haven't seen it, but G&H at the point of 'hiatus' had been declared pretty much feature complete and was down to bug fixing. Everything it lacked was by dev choice, not because they'd run out of time.

Also, G&H was on 'hiatus' because STO came along and was a more attractive property to develop.

If AoC is in the state it's currently in as indicated by that rumour, they're closer to being Vangard than G&H.

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Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 05:00:27 PM

Not surprising - just look at the example already set by The Witcher.

Hopefully there will be a way for us Americans who don't want to feel like they're playing with barbie dolls to purchase teh pr0n the game the way it was meant to be played.

You guys don't get nipples, we don't get blood and gore. A perfect example of politicians who want to gain popularity or finding a victim to excuse for social and public deficiencies

If it's being done server side with some sort of IP or client-side filter, I give it maybe two weeks before third party patches are availlable that let players wherever they may be play AoC unburdened by such censorship.

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Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 05:04:24 PM


My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Reply #9 on: February 05, 2008, 05:08:40 PM



Your emoticon and avatar are in perfect sync. Truly it is a sign from the gods about how they feel on such matters.

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Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 12:51:34 AM

The AoC forums have been on fire for the past day or so about this. Phrases like 'REH is turning in his grave' and 'censorship is terrorism' have been sprinkled liberally around.

I've read all of REH's Conan stuff, and I don't remember him putting a huge emphasis on nipples in his stories.  Anyone playing the 'REH is turning in his grave' card could be nitpicking bigger changes to the lore than that.
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Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 01:17:00 AM

The AoC forums have been on fire for the past day or so about this. Phrases like 'REH is turning in his grave' and 'censorship is terrorism' have been sprinkled liberally around.

I've read all of REH's Conan stuff, and I don't remember him putting a huge emphasis on nipples in his stories.  Anyone playing the 'REH is turning in his grave' card could be nitpicking bigger changes to the lore than that.

I agree but the AoC forums are full of poorly thought out arguments.

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Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 02:32:23 AM

Wow. Fanboys never cease to amaze. That's really something.

As far as nipples in Conan, who can forget this classic bit:

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As Conan removed her tattered bodice his eyes sharpened with the feral lust of a cat stalking it's prey. As the flimsy cloth fell away his well-worn hands cupped the soft exposed breasts, the rippling sinews in his forearms rubbing against her smooth and supple flesh. Conan's fingers, nimble from years of knife-work, expertly rubbed her hardening nipples. Pink and distended they reminded him of the tiny priceless rubies he'd stolen from the statue of the snake god earlier that evening, and of the pinky fingers and toes he'd severed fighting his way to the inner chamber that held it.

He quickened his pace, rubbing the nipples between his fingers the same way he might rub a fragment of chalk before setting an arrow in his bow. The same precision and skill that had left him standing on battlefields littered with the corpses of lesser men was now put to work on a quite different but no less thrilling task. Could Conan combine the crash and sparks of swordplay with the rubbing of nipples his life would be truly fulfilled, but for now he was content to indulge only pleasures of the flesh and leave the pleasures of steel for another time.

-- Conan Among the Snake Women

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Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 02:53:41 AM

It's horrible and awesome at the same time.
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Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 03:15:01 AM

QJ made the leap from "we read it on the forums" to it's official now. The text of the forum post don't sound so definitive. Just because it was submitted by Eidos that way doesn't mean they can't censor it again. I don't think the ESRB rating process requires an entire top-down re-review of the game if it changes to add censorship.

At the same time, I'd think getting a Mature 17+ rating sould be exactly on target for them anyway.

(and why would they say "Mature 17+"? Isn't "Mature" 17+ already?)
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Reply #15 on: February 06, 2008, 04:49:46 AM

I agree but the AoC forums are full of poorly thought out arguments.

That's one of the best threads I've seen in a long time. 

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Reply #16 on: February 06, 2008, 06:00:37 AM

That Peasant fellow is a masterful troll. You don't see those sorts of skills very often.
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Reply #17 on: February 06, 2008, 06:37:21 AM

HA HA!
Sucks to be American or German but we knew that anyway  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #18 on: February 06, 2008, 07:53:49 AM

Just get a 3rd party mod like WoW's, you lazy perverts.



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Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 05:27:46 AM

 awesome, for real

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