Memoirs of a Suicide Ganker

[Slayerik]

No.

If you want to know how these are killed I do not prefer to divulge that information in a public spot. PM me or something.

[Endie]

Is the list of BPOs at the top of the previous page up to date?  Are the uncrossed items still available?

[Amarr HM]

No.

If you want to know how these are killed I do not prefer to divulge that information in a public spot. PM me or something.

I hear ya. sekrit suicide gank techniks I must ask you next time I see ya. I hope your crew shared some spoils with ya cause that was a nice gank & I'd seriously hate to be that Nightmare pilot thats about a years worth of lvl 4 missions ouch!

[Slayerik]

Is the list of BPOs at the top of the previous page up to date?  Are the uncrossed items still available?

I updated it now, mainly the Mrymidon is the only high dollar one crossed off.

Hit me up if you are looking for some stuff.

[bhodi]

(1:43:41 PM) evii_dave: lost a freighter full of bpos last night =/
(1:43:48 PM) Vetitum: who?
(1:43:51 PM) evii_dave: me
(1:43:54 PM) Vetitum: oh god
(1:43:57 PM) daitengu: expensive bpos?
(1:44:03 PM) evii_dave: all non cap bpos
(1:44:06 PM) evii_dave: full set
(1:44:11 PM) daitengu: :cripes:
(1:44:17 PM) daitengu: link km
(1:44:32 PM) evii_dave: i even sent em on courrier contract so they wouldnt be scannabe
(1:44:32 PM) Vetitum: haha shit
(1:44:47 PM) daitengu: that sucks
(1:44:53 PM) evii_dave: no km, its a noob corp alt
(1:44:56 PM) Vetitum: where did you lose them?
(1:45:02 PM) evii_dave: nijara
(1:45:10 PM) evii_dave: someting spelled similar
(1:45:21 PM) evii_dave: twas the 1st time i undocked my freighter too lol
(1:45:25 PM) Vetitum: so if he was a noob corp alt he got suicided?
(1:45:29 PM) evii_dave: c
(1:45:31 PM) Vetitum: fuck
(1:45:34 PM) Vetitum: thats unlucky
(1:45:47 PM) daitengu: do freighters insure for the full cost?
(1:45:51 PM) Vetitum: did you get cargo scanned?
(1:45:53 PM) evii_dave: riygh estimate is thet it was about a 35 bil loss
(1:45:54 PM) evii_dave: fuckers
(1:46:13 PM) daitengu: you should ragequit, and give me your stuff (and characters)
(1:46:15 PM) evii_dave: i though when you scanned courrier contracts all it said was "sealed container"
(1:46:37 PM) daitengu: I transfer bpos in covops
(1:46:42 PM) daitengu: or recons
(1:46:57 PM) evii_dave: yeah lesson learned
(1:47:12 PM) evii_dave: never did any empire space truckin before last night
(1:47:31 PM) Bhodii: 35 bil holy crap
(1:47:37 PM) karttoon: Wow
(1:47:41 PM) karttoon: That's almost a titan hull
(1:47:48 PM) evii_dave: that was the plan
(1:47:50 PM) Bhodii: how the fuck do you earn that kind of money anyway
(1:47:57 PM) Bhodii: and bpos :cripes:
(1:48:01 PM) evii_dave: saved all my isk from the day i started playing
(1:48:07 PM) Bhodii: seriously how do you learn that kind of amount of cash and be so stupid :(
(1:48:33 PM) evii_dave: i didnt thing courrier contract containers were scannable
(1:48:41 PM) Bhodii: you sir are so wrong
(1:48:50 PM) Bhodii: all containers are scannable
(1:48:56 PM) evii_dave: if i knew id have put them in a buzzard and gone through 0.0
(1:48:56 PM) Bhodii: you should have asked friends who do suicides
(1:49:14 PM) evii_dave: welp

[Phildo]

How did he lose a freighter though?  That's serious!  Was he AFKing?

[bhodi]

He got suicided. A dozen battleships tends to do the trick.

[Phildo]

Ah, I misread it.  He was using HIS noobcorp alt!

[Slayerik]

Niarja is notoriously bad too.

Sucks to be him.

[Phildo]

I had to run through Niarja yesterday with all those BPOs you sold me.  I was frightened for my life the entire time.

[Slayerik]

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2237

His name is fitting.



800-900 million on that tower. He just paid for a couple months of subs on my accounts...woot. The guy at least had 1 stab. lawl

[Thrawn]

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2237

Ganking with Wara's account?  She'd probably feel bad. 

[Slayerik]

Bought and paid for my friend :) 7's sec status needs some love.....

[Slayerik]

So....yeah....fuck this game.

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2348

[bhodi]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[schild]

oh god

irony, thou art cinnabon flavored.

[Slayerik]

It also doesn't show the one can that did drop for me...it was called mining stuff and had lots of mining crystals!!!

Well, I could see this guy being more pissed than me, poor idiot.

[schild]

You should try to find their forums. It'll be better than Loot.

[apocrypha]

OMG that's... that's...   

I still don't get why the flying fuck people AFK with loot like that. I mean, I've been playing for 4 years now and have never owned stuff worth a 10th of that single hauler's contents. I don't AFK fly with anything, anywhere, ever. And yeah I know that makes me paranoid but even so... AFK with 57 billion? Christ what an idiot.

[Endie]

Is there any way of telling from the KM which blueprints are copies and which originals?

[schild]

Heh, I wonder when they took down their website: rukon.net

[Grand Design]

Holy fucking wow.  Isn't there a word for that?  Oh yeah - fuck.  And fuck Eve right in the ear.  Wow.

[Slayerik]

I may not have got loot, but I got hate mail!!!

"
2008.07.23 05:31
You could have gotten so much more by merely asking me for a donation so you wouldnt pop me. I would have paid dearly.. I dropped practically nothing but you destroyed so much it was insane. My fault for thinking I could make such a large move without issue - lesson learned but I'm thankful you didnt get shit. Enjoy your kill mail with your alt - next time try a ransom. I would even have paid you for an escort. I'll get over it. Your little Ca'dwin alt will be hunted for some time so keep him locked up. lol"


Part 2:

"2008.07.23 05:50
hmmm - you actually did get away with quite a nice load now that Ive had a chance to ascertain the loss. suffice to say that I'm going to pay so many different corps for kill mails on you buddy. Your gain won't be without its share of losses trust me. Enjoy it for now. There are many other pilots out there just like you who will be more than happy to pop you. Luckily eve is filled with them. I'm happily going to pay millions on top of that loss just to see the kill mails. you've finally given me something to do in eve. "


And he was wrong, I got shit. Well...look at me, creating purpose in an otherwise dull world. ;)

The best part was he warped off after being locked at first...and I was like FUCK. So I got my ganker/hauler in position waiting in the next system. The idiot warps back to the gate my scanner was on at 15km. Then cloaks. I smile. I can still kill this guy.

He warps to the gate im waiting for him at at 15, basically falls right into my trap, never even cloaks before my tempest basically 1 volleyed em. I see a secure can floating in space, I think ... SCORE. Not so much.

[Endie]

I wonder what he's going to pay these dozens of mercenary corps with 

[Slayerik]

"Hay thur! You mind paying me 20 billion so I don't pop you? NICE, thanks ! "

Seriously, this guy deserves a mail back but I just can't decide if I need to lecture him on how fuckin utterly stupid he was or be like "lawl i roxxored j00" - Since Cad isn't my guy, I won't be an ass though.

EDIT: Well, more of ass then my allowed suicide ganking with the character :)

[Slayerik]

Is there any way of telling from the KM which blueprints are copies and which originals?

Nope

I thougth I posted a reply this morning, but I'll try again:

When you scan a guy...it shows things in their cargo, and groups up stuff by whats inside Secure cans. There was a TON of single BPs all in the same can. Then there was a ton of what looked to be copies in the next one.

My guess is not a 57 billion take, more like 10-20. Doesn't really matter though, since its all space dust now.

[ajax34i]

"Your losses were 57 billion, and no matter how you look at it, transporting that in a T1 industrial with no defense whatsoever (what's the point of the afterburner in the mid slot? -- at least fit shields, you moron) is stupidity of the highest degree.  Judging by your two replies to me, you're slowly realizing this, as you think about it more.

If I put the killmail on the eve-online forums you'll be forever remembered as an idiot, and everyone will laugh when they see your name in local.  57 billion in an un-defended T1 industrial is probably a record.  I won't even ask where you got all that stuff; it's doubtful that someone with your demonstrated level of intelligence could acquire it by legitimate means.  It's more likely it was corp theft.

So, you're going to spend "millions" to hunt me down, eh?  Millions.  As in, not even a fraction of the cost of the ship needed to take me out before Concord responds.  Yeah, good luck with that, I'm sure so many will rush to take your offer that the local servers will lag."

[Grand Design]

I keep envisioning Slayer as Sterling Hayden at the end of The Killing.  If I wasn't at work, I'd find the clip.

[Amarr HM]

Please be aware it's good that people carry shittons of stuff in T1 haulers this sort of behaviour should be condoned (considering CCP are gonna throw the nerf bat at s-ganking), please don't say anything bad about these people nurture them, in fact them make them feel welcome.

That's a record for shittiest drop in EVE soz Slay :(

[Slayerik]

I keep envisioning Slayer as Sterling Hayden at the end of The Killing.  If I wasn't at work, I'd find the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzjDvt7_xNM

There's the trailer for it...I'm just curious about the end of it now...might have to watch it :)

[Grand Design]

I highly recommend The Killing, so I won't spoil it.  Suffice to say you could relate.  Don't let the fact that its black and white discourage you - its Kubrick's first real film and its very well done.

[gimpyone]

Oh, I'm so looking forward to coming back to EVE some day.

[Slayerik]

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2529

My luck has gone completely down the shitter this past month.

[Raventongue]

yeah that is a sucky drop

[Jayce]

Hey, at least what dropped was T2   

Seriously, did that scan as something decent?  Or does it just show as a can and you take your chances?