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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Since we're doing lists and whatnot, C&L posed the James Lipton question list to their community and I thought I'd pose it here for all you narcissistic bastards and bastardettes.
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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Ironwood
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1. What is your favorite word?
Fuck.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Fuck.
3. What turns you on?
A Switch under my arm.
4. What turns you off?
Selfsame Switch.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Kerplunk.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
"Police, Put Down the Weapon"
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Plinth.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Male Prostitute. I'd listen to you all night baby.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything involving Milking Sea stoats.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Bend Over, Grab Your Cheeks and Give Me Two Good Coughs."
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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IainC
Developers
Posts: 6538
Wargaming.net
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1. What is your favorite word? Thanks
2. What is your least favorite word? Any word which has been systematically stripped of it's actual meaning by illiterate drones in some PR buzzword hell.
3. What turns you on? How you doin'?
4. What turns you off? Ah.. wait..
5. What sound or noise do you love? Any noise made with musical instruments by the members of The Fields of the Nephilim.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Any noise made by Paris Hilton
7. What is your favorite curse word? It's Chinese and I have no idea how to write it but it's pronounced CHEE-sing
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Author (mostly for the chicks)
9. What profession would you not like to do? Stripping the meaning from perfectly good words just to sound clever in PR releases.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'm sorry Ms Hilton but you don't appear to be on the guest list.
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schild
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1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? 1. Awesome. 2. Self-Empowerment. 3. Caffeine. 4. Thanksgiving food. 5. Rings or Jewels dropping from mobs. 6. Vacuums. 7. Fuck. 8. Treasure Hunter. 9. Any sort of medic. 10. Hmmm. A. Sup Thou. B. First, you must beat me in Tetris. C. I hope you like tits. |
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voodoolily
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Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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1. Ludicrous
2. Irregardless
3. Rain in 85+ degree heat
4. Dog owners
5. Squealing brakes followed by breaking glass
6. My nephew's shrieks of contempt
7. Motherfuck
8. Culinary arts
9. Exotic dancing
10. 'Sup, bitches?
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Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
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1 - Bitchcakes
2 - Deserving
3 - Raven-haired women with sarchastic personalities
4 - Dumb women or women who speak poorly
5 - The sound of my HVAC system
6 - Dogs barking
7 - Shit - I'm not original.
8 - College Football Coach
9 - Anything related to retail.
10 - You made the cut, come on in.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Righ
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Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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1. What is your favorite word?
yes 2. What is your least favorite word?
no 3. What turns you on?
The Rock Machine 4. What turns you off?
The Miami Sound Machine 5. What sound or noise do you love?
1958 Gibson Les Paul Standard tuned to Drop D playing Dsus2 through a Marshall amp fitted with KT66 tubes. 6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Excited young MMOG players on Ventrilo 7. What is your favorite curse word?
Wikipedia 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Recording Engineer 9. What profession would you not like to do?
Fluffer 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Welcome home Lucifer." |
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Riggswolfe
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Since we're doing lists and whatnot, C&L posed the James Lipton question list to their community and I thought I'd pose it here for all you narcissistic bastards and bastardettes.
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. Gaming 2. L33t 3. naked women 4. naked men 5. Good movie soundtrack music, preferabbly with chorus 6. Anything said by a dumb person 7. Gelatinous dick cheese 8. Author 9. Britney Spear's manager/pr person/anybody trying to fix her image. 10. "You got it." |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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lamaros
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Since we're doing lists and whatnot, C&L posed the James Lipton question list to their community and I thought I'd pose it here for all you narcissistic bastards and bastardettes.
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. Hello! 2. Cunt 3. Expertise 4. Small Talk 5. Growling 6. Squealing 7. Dickhead 8. Explorer 9. Personal Assistant 10. "Read any good books lately?" |
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SnakeCharmer
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Good thread...
1. What is your favorite word? Da-da
2. What is your least favorite word? No
3. What turns you on? My wife
4. What turns you off? Failure to get the job done the way I want it done
5. What sound or noise do you love? My son's laugh
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Blue Angels pilot
9. What profession would you not like to do? Septic tank cleaner
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You done good, son...
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bhodi
Moderator
Posts: 6817
No lie.
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1. What is your favorite word? Woot
2. What is your least favorite word? Because
3. What turns you on? Skirts
4. What turns you off? Cold Showers
5. What sound or noise do you love? HEADSHOT... M-m-m-m-monster Kill!
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Warning... Wormsign.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Shit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional Stunt Double
9. What profession would you not like to do? Game Developer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Wait till you see what's REALLY going on up here!
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naum
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1. What is your favorite word?
Inerrancy.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Synergy.
3. What turns you on?
The female figure. The smell of a new book. The smell of a home cooked meal.
4. What turns you off?
B.O.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Ocean.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Slot machines in Nevada, or similar Indian casinos in other states.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bloody. Or fuck.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Artist. Or Writer.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Cleaning. Or waiting on other people, sans bartending.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome home, Son.
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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lesion
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1. What is your favorite word? mulch
2. What is your least favorite word? Jungian
3. What turns you on? fisting
4. What turns you off? dangerously poor hygiene
5. What sound or noise do you love? bad-ass thunder
6. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam interaction
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck, natch
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? any military
9. What profession would you not like to do? shoe sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome baaaa *time slows, eternal consciousness merges, the secret fourth Matrix movie plays and is actually pretty good*.
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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1. What is your favorite word? mulch
2. What is your least favorite word? Jungian
3. What turns you on? fisting
4. What turns you off? dangerously poor hygiene
5. What sound or noise do you love? bad-ass thunder
6. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam interaction
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck, natch
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? any military
9. What profession would you not like to do? shoe sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome baaaa *time slows, eternal consciousness merges, the secret fourth Matrix movie plays and is actually pretty good*.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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caladein
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1. What is your favorite word? Bacon.
2. What is your least favorite word? Like.
3. What turns you on? Skirts. (I had to steal bhodi's answer.)
4. What turns you off? An airhead.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Laughter, with silence not far behind.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining.
7. What is your favorite curse word? God damn. Fuck and bloody are close runners-up.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Philosopher-king.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Prison Guard.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Well guess you guessed wrong buddy, to Limbo with you!
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"Point being, they can't make everyone happy, so I hope they pick me." - Ingmar"OH MY GOD WE'RE SURROUNDED SEND FOR BACKUP DIG IN DEFENSIVE POSITIONS MAN YOUR NECKBEARDS" - tgr
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lesion
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Your list pissed me off so I reported you!
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Signe
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Muse.
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You're in green.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Llava
Contributor
Posts: 4602
Rrava roves you rong time
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1. What is your favorite word?
Saturnine.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Like.
3. What turns you on?
A beautiful, classy woman.
4. What turns you off?
A beautiful, classless woman.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
The thick wooden sound of a standup bass.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Crying babies.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. One of the few that still carries any weight.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Psychiatrist.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Waste management.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"It doesn't matter if you were right or wrong, it was the thought you put into it. You put in more than enough."
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Guess I should run through it, too.
1. Francisco
2. Greed
3. Creativity
4. Ignorance
5. Electric Guitar
6. 80s synthesizers
7. Motherfucker
8. Author
9. Sales
10. Really, it doesn't exist
In the spirit of question 10, I'm changing my answer to: Hey, Jimi and Bonham are waiting for you in the rehearsal hall.
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Ookii
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 2676
is actually Trippy
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1. What is your favorite word? Fisticuffs.
2. What is your least favorite word? Asshat.
3. What turns you on? Artsy chicks.
4. What turns you off? Self-absorbed bitches.
5. What sound or noise do you love? The engine of a high end sportscar.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Girls who talk with that horrible NJ accent.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. Motherfracker comes in at a close second.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to cook.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving filing all day.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? In you go jewboy.
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Margalis
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1. What is your favorite word? Absurd.
3. What turns you on? Bitchy, competent no-nonsense women.
4. What turns you off? Bitchy, incompentent nonsensical women.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Dueling guitars.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? 80s synth.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Jesus Fucking Christ. (Three words)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Most of them.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? When...or if?
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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1. What is your favorite word? word
2. What is your least favorite word? Sime
3. What turns you on? the girl I shouldn't like
4. What turns you off? the girl I should like
5. What sound or noise do you love? punk rock
6. What sound or noise do you hate? tinnitus
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? spy
9. What profession would you not like to do? accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? sorry
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Phildo
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1. What is your favorite word? Cellar Door
2. What is your least favorite word? Obligation
3. What turns you on? Girls who can sing
4. What turns you off? People who think they are nonconformists; pretension
5. What sound or noise do you love? Silence
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Children
7. What is your favorite curse word? Bollocks
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Travel show host
9. What profession would you not like to do? Elected government official
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You're late
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Murgos
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10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sorry about that. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Endie
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1. What is your favorite word? Poignant
2. What is your least favorite word? Cancer
3. What turns you on? Invention
4. What turns you off? Passivity
5. What sound or noise do you love? Sounds posy: the sound of a wave while you surf it. It's like a river.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Soldiering
9. What profession would you not like to do? Dentistry
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "They're just over there. They've been waiting for you."
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Endie
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5. What sound or noise do you love? Any noise made with musical instruments by the members of The Fields of the Nephilim.
Awesome choice. I saw them on their Preacherman tour and have loved them ever since. 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Bend Over, Grab Your Cheeks and Give Me Two Good Coughs."
Is that a reference to Ice Cube's "First day of school", or to whatever it was referencing (the Ur-quote)? I never saw you as a big fan of his, somehow. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Ironwood
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Massive Ice-Cube fan. Also have all of Ice-T's work.
Sometimes people will surprise you.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Endie
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Massive Ice-Cube fan. Also have all of Ice-T's work.
Sometimes people will surprise you.
There you go. Mark me down as surprised. And I'm much the same. Did you see Cube and Ice-T at the Barrowlands back at the start of the 90's? I even went to see the latter in his Bodycount incarnation, there. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I love Ice-T. I was sad when he decided to become a bad actor in a mediocre tv series.
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Falconeer
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a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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Oh hey this feels weird.
I loved the Ices since forever and people tried to pick on me back in the days for that. Now they just laugh when stumble on the CDs I proudly own. Punishment is a double dose of ridicolous loud volume Ice goodness.
I had the luck to see them both live in 1992 (sorta..), but while the Cube performed a poorly attended 50 minutes gig in Roma with obvious irritation, Ice T and Body Count first incarnation rocked the house like no other.
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Ironwood
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Alas, I have consistantly missed the live performances.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
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1. What is your favorite word? Yes
2. What is your least favorite word? Gare
3. What turns you on? Attention from girls
4. What turns you off? Attention from men
5. What sound or noise do you love? Ring hitting the ground in Diablo
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Irregular beeping
7. What is your favorite curse word? Shithelldamn
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Space scientist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Policeman
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Lock up when you leave."
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Phildo
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9. What profession would you not like to do? Pokemon
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Bunk
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Actually listened to a great Ricky Gervaise podcast based on this list of questions recently...
1. What is your favorite word?
Dude
2. What is your least favorite word?
axe
3. What turns you on?
eyes
4. What turns you off?
obesity
5. What sound or noise do you love?
the ocean
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
anything screechy
7. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
politics
9. What profession would you not like to do?
anything medical
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"You were right in thinking for yourself and deciding not to believe in me."
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Lt.Dan
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1. What is your favorite word? Katiebug - nickname for my daughter 2. What is your least favorite word? As of yesterday "go to market". Guy in a meeting used it about every sentence. 3. What turns you on? Nudity. Yeah, I'm easy. 4. What turns you off? Intellectualising everything. 5. What sound or noise do you love? Meat on the bbq, although that could well be aromatics. 6. What sound or noise do you hate? Anything that wakes me up, like garbage trucks at 4:30am. 7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, or fark if I'm at work. 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Fixing stuff - mechanic maybe. 9. What profession would you not like to do? Poo diver10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? |
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