Paelos
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What game is that?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'd go with Battletoads.
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MuffinMan
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Battletoads on the NES is what inspired my first string of profanity.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That is fantastic and I HATE costumes on dogs.  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is Monty Python back on the air?  |
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rk47
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how the heck does that happen
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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LK
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Brilliant. Thank you.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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SurfD
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HAH, the Jays hat makes it even better
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Ironwood
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Give any boy that and you're basically telling your daughter to open all holes to him.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Nebu
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Give any boy that and you're basically telling your daughter to open all holes to him.
He'll also know that you haven't been on the internet much. Wow... that thing is old old old. I'm old. I know a thing or two about old. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Yegolev
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Would be awesome if someone could post a picture of the purple mimeograph version.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Teleku
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My dads method was to just introduce his baseball bat 'Wally' to my sisters dates when they came to pick her up. Brother in laws family method was to have all the brothers sitting out on the front porch with shot guns and beer when the date came to pick their sister up and drop her off at the specified time.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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NowhereMan
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My Godfather's method is to take them through to the library and show off his books as well as a collection of Kudu, gazelle, etc. skulls on the wall and finally his stuffed leopard. He then explains that he shot all of those things himself, still has his hunting rifle and proceeds to ask them about what the plans for the night are and when he should expect his daughter back.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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TheWalrus
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My plan is to just tell my daughter I REALLY like this guy, she should continue to date him.  |
vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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My Godfather's method is to take them through to the library and show off his books as well as a collection of Kudu, gazelle, etc. skulls on the wall and finally his stuffed leopard. He then explains that he shot all of those things himself, still has his hunting rifle and proceeds to ask them about what the plans for the night are and when he should expect his daughter back.  |
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Ironwood
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My plan is to tell my daughter not to let idiots fuck her and, if she really wants to do that, to make sure contraception is used by both parties. Should both those conditions not be met, my plan is to set up a meeting with her and a mortgage broker to plan how quickly she can fuck off out my life.  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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You and I have very similar parenting methods, IW.
She's gonna have sex. It's gonna happen. Some asshole JUST LIKE ME is going to talk her into it. I figure my job is to make sure she's not stupid about it and to make her realize she's going to be dealing with any fallout, not me.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Tebonas
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Did the various relatives you mentioned really delude themself into thinking that works or was it just for fun? Cause, hormonal teenage boys aren't really that great at risk assessment to begin with, and with a girl that puts out in the equation they likely risk getting shot later for a little action right now.  |
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Cyrrex
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Did the various relatives you mentioned really delude themself into thinking that works or was it just for fun? Cause, hormonal teenage boys aren't really that great at risk assessment to begin with, and with a girl that puts out in the equation they likely risk getting shot later for a little action right now. Not to mention that you rarely hear of people getting shot for such things, and that the demographic of which we speak probably has at least its fair share of teen pregnancies and/or other shenanigans*. Which is to say, those threats mean jack and shit to a horny teenage boy. Show me an overprotective daddy, and I'll show you a guy whose daughter is probably a bit on the slutty side (or will be). *I will not support this assertion with actual facts. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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If you have to threaten the boy, you've already failed as a parent. I'm pretty familiar with the subject matter, as a former 'person your parents warned you about'.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Too much talking, needs moar pikchurs.  |
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Merusk
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That scene has always bothered me because it was set up for a different camera position. Director fail.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Tannhauser
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[handwave] He used the Force, duh. [/handwave]
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Yegolev
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dry shaving
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Yeah, but he'd been driven nuts.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Paelos
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Apparently she also won a case of herpes.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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