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HaemishM
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Reply #15680 on: March 14, 2018, 12:05:57 PM

Ok, yes, Aussie totally gives it a more understandable context.  why so serious?

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Reply #15681 on: March 15, 2018, 09:51:00 AM

Quote
A man approached a woman who was masturbating on the train, received oral sex from her, before washing his genitals off with Coca-Cola (stock image)

I rost when I read that image caption.

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Reply #15682 on: March 15, 2018, 12:54:34 PM

Man, you can find ANYTHING in those stock image catalogs.

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Reply #15683 on: March 19, 2018, 01:18:27 AM

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Reply #15684 on: March 20, 2018, 01:47:34 AM

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Reply #15685 on: March 20, 2018, 04:36:57 PM

Damn it took me a second to figure out what it really showed because the text made me see what they did.

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Reply #15686 on: March 21, 2018, 01:46:49 AM

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Reply #15687 on: March 21, 2018, 06:06:31 AM

The story that just keeps giving.

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Reply #15688 on: March 21, 2018, 08:18:18 AM

I just figured out that his stomach tattoo says "white pride"  Facepalm

I'd rather they just ignore him.
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Reply #15689 on: March 21, 2018, 12:16:49 PM

I just find the story hard to swallow.
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Reply #15690 on: March 21, 2018, 02:07:34 PM

I don't see the problem, but I'm weird.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #15691 on: March 21, 2018, 03:12:41 PM

Well for one thing washing yourself off with Coke would leave a layer of sticky Coke residue all over your nether regions. It wouldn't clean you at all.


... so I've heard.

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HaemishM
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Reply #15692 on: March 21, 2018, 04:27:15 PM

This is how you get ants...

in your pants.

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Reply #15693 on: March 22, 2018, 08:44:57 AM

Agree about the Coke, but that wasn't why he was hauled in front of a judge.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #15694 on: March 24, 2018, 06:17:55 PM

Sort of real life funny. Just watching Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Logan Lucky and the torrent I downloaded has forced Swedish subs.

That language is really taking this piss:



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Reply #15695 on: March 30, 2018, 06:29:48 AM

At the risk of 'doing a Calapine', I saw this in a friend's timeline. Lucerne Sex-Rabbit disturbs customers.

Mildly NSFW chocolate in the spoiler.
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Reply #15696 on: March 30, 2018, 06:31:32 AM

Oh noes, fucked code, now I haz seen it and my mind is brokey.

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Reply #15697 on: March 30, 2018, 08:05:39 AM

At the risk of 'doing a Calapine',


Go suck on a tailpipe, you loser!  Shaking fist


Just kidding, you are OK, Ian.  Heart

Edit: I need to write in two colours so I can do the Gollum_Smeagol thing. That would be fun!
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Reply #15698 on: March 30, 2018, 10:47:07 AM

Oooook. This French brochure comparing carbon emissions starts harmless enough:



Caption top left: Tons of carbon per year


An «average» Westerner


An «average» American



Brutal!  swamp poop ACK! Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?


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Reply #15699 on: March 30, 2018, 02:39:08 PM


An «average» American



If you were able to spend any time in an American Walmart (and be thankful if you never do), you'd realize the illustration is, if anything, too small  ACK!

Not me, of course.  At 176 pounds I'm practically wasted away to nothing...(and I'm not entirely joking.  I've had people tell me I've lost *too* much weight)

Edit:  Is the SUV labelled "an American car"?
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Reply #15700 on: March 30, 2018, 03:48:36 PM

It turns out that the Easter bunny actually does have a religious origin after all.


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Reply #15701 on: March 30, 2018, 03:58:23 PM


An «average» American



If you were able to spend any time in an American Walmart (and be thankful if you never do), you'd realize the illustration is, if anything, too small  ACK!

Not me, of course.  At 176 pounds I'm practically wasted away to nothing...(and I'm not entirely joking.  I've had people tell me I've lost *too* much weight)

Edit:  Is the SUV labelled "an American car"?

Hah, nah. "une grosse voiture" "A large car"

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Reply #15702 on: April 05, 2018, 06:45:53 PM


"The devil...the prowde spirite...cannot endure to be mocked.” - Thomas Moore
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Reply #15703 on: April 05, 2018, 08:20:52 PM

Ha!

Paelos: Somebody find that post where I declared Seattle dead, because those fuckers are NFL cockroaches in the NFC.
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Reply #15704 on: April 08, 2018, 11:19:10 AM

That's gotta be intended

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Reply #15705 on: April 08, 2018, 11:45:21 AM

Looks photoshopped to me.

If it's real, it's awesome!

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Reply #15706 on: April 08, 2018, 03:24:52 PM

It's not real. What would a German language ad do on an Brazilian busline, eh?  (----> "Consórcio Uniminas")

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Reply #15707 on: April 13, 2018, 10:40:19 AM

It's not real. What would a German language ad do on an Brazilian busline, eh?  (----> "Consórcio Uniminas")


Nazis ?

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Reply #15708 on: April 14, 2018, 07:11:08 PM

Found in the Rio on the way to see Penn and Teller...I should have finished removing the last letter, for the sake of truth in advertising  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #15709 on: April 15, 2018, 01:15:16 AM

"Should be Dead".
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Reply #15710 on: April 16, 2018, 05:53:56 PM


"The devil...the prowde spirite...cannot endure to be mocked.” - Thomas Moore
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Reply #15711 on: April 18, 2018, 05:10:05 PM




Rough translation:

I didn't order that.

It's on the house.

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