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Nebu
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Reply #15715 on: April 28, 2018, 11:01:56 AM

Math is hard!   awesome, for real

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Brolan
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Reply #15716 on: April 28, 2018, 04:17:00 PM

Damn autocorrect!
Sir T
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Reply #15717 on: April 28, 2018, 04:38:36 PM

The scourge of Math is destroying inner cities everywhere.

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #15718 on: April 28, 2018, 05:28:05 PM

Fucking Common Core.
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Reply #15719 on: April 28, 2018, 06:36:31 PM

That goddamn new math.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #15720 on: April 28, 2018, 10:12:07 PM

It's much easier than living with long division.

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Reply #15721 on: April 29, 2018, 04:01:01 PM

WWE put on a large show in Saudi Arabia last week (minus the women wrestlers, of course Ohhhhh, I see.) called the Greatest Royal Rumble Ever.  They had 50 guys run down to the ring every 90 seconds but one person had a bit of a problem with that.  Titus O'Neil, who is part of a team for his gimmick called Titus Worldwide, slipped, fell and slid underneath the ring on his way down.  They replayed it about 5 times just to make sure everyone saw it and the announcers had a hard time controlling themselves because they were laughing so hard.  So now #TitusWorldslide is trending on Twitter and other forms of social media hot garbage.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnvCp8bwCK0
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Reply #15722 on: April 30, 2018, 02:37:21 AM

I do not think this means what they think it means.

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Reply #15723 on: April 30, 2018, 02:39:44 AM

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Reply #15724 on: April 30, 2018, 03:45:25 AM

Batcat = awesome.

Not really getting whats wrong with the plaque picture.

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Azuredream
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Reply #15725 on: April 30, 2018, 06:54:51 AM

The way it's phrased it sounds like she both a) "Never saw a dog" and b) "Never smiled." Pretty grim.

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Reply #15726 on: April 30, 2018, 07:07:20 AM

Also, behind it in the fuzzy is a list of what you cant do with your dog in the park.

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #15727 on: April 30, 2018, 07:10:11 AM

The way it's phrased it sounds like she both a) "Never saw a dog" and b) "Never smiled." Pretty grim.
Lol, ok, I see it now, thanks.  My brain was refusing to read it any other way than the one they intended no matter how hard I tried, for some reason.

"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Reply #15728 on: April 30, 2018, 09:11:48 AM

Not really getting whats wrong with the plaque picture.

What Azuredream said. For it to mean what they are trying to convey, it should be "... who never saw a dog without smiling".

What they have written means: She saw no dogs in her life. And she did not smile.

Edit: For some reason I did not have your second reply when I posted this.
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Reply #15729 on: April 30, 2018, 09:57:05 AM

It bugs me because the grammatical fuck up is obvious now, but I honestly couldn't see it no matter how many times I read that.  I'm going to chalk it up to spending years abroad supervising non-english speakers.  My English is slowly degrading as I start talking back to people in broken English so they understand me better.   awesome, for real

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Reply #15730 on: April 30, 2018, 02:09:14 PM

Its not a grammatical fuckup its just imprecise syntax

Who never saw a dog and didn't smile. Is a perfectly fine sentence grammatically. Moreover the problem you're all having is that you're having is that you embrace shitty syntactical standards.

As an example consider the following, and ask which is correct:

He asked, "Which way to the store"?

Or

He asked, "Which way to the store?".

If you chose the first; you, and the ELA are fucking wrong stupid heathens who have never thought a second about the meaning of sentences in your miserable worthless lives.

Specifically with regards to this issue; you're all reading

"Who never saw a dog and didn't smile" as "Who never saw a dog, and didn't smile".

There is no comma and therefore its the same construction.

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Reply #15731 on: April 30, 2018, 02:32:54 PM


Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #15732 on: April 30, 2018, 04:30:30 PM

 awesome, for real

 ACK!

 cry

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Reply #15733 on: April 30, 2018, 05:31:56 PM

"Who never saw a dog and didn't smile" as "Who never saw a dog, and didn't smile".

There is no comma and therefore its the same construction.

Both of those mean the same thing. One has an optional Oxford comma. Am I agreeing with you?
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Reply #15734 on: April 30, 2018, 06:11:04 PM

"Who never saw a dog and didn't smile" as "Who never saw a dog, and didn't smile".

There is no comma and therefore its the same construction.

Both of those mean the same thing. One has an optional Oxford comma. Am I agreeing with you?
those mean different things. One has a clarifying comma that should be placed as a matter of course because people cannot infer cadence from ambiguous sentences without proper punctuation. The clarifying comma changes the meaning of the sentence by separating the phrase singular phrase “saw a dog and didn’t smile” into two phrases “saw a dog” and “didn’t smile”. Hence the “never” in the first instance operates on the phrase “saw a dog and didn’t smile” as a whole. What didn’t she do? “See a dog and not smile”. While it operates on both “saw a dog” and “didn’t smile” in the second.

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Reply #15735 on: April 30, 2018, 06:47:25 PM

The phrasing is stupid, that's all. If your meaning can be interpreted differently from your intent, you fucked up the communication in the first place. Be deliberate.

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Reply #15736 on: April 30, 2018, 08:01:30 PM

The phrasing is stupid, that's all. If your meaning can be interpreted differently from your intent, you fucked up the communication in the first place. Be deliberate.

They were deliberate. You all are interpreting it in a way that would be written differently if it were intended to have a different meaning.

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Reply #15737 on: April 30, 2018, 08:42:56 PM

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Reply #15738 on: April 30, 2018, 09:36:34 PM

"Who never saw a dog and didn't smile" as "Who never saw a dog, and didn't smile".

There is no comma and therefore its the same construction.

Both of those mean the same thing. One has an optional Oxford comma. Am I agreeing with you?

That's not what an Oxford comma is...

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Reply #15739 on: April 30, 2018, 10:03:45 PM

Yeah you're right (it would need a third thing), but I've decided I don't want to participate in this argument because I'm obviously not giving it my full self and I'm right anyway. I'm Tale and you may remember me from posting funny fucking pictures in the fucking funny pictures thread instead of taking up space with text posts.
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Reply #15740 on: May 01, 2018, 01:08:59 AM

i think you're all wrong and the phrasing is nowhere as bad as the word choice

anyway it just says whenever she saw a dog she smiled

this isn't compliated, it's just shit

also it's not funny at all so

I'm Tale and you may remember me from posting funny fucking pictures in the fucking funny pictures thread instead of taking up space with text posts.

that's just an outright lie
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Reply #15741 on: May 02, 2018, 12:17:47 PM

tl;dr
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Reply #15742 on: May 03, 2018, 09:14:27 AM

Edit: A crap, no hotlinking.

Involves panda sex:
https://v.redd.it/e8eqdalaelv01

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Reply #15743 on: May 03, 2018, 04:10:42 PM

Thanks for the warning.

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Reply #15744 on: May 09, 2018, 07:15:28 PM


Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #15745 on: May 10, 2018, 03:10:26 AM

Heh

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Reply #15746 on: May 10, 2018, 08:51:26 AM

Image is funny enough without the insulting caption.  Dicks.
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Reply #15747 on: May 10, 2018, 11:01:56 AM

Ya i probably should have looked for one without it. Sorry.

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Reply #15748 on: May 10, 2018, 01:34:33 PM

Not your fault.  Unless you work for FUNsubstance.com
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Reply #15749 on: May 12, 2018, 03:03:03 AM

Ya i probably should have looked for one without it. Sorry.
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