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Reply #15295 on: April 26, 2017, 10:47:19 PM


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Reply #15296 on: April 28, 2017, 09:29:40 AM

Cargo ship carrying sheep from Romania sinks Russian military vessel and continues undamaged:



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Reply #15297 on: April 28, 2017, 09:44:59 AM

Meanwhile in Finland:



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Reply #15298 on: April 28, 2017, 10:03:25 AM

Beer is more expensive when you buy it in cases of 1000 in Finland? Head scratch

(Yes I know the joke is that you can even purchase it in those quantities at a regular grocery store)
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Reply #15299 on: April 28, 2017, 10:57:05 AM

Beer is more expensive when you buy it in cases of 1000 in Finland? Head scratch

(Yes I know the joke is that you can even purchase it in those quantities at a regular grocery store)


The pallet actually contains 1080 cans, which ends up being €1.99 again. Finland has a law that forbids selling large numbers of alcohol containers/portions at a discount compared to smaller numbers

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Reply #15300 on: April 30, 2017, 07:13:52 AM



Someone actually bought one.  awesome, for real
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Reply #15301 on: April 30, 2017, 09:02:00 AM


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Reply #15302 on: April 30, 2017, 10:04:41 AM

Bonus Finland:



Disclaimer: I have no idea how accurate this list is.

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Reply #15303 on: April 30, 2017, 11:02:53 AM

I see that giant beer purchase and I just get flashbacks to that "welcome to Helsinki" site that had pictures of drunks in gutters all over Finland.

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Reply #15304 on: April 30, 2017, 11:52:54 AM

Disclaimer: I have no idea how accurate this list is.


It's accurate! Although the verb käydä already has lots of meanings by itself already, which will explain a lot of those other conjugations and stuff.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/k%C3%A4yd%C3%A4

fake edit: käytännöllistelemällä means most accurately "by making (something) practical in a casual manner".

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Reply #15305 on: May 02, 2017, 04:53:56 PM


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Reply #15307 on: May 03, 2017, 12:55:08 PM


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Reply #15308 on: May 03, 2017, 01:27:34 PM



Aww! Look at that and you'll forget about Amy Schumer's Vagna!


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Reply #15309 on: May 03, 2017, 08:30:34 PM

get fat and turn into nice pork knuckles.

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Reply #15310 on: May 03, 2017, 09:45:48 PM

I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.

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Reply #15311 on: May 03, 2017, 10:50:32 PM

I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.

I just sent that pic to my wife with the same comment.

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Reply #15312 on: May 04, 2017, 06:17:57 AM

I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.

My friends goat herd made short work of a yard that had man height thistles. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. After they were done no yard waste to remove and lawn is nicely fertilized.
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Reply #15313 on: May 04, 2017, 07:35:58 AM

I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.

My friends goat herd made short work of a yard that had man height thistles. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. After they were done no yard waste to remove and lawn is nicely fertilized.

But sadly, playing in the sprinklers in the yard is out for a bit.

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Reply #15314 on: May 04, 2017, 09:11:09 AM

Pigs are the most magical of creatures. Turning dandelions into bacon? Yeah.

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Reply #15315 on: May 04, 2017, 12:38:24 PM

I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.

My friends goat herd made short work of a yard that had man height thistles. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. After they were done no yard waste to remove and lawn is nicely fertilized.

But sadly, playing in the sprinklers in the yard is out for a bit.

Actually with goats not long. Not only are they good at eating all of the unwanted and most of the wanted things yard wise their poop are basically semi hard bunny pellets that is mostly just grass/fodder. Few days is about all it takes in a yard for it to basically disappear.
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Reply #15316 on: May 04, 2017, 07:28:38 PM

My Dads cousin raised sheep and she simply let her sheep into her lawn every so often. Best and cleanest lawn I've ever seen.

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Reply #15317 on: May 05, 2017, 11:28:09 AM

My Dads cousin raised sheep and she simply let her sheep into her lawn every so often. Best and cleanest lawn I've ever seen.

Yup as long as you cover any delicate flowers or something you want they will nibble the grass and bushes into beautiful shape pretty fast.
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Reply #15318 on: May 05, 2017, 02:57:20 PM


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Reply #15319 on: May 06, 2017, 10:19:53 AM

So, the topic is pretty arcane: Delayed Streetcar delivers by Bombardier for the city of Toronto, but this line in the the Toronto Star's report made me genuinely laugh out loud:







  Love Letters  The mental picture is great.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

There exists the trope of Warrior-Poet. Now I'd like the add the Streetcar-Worker-Poet.
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Reply #15320 on: May 06, 2017, 07:56:03 PM


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Reply #15321 on: May 06, 2017, 11:00:41 PM

She's a stubborn one.

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Reply #15322 on: May 07, 2017, 03:38:35 AM

Luciferium is a hellava drug.  awesome, for real

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Reply #15323 on: May 08, 2017, 03:36:13 AM


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Reply #15324 on: May 08, 2017, 07:45:07 AM

Kinky.  this guy looks legit

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Reply #15325 on: May 09, 2017, 07:05:55 PM


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Reply #15326 on: May 15, 2017, 01:41:24 AM

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Reply #15327 on: May 15, 2017, 03:17:14 AM

why not both?

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Reply #15328 on: May 15, 2017, 08:41:09 AM

why not both?

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