schild
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So I have a cyst on my tailbone. It's disgusting and unnecessary and was put there by the local mormon population. Well, that last part might be an exaggeration but you never know.
I was in the ER for about 3 hours last night and I am scheduling a surgery for next week.
I am going to be under the influence of heavy, heavy drugs for a week or two because it's in such a painful area.
Please excuse my inability to communicate.
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caladein
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Surgery bad. Drugs good. That's a real damn toss-up.
Seriously though, good luck! And I at least promise not to put any choice remarks of yours in the intervening period into a sig.
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Please send me any NIS/Atlus review copies you may receive during this time. Thanks.
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schild
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None coming in. Neither has any more PS2 games announced, apologies.
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stu
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I feel your pain.
I had the same thing about seven years ago. Horrible, horrible business. I took some antibiotics and the most disgusting fluids came flooding out like fetid Neopolitan swirls.
Hope the nurses treat you well.
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schild
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I feel your pain.
I had the same thing about seven years ago. Horrible, horrible business. I took some antibiotics and the most disgusting fluids came flooding out like fetid Neopolitan swirls.
Hope the nurses treat you well. They do. Nurses tend to have fetishes, they have been good people. I, however, am not taking antibiotics. Apparently it is not infected and quite clean. Just scheduling a quick surgery, that'll ironically put me out of work for 1-2 weeks. |
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Lol, damn. Cyst on tailbone. Good luck! I mentioned that boil I had on my hip awhile back (and being made to feel like a piece of man meat by a couple of geeky indian medical students), but that doesn't compare.
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LK
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Didn't someone post on here a guy who drained a cyst in his cheek that took like 8 minutes? Rather disgusting shit.
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schild
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It took over 24 hours for this to drain. It just stopped bleeding and pussing now. Started about this time last night. But I can sit down again!
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Signe
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Ah... the remnants of your tail. Soon you will have to have the two wee bumps on your head removed, too, or people will know....  Pilonidal cyst. My father has one and never got the surgery. He's in his seventies and still suffers from it now and then. Good luck! Don't die! Can I have your stuff? You'll be up and dancing in no time!  |
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Oban
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Ouch, so what pain killers did they prescribe for you?
Also, have to do this...
Did someone say twitch?
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Moaner
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Shitty. Hope you recover quickly Schild. Surgery sucks. I'm a nurse and cant attest to the fetish thing. |
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schild
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I'm a nurse and cant attest to the fetish thing. evil Maybe you can't. |
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Sky
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It's disgusting and unnecessary and was put there by the local mormon population. Well, that last part might be an exaggeration but you never know.
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SnakeCharmer
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I think I puked a little bit.
I really could have gone without reading this thread.
Good luck, though
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Murgos
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A guy I worked with got his back stepped on by a bull (he thought that rodeo bull riding looked like good fun). For about a year he had to go to the hospital every couple of weeks to get fluid drained from the sack (I guess?) around his spinal cord. The way he described it a pint or so of fluid would just come gushing out.
What I'm saying is, it could be worse... :-D
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Grand Design
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Since everyone else seems to be well-wishing etc., I'll put on my Dr. Phil hat and say, "Son, you need to get off of your ass more."
But seriously.. enjoy the oxycontin.
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PLEASE make sure you are on TS or TF2 voice chat when you are all hopped up on pain killers. It will be very amusing for the rest of us.
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Get a rubber donut before you play any more TF2.
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Get well soon man. Feel free to document the entire thing, as it may make a good mini-game concept.  |
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Feel free to document the entire thing, as it may make a good mini-game concept. That was pretty funny. |
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kaid
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The tail bone area is not an uncommon place to get that kind of cyst. Just very very nasty but it has to be drained so it dosn't get infected. Cysts in different areas take different times to recover. I had a nasty one on my throat that was totally disgusting but was drained and healed in a bout 2 days. But things like the tail bone ones probably take longer due to it getting irritated by sitting I would imagine and the glands down there that get backed up take some time to finish oozing out.
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Sky
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Ah, Mr BW has a good idea. Add the 'Schild's Cyst' dungeon to the f13 meatplace mmo.
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Mrbloodworth
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Ah, Mr BW has a good idea. Add the 'Schild's Cyst' dungeon to the f13 meatplace mmo.
Im willing to work on the art! I see it being done in 2d. Controlled using a wii mote like device. |
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taolurker
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This is the first sign of your transformation into Raptor Jesus. Get well soon so the apocalypse can begin.  Ah, Mr BW has a good idea. Add the 'Schild's Cyst' dungeon to the f13 meatplace mmo.
The design document for this mmo gets better all the time. lol |
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Nebu
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Hope you recover quickly.
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Sky
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Ah, Mr BW has a good idea. Add the 'Schild's Cyst' dungeon to the f13 meatplace mmo.
The design document for this mmo gets better all the time. lol I hope we can get the guy who did Bioshock's water effects for the pustulance effects. |
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Didn't someone post on here a guy who drained a cyst in his cheek that took like 8 minutes? Rather disgusting shit.
That would be me, and it was the result of a spider bite. btw, pills taste good with bourbon, honey. Listen to me on this. You can thank me later. |
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« Last Edit: September 28, 2007, 01:52:56 PM by voodoolily »
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Grublet
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I'll visit you in the hospital and maybe bring you some more black vodka.
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Soln
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Stop touching yourself. There.
Get well. Whenever you want.
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Samwise
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Speedy recovery. And remember to save some of the pills for a rainy day. I also second VDL's recommendation to have them with a bit of alcohol. It'll kill your liver, but not nearly as fast as it'll kill the pain.
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Nebu
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You guys make me cry. NEVER ever ever ever EVER take opiates/opioids with alcohol. It potentiates the respiratory supressive effects.
This has been a public service announcement.
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schild
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