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Topic: Duke Nukem Forever?!? (Read 99910 times)
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K9
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I once drew a penis using rocket explosions in Half-Life, but that was a simpler time, years ago
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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How dare you compare CCP to that. They have drinks and act casual, they don't treat it like a Justin Bieber concert and swear because it's HIP and COOL.
You just made me search him up on youtube just to figure out who the fuck he is. I hate you now and must hunt you down. |
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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You just made me search him up on youtube just to figure out who the fuck he is.
I hate you now and must hunt you down.
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Ok, that trailer was just as crass, idiotic and over the top as it should have been.
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CharlieMopps
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Ok, that trailer was just as crass, idiotic and over the top as it should have been.
awesome in other words. Seriously what the PC gaming community needs. A game focused on style, entertainment and fun instead of psychotic graphics improvements that make it impossible to play or some microtransaction system that makes the game cost $70 before it's any fun. I suppose they have plenty of time to screw it up yet... we'll see. |
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Malakili
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Ok, that trailer was just as crass, idiotic and over the top as it should have been.
awesome in other words. Seriously what the PC gaming community needs. A game focused on style, entertainment and fun instead of psychotic graphics improvements that make it impossible to play or some microtransaction system that makes the game cost $70 before it's any fun. I suppose they have plenty of time to screw it up yet... we'll see. Yeah, I'm wondering if it'll help recapture the time when I played games just to play them.  |
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Lantyssa
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"After twelve fucking years it should be." |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Shrike
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Oh yeah.
I want one of those controllers for my 360. Really want.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I'd still hit it.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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Seriously, this is one of the most hilarious, auto-ironic and just fuckin' great game trailers I have ever seen.  No need for any Blur Studios ultra polished, cinematic stuff. And yes, I'd still hit it. |
" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Ingmar
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It looks even dumber than I remember the first 3D one being.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Lakov_Sanite
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It looks even dumber than I remember the first 3D one being.
That's a selling point to me. |
~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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I'm glad someone aren't trying to be 100% politically correct. I'm tired of politically correct, I want a game I can sit and giggle at from time to time because it just goes into hilarity overdrive. In fact, the more juvenile it is, the more I want this game.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Malakili
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I'm glad someone aren't trying to be 100% politically correct. I'm tired of politically correct, I want a game I can sit and giggle at from time to time because it just goes into hilarity overdrive. In fact, the more juvenile it is, the more I want this game.
Yeah, I'm glad its just being goofy for the sake of goofy and over the top. People are going to say "Oh, this is even worse than Gears of War" et al in terms of the hyper testosterone male shooty games, but the difference is, Duke knows how kitschy he is. |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Sweet. It'll be sweeter if Postal 3 ever comes out.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sheepherder
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A game focused on style, entertainment and fun instead of psychotic graphics improvements that make it impossible to play You aren't aware why this game has been in development for 12 years, are you? |
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Malakili
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A game focused on style, entertainment and fun instead of psychotic graphics improvements that make it impossible to play You aren't aware why this game has been in development for 12 years, are you? Because 3drealms was full of people 0 self control. |
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Sheepherder
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And what did they not have any self control about? Quake II engine, Unreal engine, Unreal Tournament engine, Unreal II engine. |
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« Last Edit: January 22, 2011, 12:48:32 PM by Sheepherder »
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Sir T
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What the hell was that video, Leisure Suit Duke?  |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Malakili
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What the hell was that video, Leisure Suit Duke? How do you remember him being, cause uh, that seems pretty like I remember. |
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Ingmar
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What the hell was that video, Leisure Suit Duke? How do you remember him being, cause uh, that seems pretty like I remember.   |
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Fraeg
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Mad skills with the rod.
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The first time i have seen the word FUCKING used in a game trailer.
If you can hit a home run with a trailer, that was it.
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"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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Vision
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I feel like this game is trolling the shit out of Halo.
Which works for me.
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NiX
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I feel like this game is trolling the shit out of Halo.
Which works for me.
I don't get it. |
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Vision
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I feel like this game is trolling the shit out of Halo.
Which works for me.
I don't get it. Aliens invade earth, shit goes to hell, humanity stands on the brink, and instead of some grand space opera attempting to reconcile the human will to survive with some hero, we get Duke punching aliens in the balls. I couldn't help thinking the flying space craft looked like Covenant ships, and some of the enemies reminded me of things I killed in Halo. |
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Malakili
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I feel like this game is trolling the shit out of Halo.
Which works for me.
I don't get it. Aliens invade earth, shit goes to hell, humanity stands on the brink, and instead of some grand space opera attempting to reconcile the human will to survive with some hero, we get Duke punching aliens in the balls. I couldn't help thinking the flying space craft looked like Covenant ships, and some of the enemies reminded me of things I killed in Halo. It would be trolling Halo a lot harder if Duke wasn't doing this before anyone ever thought of Halo. |
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NiX
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It would be trolling Halo a lot harder if Duke wasn't doing this before anyone ever thought of Halo.
Thank you. 1 reply not pointing this out was too many. |
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Rendakor
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I thought we weren't posting naked links anymore?
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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KallDrexx
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I thought we weren't posting naked links anymore?
My bad, I thought mine was OK since it kind of had the description of what it was in the URL itself. |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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"You wanna touch it, don'tcha?" |
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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The vibrator, hahahahahh
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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