5 years and still going

[Der Helm]

I am pretty sure the OP is banned by now, but if not can we please keep him ? 

You are the generation that battle net has spawned upon us, the ones who actually give a shit. Congratz, indeed you all win.

That made me laugh out loud. I still have tears in my eyes.You guys got "spawned by  Battle-Net" ? Get of my motherfucking lawn youngsters.

:-D

Oh, btw I still have two pages to read. Keep it coming.

edit: Spellcheck4tw.

edit edit: Welcome to page 8 bitches.

[Lantyssa]

Why is it bad we "give a shit" about the games we play?

[pants]

So I do a google search on Grunk just to see whats out there, and I get this..

[CmdrSlack]

Awesome.

[cmlancas]

After reading up on that article, I got this. Please be warned, my bullshit meter went haywire.

http://www.dailyraider.com/index.php?id=9016

[cosapi]

I was always under the impression FFXI might be somewhat tolerable if I could control 6 characters at once with a single computer and keyboard, and have commands for them.

And if I could pay some writers from Bioware to come up with some dialog for my characters to say.

But then I figured I could just play Baldurs gate again, with completely random characters and not even be aware of what my stats and levels were the entire time. And be provided with a difficult yet fun gameplay experience.

Also, charts.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3451/coincidenceithinknotlg0.png

[Signe]

You must post it as an image because everyone will think it's a trap and ignore it!

[cmlancas]

I propose this thread be right under the Trammel thread for there is much laughter to be had in the rereading of this thread.

[cosapi]

You must post it as an image because everyone will think it's a trap and ignore it!

I didn't know if the image would stretch the topic or not.

I'm new at this.   

[Slayerik]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grunk

Highlights include:

1.     grunk     
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A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."



3.     grunk     
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1.A stain that can't be identified in one's shower or toilet.
2. A large messy fudge dragon left in a clogged john.

1. "Jesus! What's that funky green grunk around the tub drain?"

2. "Damn, I just left the nastiest grunk in your porcelain thrown."

[Montague]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grunk

Highlights include:

1.     grunk     
   10 up, 3 down    
   

A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."

Perhaps that's what led to rehab?

[Engels]

Nice try, Signe, to throw us off the trail, but I have connected the dots!

First, we have CmdrSlack's fine observation.

It *might* work if you were to eat the brain of a huffer like grunk shortly after he had huffed.

Next we have the revelation!

Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother *** and a friend, 20-year-old ****, to rob ****'s grave so that he could have sex with her corpse.
When police arrived at the gravesite, Grunke and **** were gone, though cops noticed that a hole had been dug down to the concrete vault encasing the woman's coffin, according to the complaint.

Is Signe the disinterred maiden!?!? I think so!

He is, therefore, responsible for Signe making it out of her grave to stalk the land in search of brains.

[Chimpy]

[words]

Your post was nice, it just needed the at the end to be complete.

[Righ]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

[Signe]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

[Slayerik]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

Must be an FFXI joke. Where is the great Grunk when you need em?

[rk47]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

Must be an FFXI joke. Where is the great Grunk when you need em?

lol u even changed ur avatar to aggro him.  :-D

[Abelian75]

Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother *** and a friend, 20-year-old ****, to rob ****'s grave so that he could have sex with her corpse.
When police arrived at the gravesite, Grunke and **** were gone, though cops noticed that a hole had been dug down to the concrete vault encasing the woman's coffin, according to the complaint.

Is Signe the disinterred maiden!?!? I think so!

He is, therefore, responsible for Signe making it out of her grave to stalk the land in search of brains.

It all comes full circle.  This thread is like an excellent novel.

Seriously, this may be the most enjoyable instance of human destruction I've ever witnessed.  And I've explored many, many of the tubes of this Intertron.

[Glazius]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

Hang on, hang on, I thought Finagle's Hunter Disco only worked in _even_ months.

...oh, I see now. You clever, clever bastard. You _knew_ I'd set you up with Tigole's Series of Rare Drop Tubes because the _obvious_ follow-through, that being Finagle's, wasn't going to do you any good, but from that early second move to Cross-Country Murloc you've been working the Seamless Patchwerk Train!

Teach me to pay too much attention to developing my QQ Defense Declined in the early game.

Ah well, another game, same time next week?

[Tale]

I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

Whose line is it anyway?

[Slayerik]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

Must be an FFXI joke. Where is the great Grunk when you need em?

lol u even changed ur avatar to aggro him.  :-D

I don't care how hardcore you are, you can't fuck with a WOOLLY RHINO.

[voodoolily]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

[Bunk]

Should we return to foot references instead? I totally missed the start of the zombie thing anyways. I think Grunk had distracted me.

[Righ]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

Hang on, hang on, I thought Finagle's Hunter Disco only worked in _even_ months.

...oh, I see now. You clever, clever bastard. You _knew_ I'd set you up with Tigole's Series of Rare Drop Tubes because the _obvious_ follow-through, that being Finagle's, wasn't going to do you any good, but from that early second move to Cross-Country Murloc you've been working the Seamless Patchwerk Train!

Teach me to pay too much attention to developing my QQ Defense Declined in the early game.

Ah well, another game, same time next week?

Yes. And certainly. Provided we can find somebody to Grunk for us.

[Engels]

smelling of heliotrope.

Is that roflcopter gas?

[Signe]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

[Endie]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

Hang on, hang on, I thought Finagle's Hunter Disco only worked in _even_ months.

...oh, I see now. You clever, clever bastard. You _knew_ I'd set you up with Tigole's Series of Rare Drop Tubes because the _obvious_ follow-through, that being Finagle's, wasn't going to do you any good, but from that early second move to Cross-Country Murloc you've been working the Seamless Patchwerk Train!

Teach me to pay too much attention to developing my QQ Defense Declined in the early game.

Ah well, another game, same time next week?

You're missing the real subtlety of his move: because he'd crossed your Deeprun Tram [Stormwind] he held you in Samophlange for most of the second round.  That means he pretty much had the liberty of circling to Dizzywig at any point he wished.  All very impressive, but not original: Lafferty used the same Barrens Defence in the '05 East Grinstead eliminating rounds.

Lesson learned, I suppose: remember he's very, very vulnerable to a straight move to Boltbucket as soon as you're in poon.  Play aggressively for that and you'll probably end up with all four terminals.

gg next map

[Drifting DarkAngel]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

Hang on, hang on, I thought Finagle's Hunter Disco only worked in _even_ months.

...oh, I see now. You clever, clever bastard. You _knew_ I'd set you up with Tigole's Series of Rare Drop Tubes because the _obvious_ follow-through, that being Finagle's, wasn't going to do you any good, but from that early second move to Cross-Country Murloc you've been working the Seamless Patchwerk Train!

Teach me to pay too much attention to developing my QQ Defense Declined in the early game.

Ah well, another game, same time next week?

You're missing the real subtlety of his move: because he'd crossed your Deeprun Tram [Stormwind] he held you in Samophlange for most of the second round.  That means he pretty much had the liberty of circling to Dizzywig at any point he wished.  All very impressive, but not original: Lafferty used the same Barrens Defence in the '05 East Grinstead eliminating rounds.

Lesson learned, I suppose: remember he's very, very vulnerable to a straight move to Boltbucket as soon as you're in poon.  Play aggressively for that and you'll probably end up with all four terminals.

gg next map

to sortof quote Lewis Black... this entire series of posts made my brain come to a screeching halt.

[Johny Cee]

Mornington Crescent!

(I solo'd to here by killing pets)

Hang on, hang on, I thought Finagle's Hunter Disco only worked in _even_ months.

...oh, I see now. You clever, clever bastard. You _knew_ I'd set you up with Tigole's Series of Rare Drop Tubes because the _obvious_ follow-through, that being Finagle's, wasn't going to do you any good, but from that early second move to Cross-Country Murloc you've been working the Seamless Patchwerk Train!

Teach me to pay too much attention to developing my QQ Defense Declined in the early game.

Ah well, another game, same time next week?

You're missing the real subtlety of his move: because he'd crossed your Deeprun Tram [Stormwind] he held you in Samophlange for most of the second round.  That means he pretty much had the liberty of circling to Dizzywig at any point he wished.  All very impressive, but not original: Lafferty used the same Barrens Defence in the '05 East Grinstead eliminating rounds.

Lesson learned, I suppose: remember he's very, very vulnerable to a straight move to Boltbucket as soon as you're in poon.  Play aggressively for that and you'll probably end up with all four terminals.

gg next map

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream.  I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been

[Chimpy]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

Or maybe you are a zombie too and are trying to trickses uss!

 

[Sky]

I would like to take this opportunity to declare that Signe is a lovely girl and not a zombie. Plus, the joke is so two weeks ago. I demand, on her behalf, that the zombie jokes cease and desist and that we hereafter only joke about her as a lovely fairy princess all aglitter and smelling of heliotrope.

NOT GREEN TEXT!!

CODE RED CODE RED

VL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
I REPEAT VL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

GO TO PLAN ROMERO STAT

[CmdrSlack]

Well, duh, since everything from 1950s sci-fi/horror is true, we have to operate under the assumption that VL is a voodoo zombie mistress or whatever. (Cause, you know voodoo == zombies.)

Clearly, she's just trying to cover up her nefarious plans in the hopes that we don't notice the zombie-heliotrope smell.

[NiX]

I can't begin to understand why my perforated cantaloupe won't cease its whimsical dance of flagrant ingenuity. This is a beast of an aggregate fruit that only Ulysses S. Grant could control with temporal ablution.


Edit: Image added for effect.

[Engels]

Well, duh, since everything from 1950s sci-fi/horror is true, we have to operate under the assumption that VL is a voodoo zombie mistress or whatever. (Cause, you know voodoo == zombies.)

Clearly, she's just trying to cover up her nefarious plans in the hopes that we don't notice the zombie-heliotrope smell.

Heliotropism is the diurnal motion of plant parts (flowers or leaves) in response to the direction of the sun.

So not a zombie. A vehhhhhmpire.

[Montague]