5 years and still going

[Nevermore]

My gf is really hot and she totally digs me. Her only problem is that every so often she kicks me as hard as she can in the ballsack with stiletto heels for no reason. If only she wouldn't do that our relationship would be perfect.

I suppose it could be worse, she could be stomping on them.

Some people pay for that, you know.

[Chimpy]

My gf is really hot and she totally digs me. Her only problem is that every so often she kicks me as hard as she can in the ballsack with stiletto heels for no reason. If only she wouldn't do that our relationship would be perfect.

I suppose it could be worse, she could be stomping on them.

Some people pay for that, you know.

I am sure everyone's pal grunk probably does.

[Amaron]

That said they are FINALLY adding official windowed mode to the game.

Hot damn!  Will they be adding the ability to click on things with a mouse soon?  Like menus or something?  Or did they already add that feature?  Since I'm a WoW feg I can only play games where the avatar can be controlled via stabbing buttons randomly with my penis and thus this is a must have feature for me.

[schild]

My gf is really hot and she totally digs me. Her only problem is that every so often she kicks me as hard as she can in the ballsack with stiletto heels for no reason. If only she wouldn't do that our relationship would be perfect.

I suppose it could be worse, she could be stomping on them.

Some people pay for that, you know.

I am sure everyone's pal grunk probably does.

Oh shit, that was you in those videos Montague? Sorry man. We laughed at you back in 1997.

[Yoru]

At least he wasn't in ep_sample or anything of that sort.

[Falconeer]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

[Slayerik]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

[rk47]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

Shit. Now you've said that, I suddenly feel happier Geldon is back, at least in spirit. Or something like that.

[Trippy]

He's not really Geldon in spirit, though. Geldon didn't go around saying "Emo much?" all the time.

[CmdrSlack]

And he wouldn't have pimped FFXI as the ubar in gaming either.

[rk47]

And he wouldn't have pimped FFXI as the ubar in gaming either.

Different game Same motivation :)
Some hilarity.
Epic. 

[Hutch]

And he wouldn't have pimped FFXI as the ubar in gaming either.

He would have if it hadn't hit retail yet.

[Velorath]

Patiently awaiting grunks final post of "i told u i was hardcore", shortly before his huffing and 32 hour marathon FFXI session induced death.

[Oban]

If he can make it from level 64 to 65 in 32 hours, I will be duly impressed. 

[jpark]

I was going to play WoW for an hour before going to bed - but instead I read this thread 

[Falconeer]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

I don't want you to forget. I love scars.

[Kitsune]

My problem with FF11 hinged heavily on its shit-tastic UI; it was painfully obvious that they'd cut 'n pasted the console control scheme and not bothered with even a moment's thought about how to take advantage of a keyboard and mouse.  I liked the job system (though I'd like it better if they just used materia, or FF6's hybrid scheme where a class's core mechanics were set but the magic they could cast was based on equipping materia).  I liked the setting okay (though I'd like it better if it was Ivalice, or FF7's Gaia).  Really, FF11 fell either into 'Eh, that's okay I guess' or 'Holy shit, what made them think this possibly wouldn't suck?'  The only things from FF11 that got unreserved approval from me were the Mithras.  (And even then, the Viera were much better as the token Japanese animal chicks.)

[Ironwood]

I'd just like to take a moment, entirely venom and sarcasm free, to point out how much Hrose's English has actually improved.

That's all.

[schild]

I'd just like to take a moment, entirely venom and sarcasm free, to point out how much Hrose's English has actually improved.

That's all.

Yep, his improved english makes knowing when he's emotional really easy. The moment he gets really into something instead of just repeating the same MMORPG shit over and over, he forgets to conjugate. It's even funnier now.

[Azazel]

Nah EQ was my first.

I meant your OTHER cherry.

 


Also, this thread is the greatest thing I've read today. Well worth the 20 minutes of my time for the laughter and the tears, the emotional rollercoaster.

That's because he's a BanEater. He goes around to any website he hasn't been to, and acts his age until he gets banned. Surely he's always shocked when it happens. Either that or he goes to whatever website isn't blocked by the firewall at the halfway house.

Watch out, here he comes.. watch out boy, he'll chew you up. Whoh-ah here he comes..

[WindupAtheist]

I am a motherfucking dope fiend, RAWR!

Here's the thing, champ.  I'm not going to try and convince you that getting your dick hit with a hammer isn't fun.  It's clear that you think it is, that's your damage, whatever.  But the thing you need to understand is that all that grindy stupid "magic" you loved so much?  That's over, and it's never coming back.  (Except in Korea, I guess.)  The "WoW newbs" and their "easy-mode gameplay" have won, totally and triumphantly.

You need to quit pissing and moaning and just fucking kill yourself already.  I don't imagine they give you razors or anything to hang yourself with in the rehab clinic, so just find a convenient wall and headbutt it until you die.  Because you can scream and shit yourself while we laugh at you, but if we really had any part in killing off the bullshit you're so fond of, then we're glad of it.

You make me happy for having played WoW, even though I didn't like it enough to stick with it.

[Vanifae]

grunk you are my hero 

[Bunk]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

So Slayerk, tell me, how do you feel about the way they handled PVP in UO?

[Morat20]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

So Slayerk, tell me, how do you feel about the way they handled PVP in UO?

You could have at least posted a chart.

[bhodi]

Here's the thing, champ.  I'm not going to try and convince you that getting your dick hit with a hammer isn't fun.  It's clear that you think it is, that's your damage, whatever.  But the thing you need to understand is that all that grindy stupid "magic" you loved so much?  That's over, and it's never coming back.  (Except in Korea, I guess.)  The "WoW newbs" and their "easy-mode gameplay" have won, totally and triumphantly.

Nah, he can always go over and run through all those Korean games coming out.

[Megrim]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

So Slayerk, tell me, how do you feel about the way they handled PVP in UO?

Ahaha, that made me laugh out loud.

[Slayerik]

I miss myself and geldon talking Vanguard up. We also won the tag-team belt of forum polluting on that one.
Wondeur (!) where was grunk. We could have gotten a second season deal with the help of his entertaining talent.

Falc, if you didn't bring it up every 5 days we might forget about it. Not a chance in hell.

So Slayerk, tell me, how do you feel about the way they handled PVP in UO?

Hey, I at least pretend like you guys might forget my rabid old school UO lust. Actually, no I don't. I wear it like a fuckin' badge. Bronzed, stickied Den Thread and all. It's all part of my legacy.

[HaemishM]

Grunk wears a badge too. A big shiny plastic one pinned to his diaper that says "BESTEST MITHRA HUMPER EVAR!"

[voodoolily]

No, it says "PATIENT".

[HaemishM]

It's not like he can read it through liquid paper fumes anyway.

[CmdrSlack]

Everyone knows that a serious huffer uses wood pledge and/or paint.

Liquid paper is soooooooo 1983.

[Signe]

Wood Pledge?  I can get high dusting my coffee table?  Really?

[CmdrSlack]

Based on what our can of wood pledge says on it about not huffing the contents, I'm guessing that you can, yes.

Really, it's not hardc0re huffin9 until you smoke cigarettes while huffing gas.  Then you're hardc0re AND punk as fuck.

ETA -- Actually, it probably won't work for you because I don't think zombies can get high via huffing. It *might* work if you were to eat the brain of a huffer like grunk shortly after he had huffed.

[Slayerik]

Grunk wears a badge too. A big shiny plastic one pinned to his diaper that says "BESTEST MITHRA HUMPER EVAR!"

Praise be Grunk.

[SurfD]

It *might* work if you were to eat the brain of a huffer like grunk shortly after he had huffed.

Does Not Compute...Does Not Compute...