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schild
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As I get press releases, I'm just gonna post info here, feel free to talk about whatever in the thread. XB360Ace Combat 6 Demo on XBL Blue Dragon Demo on XBL (thx Velorath) - AtlusAtlus announces 2 rhythm games, a ds sequel and a Wii game. - EpicUnreal 3 on the PS3 offers Mouse/Keyboard Support. Or so the rumors say right now. - NintendoSo, Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom, have used their most famous designer - Shigeru Miyamoto - to make a fucking fitness game. They showed a wheel for mario kart and a gun for other shit. I don't even have words. Wii Fit. You bastards. Mario has some kind of bee costume or some shit. - Playstation 3/SonyNew PSP. Slim. Faster. Stronger. Better. Probably not hackable for a while. Video out. MGS4 worldwide simultaneous release. Exclusive. More Little Big Planet shit.
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2007, 01:00:15 PM by schild »
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schild
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Ok. The Microsoft E3 press conference was the worst bucket of shit ever. NEXT.
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Velorath
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Blue Dragon demo now available on live.
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Wolf
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So is this the E3 where Lum's MMO is finally announced? :)
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Ok. The Microsoft E3 press conference was the worst bucket of shit ever. NEXT.
There was some cool shit announced among all the corporate handjobbing, however.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Such as? For those of use that cannot be assed to look ourselves.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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btw, this was my response to RE5, gif stolen from neogaf. So accurate though.
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schild
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I just want to say, that at this moment, Nintendo AND Microsoft can suck my balls.
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WayAbvPar
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Such as? For those of use that cannot be assed to look ourselves.
I missed the Rock Band demo, but the Assassin's Creed demo made me wee nipples hard. Also mentioned that Gears of War is coming the the PC, and there were lots of other games coming soon that looked good. It was enough that I had dreams about video games all night.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sairon
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"Gaming & dumbed down shit for everyone" tm Nintendo
Actually, they might be capable of widening the audience, I can certainly see Wii Fit becoming popular. However, where's the games with depth larger than your average week long solo indie project? From the part I watched of the presentation the only game I saw seemed to be metroid.
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Yegolev
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More minigames for my Wii. RedSteel is indeed looking like a good purchase. This is fine since it just adds more fuel to the ADHD-fire that is compelling me to make my own game. It's going to be a card game that would garner an AO rating based simply on language, possibly titled The Aristocards. Take that, Nintendo.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Nintendo somehow made a less interesting conference than Microsoft. I've really never been so displeased with the useless spending of money as I am right now. All of their press is just So.... so.... inefficient and out of touch.
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NiX
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This is going to be a horrible E3. Sony could show a flash of colours and cause everyone in the audience to have a seizure and the press/fanboys will eat it up and claim Sony had the best press conference. Boo-urns to E3 sucking this year.
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Yegolev
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Nintendo somehow made a less interesting conference than Microsoft.
You didn't like that Wii Zapper?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Nintendo somehow made a less interesting conference than Microsoft.
You didn't like that Wii Zapper? Paled in the face of the new Guncon.
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Yegolev
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2007, 12:13:23 PM by Yegolev »
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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voodoolily
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Mario has some kind of bee costume or some shit.
haha.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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but the Assassin's Creed demo made me wee nipples hard.
Sorry, I meant to add this too, but WAP beat me to the punch.
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schild
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sigil
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Nintendo somehow made a less interesting conference than Microsoft.
You didn't like that Wii Zapper? Paled in the face of the new Guncon. So This: paled in the face of this: Is that correct? I am interested to hear exactly why. I'm not doubting you, Iit's just that the guncon 3 looks awkward.
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2007, 12:28:47 PM by sigil »
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Yegolev
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They both look awkward, and I'm having Captain Power flashbacks.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Rasix
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Gotta love the nervous laugh in that Assassin's Creed demo when the dead guard is floating in the air.
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-Rasix
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Yegolev
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New PSP is mildly interesting due to video-out ability.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sairon
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Sonys press conference wasn't really super either, not much new in terms of software.
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Yoru
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I just heard through the grapevine that Sony and NCSoft are teaming up to bring NCSoft's stuff to PS3 and PSP.
Take that as you will.
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Miasma
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I thought light guns didn't work on HDTVs?
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sigil
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They both look awkward, and I'm having Captain Power flashbacks.
Guns are made with symmetrical for a reason. Isometric gripping of that guncon is going to result in a skewed aim depending on left hand strength. Also it's a big fuck you to lefties. Schild hates them for reasons I completely understand (even sympathise with) but Nintendo won, hands down. Wii Fit will make money hats the likes of which even God has never seen. I hope they design that thing for true American Fattys, though. You just know some guy weighing four bills is going to try to use that thing. That in and of itself is comedy gold.
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schild
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I just heard through the grapevine that Sony and NCSoft are teaming up to bring NCSoft's stuff to PS3 and PSP.
Take that as you will.
That wasn't "the grapevine." That was a giant slide at the press event. Schild hates them for reasons I completely understand (even sympathise with) but Nintendo won, hands down.
Wii Fit will make money hats the likes of which even God has never seen.
I hope they design that thing for true American Fattys, though. You just know some guy weighing four bills is going to try to use that thing. That in and of itself is comedy gold.
Nintendo doesn't even belong at gaming shows anymore. Their planning division and Retro Studios might, but Wii fit isn't a motherfucking game. it's a Jane Fonda workout video. Nintendo didn't win anything in gaming as far as I'm concerned.
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Sauced
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Thought Infamous looked interesting, at least. And the Escher-lookin puzzle game, too.
I can not believe I just watched sony executives grilling virtual burgers in their sweet fake apartment. I also can't believe they will let you send a picture from your cell phone to your Home account to hang on your wall - what could possibly go wrong?
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Yoru
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I just heard through the grapevine that Sony and NCSoft are teaming up to bring NCSoft's stuff to PS3 and PSP.
Take that as you will.
That wasn't "the grapevine." That was a giant slide at the press event. Okay well, I was informed of it via word-of-IM from a fellow member of The Press. Grapevine.
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schild
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The PSP Slim & Lite features a video-out port and new streamlined dimensions - it’s 33 percent lighter and 19 percent slimmer than the original version, is approx 189g in weight (weight of current model is approx.280g) and approx 18.6mm in thickness (thickness of current model is approx.23.0 mm). It will come in three main colours - “Piano Black”, “Ceramic White” and “Ice Silver”, plus three ‘pearlised light’ colors - “Felicia Blue”, “Lavender Purple” and “Rose Pink” - in what’s being called the “Blume series”. Colors!
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Miasma
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So then, I guess the real reason they toned down E3 this year was because they had nothing worth announcing? I mean is there anything exciting in there that hadn't been announced years ago?
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sigil
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So then, I guess the real reason they toned down E3 this year was because they had nothing worth announcing? I mean is there anything exciting in there that hadn't been announced years ago?
We've had E3's with less info, but there were fewer tits hanging around this one for fanbois to oogle. Also, fewer fanbois.
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Nonentity
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...Felicia Blue?
I liked the Rock Band announcements at the EA presser.
They got Metallica (hopefully old stuff), and they'll have entire albums as DLC. Weekly.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge. [20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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