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voodoolily
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on: June 20, 2007, 01:21:55 PM

Now wish him well, dammit!


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Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 01:47:20 PM

Is that the new London Olympics logo in bacon?

Anyway, happy anniversary of your uteral exit, Sauced.
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Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 01:54:31 PM

Is that the new London Olympics logo in bacon?

No, that's an embolism on a dinner plate. (See Burger King thread.)

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Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 01:56:40 PM

Feliz Birthday

Enjoy the donut of doom.

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Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 02:01:20 PM

Goddamn I want that donut. I thought I was starting this thread btw.

Happy 63rd, Sauced!
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Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 02:10:07 PM

Thanks!

The doughnut, of course, was fucking awesome, but I think I might have diabetes and need a double bypass.
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Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 02:12:45 PM

Conratulations on nearing your eternal rest.

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Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 02:18:08 PM

Goddamn I want that donut. I thought I was starting this thread btw.

Happy 63rd, Sauced!

I couldn't wait.

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Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 02:45:30 PM


When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 02:52:19 PM

Damnit, someone else made the 'almost dead' joke.

Well, hope you get some then, since nobody else offered that one up.  :-D

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Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 02:53:14 PM

Happy Birthday, hippie!

You must be a hippie, living in the great Northwest right? Smoke a bowl and Cheeto yourself into a coma.

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Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 02:53:33 PM

Damnit, someone else made the 'almost dead' joke.

Well, hope you get some then, since nobody else offered that one up.  :-D

He is married. Not gonna happen!  evil

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Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 02:55:43 PM

You must be a hipster, living in the great Northwest right? Eat lots of duck confit and drink 18 year old Scotch yourself into a coma.

FIFY.

He is married.

I thought I at least got a year out of it.
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Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 02:57:39 PM

Sorry- I couldn't tell you until you had sealed the deal. It is kind of like the people with kids trying to trick everyone into having them so they will be as miserable as the other parents  evil

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Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 02:59:17 PM

He is married.

I thought I at least got a year out of it.

If you lived together for any time before marriage, that takes time off your "get some" counter.

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Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 03:01:20 PM

Well, shit.  Guess I'll go ahead and eat the last maple bacon doughnut then.
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Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 03:07:43 PM

NO.

PUT IN FEDEX BOX.

MAIL TO SCHILD.

PROFIT*

*maybe

Will that place ship long distance? ^_^
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Reply #17 on: June 20, 2007, 03:09:02 PM

Once again, I'm so very sad for you people.   I'll send you all some roofies and a tube of KY for your birthdays next year.

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Reply #18 on: June 20, 2007, 03:10:20 PM

Happy B-Day Sauced, before the thread gets weird.

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Reply #19 on: June 20, 2007, 03:25:49 PM

I'm here to remind you that there's always someone younger around...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Reply #20 on: June 20, 2007, 03:31:15 PM

Happy B-Day Sauced, before the thread gets weird.

Little late for that.

Happy Date of Birth, Sauced. The AARP will be in touch soon.
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Reply #21 on: June 20, 2007, 03:47:20 PM

Happy birthday!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #22 on: June 20, 2007, 03:59:51 PM

NO.

PUT IN FEDEX BOX.

MAIL TO SCHILD.

PROFIT*

*maybe

Will that place ship long distance? ^_^

You know, you can just stick some bacon on a regular maple bar and I bet it'd be just as good.

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Reply #23 on: June 20, 2007, 04:01:00 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  PARTY TIME! 


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Reply #24 on: June 20, 2007, 06:12:48 PM

Congrats!

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Reply #25 on: June 20, 2007, 06:31:04 PM

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Reply #26 on: June 20, 2007, 08:05:24 PM

Happy birthday

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Reply #27 on: June 21, 2007, 06:19:55 AM

Wow, that was a cheery thing to say Hal.

Happy B'Day Sauced.

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Reply #28 on: June 21, 2007, 09:16:12 AM

Thanks again, everyone.  Was a great day, and I seem to have survived the day of feasting relatively intact.
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Reply #29 on: June 21, 2007, 02:12:11 PM

Happy B-Day fellow Juneinite.

Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?

Not to derail too much, but I think I'll be having Carrot-Cheesecake myself.
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Reply #30 on: June 21, 2007, 03:40:35 PM

I think I'll be having Carrot-Cheesecake myself.
Here you go.

Probably NSFW...
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Reply #31 on: June 21, 2007, 04:30:57 PM

Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?
I have several on the way!  They start in seven or eight months.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #32 on: June 21, 2007, 04:41:09 PM

Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?
I have several on the way!  They start in seven or eight months.

This is no joke. I know a girl who literally celebrates her "birthday weekend" every weekend in October and November.

She used to get "I didn't know it was your birthday, happy birthday!" posts on a local chicago music scene board I plunked around on every couple of days for a month and a half. I finally asked my roomate about it one time (as he was messing around with her at that point) and he was like: "Oh, she is just nuts, her actual birthday is not for like 2 more weeks. She just likes the attention."


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Reply #33 on: June 21, 2007, 06:06:21 PM

Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?

All I can remember is my wife's, and that's mostly because it is July 4th.  No idea what to get her.  The boy and I are January 5.

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Reply #34 on: June 21, 2007, 07:14:48 PM

When I used to have birthdays, mine was in July, too.

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