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Reply #1365 on: July 14, 2009, 09:23:26 PM

This post contains no topless photographs of Anna Friel.
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Reply #1366 on: July 15, 2009, 04:57:31 AM

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Reply #1367 on: July 15, 2009, 06:25:58 PM

This post contains no topless photos of Anna Friel from Vogue.

It does have the one from Vanity Fair, though.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?


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Reply #1368 on: July 15, 2009, 10:20:03 PM

She was topless in Weeds and was getting a lot of internet flak about her huge nipples.  Here she only showed part of her backside. 

Except for the topless photo she took as part of the set.

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Tried to see the picture. Site was all kinds of fucked up with text over layed on top of other text and most of the links not working. Not sure what is going on there. But link no workie. On 3 different computers.

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Reply #1369 on: July 15, 2009, 10:22:13 PM

Try a different browser (e.g. it doesn't work in Firefox for me but it does in Chrome).
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Reply #1370 on: July 17, 2009, 02:22:50 PM


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Reply #1371 on: July 17, 2009, 05:51:11 PM

It's like they have asses for tits.

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Reply #1372 on: July 17, 2009, 10:25:34 PM

It's like they have asses for tits.

Biologically, it's why men like breasts...they remind us of rumps.

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Reply #1373 on: July 18, 2009, 04:13:57 AM

Biologically, it's why men like breasts...they remind us of rumps.

Source?   I just remember the waist-hip-ratio, nothing about rumps that produce milk.

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Reply #1374 on: July 18, 2009, 08:52:39 AM

Mmmm....ass nipples.
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Reply #1375 on: July 18, 2009, 09:25:21 AM

LET'S NOT FUCK THIS UP, GENTLEMEN.

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Reply #1376 on: July 18, 2009, 10:23:47 PM

I never realised that Maxim showed uncovered breasts.


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Reply #1377 on: July 18, 2009, 11:50:19 PM

In other countries they do.
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Reply #1378 on: July 19, 2009, 03:44:18 PM

America is a stupid fucking country. So many women that were in Maxim that I would have loved to have seen topless.

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Reply #1379 on: July 19, 2009, 03:55:19 PM

Quick question for UK f13'ers: Is the Daily Mail newspaper one of those ones that has page 3 girls and all of that? It definately looks like a tabloid (Red Top?) from their web page.

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Reply #1380 on: July 19, 2009, 04:07:50 PM

Quick question for UK f13'ers: Is the Daily Mail newspaper one of those ones that has page 3 girls and all of that? It definately looks like a tabloid (Red Top?) from their web page.
More of a traditional newspaper, although it is technically a tabloid and has a lot of gossip content, the sex appeal is all figleafed as "public interest" pieces, "Look at that smut!  We're going to put up 5 pages of it so you really understand how awful it is."  No direct equivalent of the Page 3 Girls (although they love to dig up scandals involving actual Page 3 Girls, apparently because it gives them an excuse to run the photos that made them famous).

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Reply #1381 on: July 19, 2009, 05:15:21 PM

Quick question for UK f13'ers: Is the Daily Mail newspaper one of those ones that has page 3 girls and all of that? It definately looks like a tabloid (Red Top?) from their web page.

Daily Fail is the Fox News of newspapers; with more moral outrage and less Glenn Beck.

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Reply #1382 on: July 20, 2009, 01:32:59 AM

Ok thanks. I saw something on TV (Braniac! Science Abuse) with "Cheeky Girls" and had to look up WTF a "cheeky girl" was, and the dailymail.online was being all outraged about the photos of them in some skimpy outfit it had to print in order to get my moral outrage going.

So I naturally had to wonder if they also had page 3 girls to complete their hypocitical oath.
Here you go.

Click for NEWSMORALOUTRAGEANDHAVEAGOODPERVWHILEPRETENDINGTOBEOUTRAGEDPHWOARLOOKATHERNORGS


Is it just me, or do they look like Russian Porn Stars?
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Reply #1383 on: July 20, 2009, 04:31:26 AM

The Cheeky Girls are a dire pop-duo out of Romania (I think). They were managed by their mother and managed to get a couple of top-10 hits with some really dire europop music. Oddly enough, one of them is now dating a Liberal Democrat member of parliament. Russian porn stars isn't a bad guess.

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Reply #1384 on: July 20, 2009, 05:06:31 AM

Thanks for the link  swamp poop That was fucking dire. Some of the worst Eurotrash I've ever seen. They make the Vengaboys less bad by comparison.

I eventually found them on Wiki. I thought it might have been something like "Essex Girls" (Not sure what they are either, and too lazy to look it up).

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Reply #1385 on: July 20, 2009, 09:15:16 AM

I eventually found them on Wiki. I thought it might have been something like "Essex Girls" (Not sure what they are either, and too lazy to look it up).

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Reply #1386 on: July 20, 2009, 09:30:49 AM

Thanks for the link  swamp poop That was fucking dire.

Oy, agree. That was some awful fucking shit.

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Reply #1387 on: July 20, 2009, 04:46:39 PM

MAKE IT STOP MAKEITSTOP !!111!!11ONE  ACK!

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Reply #1388 on: July 20, 2009, 05:11:35 PM

WTF?  So apparently, Dire Pop is techno-pop, but with no actual music that isn't coming out of a Casio "My First Keyboard" and lyrics that make you want to claw out your sensing organs with rusty sporks?  Seriously, kill that with fire.

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Reply #1389 on: July 20, 2009, 06:10:08 PM

For some reason I took "dire" to mean "it is shitty", not an actual genre-defining thing.

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Reply #1390 on: July 21, 2009, 02:04:22 AM

For some reason I took "dire" to mean "it is shitty", not an actual genre-defining thing.

This

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Reply #1391 on: July 21, 2009, 06:10:56 AM

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Reply #1392 on: July 21, 2009, 10:44:57 AM

Is that by Terry Richardson?

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Reply #1393 on: July 21, 2009, 11:19:45 AM

Yes

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Reply #1394 on: July 22, 2009, 01:36:14 AM

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Reply #1395 on: July 22, 2009, 02:04:00 AM


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Reply #1396 on: July 22, 2009, 02:06:10 AM

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Reply #1397 on: July 22, 2009, 02:21:40 AM

Strangely yes.

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Reply #1398 on: July 22, 2009, 10:24:11 AM

The huge collar makes it a little odd, but it works.

(Maybe it's also because she's the first person posted in a while I've thought cute...)

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Reply #1399 on: July 22, 2009, 11:01:16 AM

The pose, the collar, the way her pants are suggestively opened, the look in her eye as she waits for her master to open the door.

Excellent composition.

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