APB: Finally, I Can Be A PUNK!

[Lantyssa]

We should reenact Car 54 Where Are You?

[Sky]

I call Barney Fife.

[FatuousTwat]

Matlock!

[UnSub]

Jimmy Smits!

Or the mountie guy from "Due South'!

[Kageru]

No motorcycles.

That would be a shame if true... motorcycles would be fun.

[TripleDES]

Jessica Fletcher (Angela Lansbury) from Murder, She Wrote!

[UnSub]

I think your earlier comment of doing Police Academy was awesome, btw. Can you imagine being pwned by them? To feel the bitter sting of not only being defeated, but to a squad led by Steven Guttenberg? To have to wait for the respawn while being genially teabagged by Captain Lassard? And if Police Academy get beaten, it is expected because they are Police Academy. Indeed, it is a genius idea.

[TripleDES]

Remains to be seen how much variation their character editor allows in facial features and hair styles. I pretty much doubt that something like Zed from Police Academy 2 would be doable.

[Sky]

If we do go with Police Acadamy, I want to be Commandant Lassard, very very much.

Apparently we'll be the cops whichever way we roll it...

If we go villians...I call Al Leong.

[LK]

I feel better playing both sides when they aren't copy-cats of each other (Alliance / Horde anyone?).

[TripleDES]

Power Rangers!

Or girl scouts!

[NiX]

Oh man, Power Rangers would be awesome.

[Xuri]

I'm going to play a cop who's actually from the future and wakes up in current day (ingame) after being knocked unconscious/into a combo coma (Edit: combo? wtf) due to being run over by a bicycle-taxi when crossing the street. In the future.

[Triforcer]

I'm going to play an overworked lieutenant.  The mayor is always on my ass.  My cops get results, but they don't understand that there are rules and procedures that must be followed.  My best man, McGournigal, is on thin ice- one more screwup and he's history.  Tomorrow, I'm sending him in alone to infiltrate a warehouse where they make guns that shoot down helicopters, then if he calls for backup I'll send in his partner, who is a day from retirement, in a helicopter. 

[IainC]

I'm going to play a cop who was framed for a murder he didn't commit by some corrupt cops in his department and who was subsequently forced to live on the run. Despite having to hide from his former colleagues however, he's going to keep riding his custom motorcycle, hang out at all the places he frequented when he was still a cop and keep in touch with all his old cop contacts so that he can continue to solve crimes and help the innocent.

He will also look a bit like Fabio.

[Azazel]

Sam? Can you heer me Sam?

I love getting my English co-workers to say that for me.

 

[tmp]

I'm going to play a county lifeguard who fights crime by night...

[Murgos]

I'm going to play a cop who is setup and killed when he 'accidentally' stumbles into the middle of a heist.  Who then awakens some time later with a new face to find out he has been recruited by a secret police force, the last line of defense for democracy, where he is taught ancient martial arts secrets which he then uses to defeat criminals who believe themselves beyond the law or possibly given a super advanced intelligent car which aids him in defeating criminals who believe themselves beyond the law.

[UnSub]

I'm going to play an ordinary citizen, pushed to the edge by a system that doesn't care for the little guy and street punks with no respect for authority. His calls to the police ignored, he was going to stay out of it until he found that the street gangs had addicted his daughter to cough drops and got his son involved in an illegal taking-books-from-the-library-without-a-card racket. Calling on all his training as a Boy Scout leader, he's taking the law into his own hands and will make those criminals pay. With their lives.

[tazelbain]

For an expansion: add Bountry Hunters to the Law side and Mafia to the Criminal side.

[Lantyssa]

I'm going to retire because the cops are all worse than the punks.

[ashrik]

And you guys were worrying who would ever play the cops in a game like this

[LK]

I'm going to play an ordinary citizen, pushed to the edge by a system that doesn't care for the little guy and street punks with no respect for authority. His calls to the police ignored, he was going to stay out of it until he found that the street gangs had addicted his daughter to cough drops and got his son involved in an illegal taking-books-from-the-library-without-a-card racket. Calling on all his training as a Boy Scout leader, he's taking the law into his own hands and will make those criminals pay. With their lives.

So a parody version of the original Saint's Row. It'd work. :)

[NiX]

I've got it:

Jake and the Fatman.

[SnakeCharmer]

No no no...

Starsky and Hutch

[Stormwaltz]

Bonkers D. Bobcat.

[MythicJason]

Friend suggested we could go with the Barney Miller crew. Though he pointed out we never really knew just how good of cops they were, and who amongst our group would play Fish?

[Murgos]

Oh, I would totally be Fish.  Abe Vigoda ruled!

[Severian]

Abe Vigoda ruled!

He's old hat for MMOs, I've seen him in South Qeynos.

[Hawkbit]

LOL  I thought of Barney Miller too, but didn't mention it because I figured everyone here is too young to remember it. 

[Mandrel]

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team."

[Sky]

Apparently the government never figured out the whole iconic van thing.

Also, that intro doesn't age well. 

[IainC]

Yeah it was changed in later series to 'Ten years ago....'

[Murgos]

Two words: Cop 'stache.

If there is a decent cop stache implementation you can pretty much guarantee that the forces of Law and Order will never be under-represented. Throw in mirrored shades and the forces of evil and villainy won't know what hit them.

[Sky]

I figure schild has dibs on the ginger with sunglasses.