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Hutch
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on: April 04, 2007, 11:17:37 AM

And here I thought "Elrondrizzt" would cover it  Rimshot

Warcry article.

LotRO enthusiast discovers Silmarillion appendix

I anticipate a great gnashing of teeth as retail-playing Tolkein nerds discover the truth about MMOGs.

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Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 11:32:01 AM

They left off prefix Driz = munchkin wet dream and suffix z't- insufferable douchbag.

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Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 11:42:42 AM

Yelling "Looking for Group" got enough panties in a wad during beta... I can only imagine what some of the names will do. 

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Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 12:30:09 PM

I am waiting for a screenshot of the hobbit Stonecold Steveaustin or some other WWE tag.

I have never played WoW.
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Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 12:32:01 PM

Yelling "Looking for Group" got enough panties in a wad during beta... I can only imagine what some of the names will do. 
Damm it, I knew I should have played more in the beta.

Pre-order, here I come.

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Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 12:35:30 PM

I anticipate a great gnashing of teeth as retail-playing Tolkein nerds discover the truth about MMOGs.

Its already happening.

This weeks forum drama led to the discovery that Turbine would not disallow non-lore names, that the policy only covered the usual;
racist, sexual, etc etc. More call for a stricter role play server(s) ensued along with the attendant comedy.

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Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 12:55:00 PM

Ye gads.

I must troll the official forums.
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Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 12:56:25 PM

I anticipate a great gnashing of teeth as retail-playing Tolkein nerds discover the truth about MMOGs.

Its already happening.

This weeks forum drama led to the discovery that Turbine would not disallow non-lore names, that the policy only covered the usual;
racist, sexual, etc etc. More call for a stricter role play server(s) ensued along with the attendant comedy.

Heh, I am so glad that I semi-called this when the NDA dropped.  I still have "fond" memories of the hate tells I got when I accidentally said "LFG" in chat.  LFF, LFG, what's the difference, really?  I guess I am a lore blasphemer.

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Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 01:51:39 PM

Yep. I remember the overlong, spite filled discussions over LFF/LFG in Bree the day it was brought up on the forums. Well, fuck those dudes. It's LFG. LFGLFGLFG!
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Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 02:37:28 PM

I am almost tempted to get this game at release just to watch all the gnashing of teeth by lore fanboys when healheallol and ikilledtolkin start spamming yells of "lol emo fagg" and such.
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Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 02:39:01 PM

Save your money and read the forums.   smiley  They're good.

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Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 03:01:39 PM

I might buy it just to make a hobbit called Bigballin Teabaggins out of pure spite because that how us hardcore hobbits roll up in dis mug' Yo'..........:)
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Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 08:29:53 PM

I might buy it just to make a hobbit called Bigballin Teabaggins out of pure spite because that how us hardcore hobbits roll up in dis mug' Yo'..........:)

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Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 08:37:01 PM

I might buy it just to make a hobbit called Bigballin Teabaggins out of pure spite because that how us hardcore hobbits roll up in dis mug' Yo'..........:)

You can join my guild <Riders of Lohan> and we'll have grand adventures!

Oh, thank you! Between this and the "Slayerik vs WuA thread", it as been a good start to the day.

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Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 09:14:10 PM

I might buy it just to make a hobbit called Bigballin Teabaggins out of pure spite because that how us hardcore hobbits roll up in dis mug' Yo'..........:)

You can join my guild <Riders of Lohan> and we'll have grand adventures!
Heheheheh. Hell I'm tempted to buy it just to join the Riders of Lohan.

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Reply #15 on: April 05, 2007, 04:24:32 AM

I say joke em if they can't take a fuck. My elf hunter is named hunter, just in Romanji is all.

Given the number of failures we've seen in MMORPGs, designers need to learn it's hard enough just to make a fun game without getting distracted by unnecessary drivel.
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Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 05:08:35 AM

In beta none of my usual char names was allowed. It was definitely annoying as I wasn't trying to enforce "FalcoN33r Biotch" or "Kiks Yourbutt".
After 1 hours of useless cursing the final ballot was something like Falconindrel vs. Elfalconalfin. I gave up and let the system randomize something for me.
It's ok to keep out the trash, but the lore-izer tool was a bit too strict for my taste.

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Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 05:39:59 AM

A puzzle for kids!



Can you find

1) LOTRO fanboys, and
2) the crushing reality of the internet

in this photograph?
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Reply #18 on: April 05, 2007, 07:31:06 AM

I was disappointed by the lack of a roleplay server in a game that screams for one. The internet is definitely going to crush this game, you simply can't leave ooc on due to the crushing stupidity of mmogtards, many programmed by WoW.

I was also disappointed all the cool elf names I came up with were rejected by the name filter. Aeia was called jibberish. Anything with several vowels strung together was. But they'll allow people to use lore names? Oboy.
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Reply #19 on: April 05, 2007, 08:37:35 AM

The outcry will be strong when my guild is named Pippen Ain't Easy
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Reply #20 on: April 05, 2007, 09:56:15 AM

I might buy it just to make a hobbit called Bigballin Teabaggins out of pure spite because that how us hardcore hobbits roll up in dis mug' Yo'..........:)

You can join my guild <Riders of Lohan> and we'll have grand adventures!
Heheheheh. Hell I'm tempted to buy it just to join the Riders of Lohan.

Yeah, that's pretty damn tempting.

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Reply #21 on: April 05, 2007, 10:00:50 AM

I would want to make a character called Taradan (Stiff Man) just to see who would get it.

But then I'd have to play the game.

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Reply #22 on: April 05, 2007, 10:04:47 AM

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Riders of Lohan

That is awesome. Especially if it is the pre-nerfed Lohan.

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Reply #23 on: April 05, 2007, 10:40:14 AM

OMG does Riders of Lohan come with a Lohan T-shirt? It doesnt matter count me in...er on...er a rider! :)
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Reply #24 on: April 05, 2007, 10:44:56 AM

I was disappointed by the lack of a roleplay server in a game that screams for one. The internet is definitely going to crush this game, you simply can't leave ooc on due to the crushing stupidity of mmogtards, many programmed by WoW.

I was also disappointed all the cool elf names I came up with were rejected by the name filter. Aeia was called jibberish. Anything with several vowels strung together was. But they'll allow people to use lore names? Oboy.

Yeah, this makes zero sense to me.

Maybe just not want the CS headache?

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Reply #25 on: April 05, 2007, 10:47:20 AM

I love this thread.
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Reply #26 on: April 05, 2007, 11:19:29 AM

Gladden is the unofficial rehab server.

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Reply #27 on: April 05, 2007, 11:45:43 AM

I was disappointed by the lack of a roleplay server in a game that screams for one.

The presence of RP servers presumes an admission that something less than RP will go on elsewhere.  It might be an "all or nothing" effort to keep the fanboys quiet until after release, when the futility is obvious to everyone and the playerbase accepts that the best they can do is keep L33tgolas off a few servers.

PS:

Don't expect the Riders of Lohan to survive long.  I think the best you can hope for is to bring the server to its knees in the inevitable CS complaint storm, where each petition is a 32-page screed on "the honor of those who fell at Helms Deep."

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Reply #28 on: April 05, 2007, 12:22:05 PM


Don't expect the Riders of Lohan to survive long.  I think the best you can hope for is to bring the server to its knees in the inevitable CS complaint storm, where each petition is a 32-page screed on "the honor of those who fell at Helms Deep."

That would make it all worth it.

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Reply #29 on: April 05, 2007, 12:41:50 PM

The presence of RP servers presumes an admission that something less than RP will go on elsewhere.  It might be an "all or nothing" effort to keep the fanboys quiet until after release, when the futility is obvious to everyone and the playerbase accepts that the best they can do is keep L33tgolas off a few servers.
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Reply #30 on: April 05, 2007, 02:44:24 PM


Don't expect the Riders of Lohan to survive long.  I think the best you can hope for is to bring the server to its knees in the inevitable CS complaint storm, where each petition is a 32-page screed on "the honor of those who fell at Helms Deep."

That would make it all worth it.

You cannot sway the loyalties of Mr Teabaggins, I shall be a Rider of Lohan until the lights go out!
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Reply #31 on: April 06, 2007, 04:13:37 AM

Most of the diehard lore nerds gave up last winter. The few that are there now are just wanabes compared to the Simlilarion thumping zealots of the old MEO boards. They pretty much gave up an the game and declared it shit once they found out that Turbine was going to allow more than 6 people to the server and it was not going to be UO 3D set in Middle Earth.What is left of the wannabe loreites will be having shit fits today when 700K WoW'zers and other assorted kiddies come pouring in this afternoon with the public beta.

Given the number of failures we've seen in MMORPGs, designers need to learn it's hard enough just to make a fun game without getting distracted by unnecessary drivel.
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Reply #32 on: April 06, 2007, 04:25:15 AM

"Man Foam".

That is all.

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Reply #33 on: April 06, 2007, 05:02:03 AM

I, Firecrotch the Hunter pledge my loyalty to the Riders of Lohan.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #34 on: April 06, 2007, 07:25:14 AM

I have to admit having a level 8 Man Hunter was a bit creepy.
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