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Topic: For all the wooters out there... (Read 99677 times)
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Definitely sounds awkward and unnecessary. Had a manager like that once in a past job.
Unfortunately, while the person in your post sounds like she might have been at least passably attractive, my former supervisor was a fucking troll.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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See, this is how it starts. First a picture of yourself with pretty pink hair. Then asking the guys if they want to get a little closer with a picture of your naked shoulder blade. Before you know it, you've quit your job and you're running your own pay-per-view site called 'Prettiness Desecrated' and getting young fans to hand over the cash for the pleasure of wanking over pictures of you and an unnamed other female with a cucumber and a steady supply of buttplugs.
I'm guessing, of course.
Thread won. FLAWLESS VICTORY.It's only a flawless victory if it actually happens... How 'bout this: Ironwood and Lum are right. Shut up. |
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« Last Edit: April 12, 2007, 06:46:13 PM by voodoolily »
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stray
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Ummm.. Is this a cat fight now?  Either way, the thread seems to have more life in it still. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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"Oh hi I have pink hair everybody! Yay for me! Hey! Everybody! This is what I look like! Want more?" Gimme a fucking break.
And the Needs Friends IRL Award goes to....
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stray
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YES!!! Cat. Fight.  |
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voodoolily
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Stray why aren't you on irc?
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stray
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Umm... I don't know. I guess I'll hop on.
Also, it's too bad this isn't a real catfight. I could use some girls madly tearing each other's clothes off right now.
Damn you, internet.
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schild
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Oh, internet.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I eat little girls like that for breakfast. It wouldn'ta been pretty.
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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Also, it's too bad this isn't a real catfight. I could use some girls madly tearing each other's clothes off right now.
Damn you, internet. Wait. You can't find girls madly tearing off each other's clothes on the internet? What fucking internet are you on? |
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Rasix
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Oh, internet.
I hear that internet's serious business. This thread makes me go "WTF!" in so many different ways. Edit: Yoru knows his neck punching. Watch out for him. |
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Llava
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What fucking internet are you on?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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RhyssaFireheart
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Is this still the +1 thread or am I too late? Damn family funerals, messing up my forum lurking.  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Oh, honey! I'm sorry for your loss!  |
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RhyssaFireheart
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Thanks. It was my uncle, mom's oldest brother. We all knew he was sick, but only knew that it was actually pancreatic cancer for the past five-ish months. Mom calls on Tuesday last week basically saying "I'm bringing your uncle home from Florida to die," they get back Thursday afternoon, Good Friday I get a call that he's gone. Total "WTF just happened?" moment. Then I find out on Easter that the wake is Monday evening and the funeral Tuesday morning. So I more or less blew off work (with permission) and drove the five hours from Chicagoland to St. Louis on Monday, had the sucky family reunion at a funeral thing happen on Tuesday and then drove back today. Mostly that it all just seemed to happen so fast.
My one cousin and I were doing fine at the graveside until the military portion (uncle served in Vietnam for two years in the Navy). That and "Taps" playing just did it for both of us.
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Ironwood
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I'd like to thank the Academy...
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Wolf
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There's never action on IRC when I'm on. Even Ironwood doesn't come anymore.
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Tebonas
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Don't look at me, I don't even have an IRC client installed.
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Wolf
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Well get one Mr... Slovenia?
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Tebonas
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You just blew your chance! :-D
Also, the firewall administrator wouldn't approve.
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2007, 04:38:46 AM by Tebonas »
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Wolf
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It's a really, really small map... MR. AUSTRIA!
right?
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Tebonas
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Ok, now call my firewall admin and clear things with him and we are good to go.
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Wolf
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Tell him you need it to speak to a very important client.
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Signe
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I'll call him. What's his number? I bet I could even get you a raise if I use my elegant Slovenian German Australian accent! Crikey!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Tebonas
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I have no external clients, i'm the banks IT bitch!
From wanting me dead to getting me a raise. You, madam, must really be a woman! :-D
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Signe
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I didn't want you dead. You said it would make you happy. I want you to be happy!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Tebonas
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About that raise. How good is your Schwarzenegger voice?
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Roac
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"Oh hi I have pink hair everybody! Yay for me! Hey! Everybody! This is what I look like! Want more?" Gimme a fucking break.
And the Needs Friends IRL Award goes to....
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Ironwood
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There's never action on IRC when I'm on. Even Ironwood doesn't come anymore.
I do. It's just work has been worky lately... |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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I stopped popping in when everyone wouldn't shut up about Geldon and then I got out of the habit. I'll start again, eventually. Maybe.
Dammit.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Engels
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My psyche can barely handle f13 in a post format. Live f13'ers in an IRC channel would probably suck the soul right out of my body. A live stream of conversation about Geldon would probably replicate the famous scene from the movie Scanners, and my girlfriend hates carpet stains.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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If it helps at all, we don't speak in ridiculous American accents on IRC.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Furiously
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Sounds like you need to set up a Vent server!
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Signe
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Sounds like you need to set up a Vent server!
You're tired of talking to yourself on TS again, aren't you? That's why we all need to find a game to play together. We haven't got together and shouted at each other in ages! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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