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Topic: For all the wooters out there... (Read 99418 times)
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SimuKaren
Developers
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Simutronics
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Happy April Fool's Day!!
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"Let the tigers come with their claws!" - The Rose, The Little Prince
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Murgos
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7474
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¿Que? Yo no dicé.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Certainly an interesting first post.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I think it's a lovely first post. Usually people complain about something first off or say bad words just to impress our Haemish. Hardly anyone wishes us a happy something or other and gives us a picture of a present. (even if it is a crappy bag of random crap)
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Megrim
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2512
Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
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Hair is too pink.
* edit:
Oh i get it, Simu-Karen, from Simu.... tronics. That's very clever. I need more coffee. Sleepsleepsleepsleeepks[prs';,da'je3a343svd
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« Last Edit: April 01, 2007, 11:59:37 AM by Megrim »
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
Posts: 7028
Badicalthon
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omg r u fem irl?
wnt 2 cyb0r?
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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omg r u fem irl?
wnt 2 cyb0r?
Your paper doll doesn't have a dick, don't bother. |
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Yoru
Moderator
Posts: 4615
the y master, king of bourbon
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Am I the only one who misread the thread title and thought that -- nevermind.  |
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Der Helm
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Posts: 4025
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omg r u fem irl?
wnt 2 cyb0r?
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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Red name and female. Sigh. No good can come from this.  |
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Yoru
Moderator
Posts: 4615
the y master, king of bourbon
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Red name and female. Sigh. No good can come from this. I'm fairly sure we have a few others hiding in the e-woodwork. I could go back and check, but, well, you know. Effort. |
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Abagadro
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12227
Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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on 4/1/2007, you successfully wooted.
order *********
You want 1
Random Crap
which each cost $1,000,001.00
for a subtotal of $1,000,001.00
minus discount - $1,000,000.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $6.00
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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Red name and female. Sigh. No good can come from this. I'm fairly sure we have a few others hiding in the e-woodwork. I could go back and check, but, well, you know. Effort. Liet. But she doesn't talk. Sachant, but she stopped talking. |
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Llava
Contributor
Posts: 4602
Rrava roves you rong time
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This one stopped talking, too.
Good first post, though, for the reasons Signe described.
EDIT
What I really like is that after I posted in this one, it went just above the nanobots thread, so the two right next to each other look like this:
For all the wooters out there...
... I'm afraid of nanobots.
One strange, but complete, sentence.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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bhodi
Moderator
Posts: 6817
No lie.
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I'd hit it so hard, whoever could pull me out would become king of england.
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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Bhodi, do you have a newsletter? I think a lot of people here would subscribe.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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wil cyb0r for leet alters, please send thought
But seriously...Heh. Simu, eh? I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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She's from Simutronics, you putz. It's like me having "f13schild" as my gamertag.
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SimuKaren
Developers
Posts: 29
Simutronics
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Sorry folks, I tend to not be internet'n on the weekends. Today is a rarity.. But yes, that was a bit of an odd first post.
Let's just say I had no idea how to introduce myself. So I just posted as if I'd been in these forums forever and everyone knew what kind of unders I wear.
schild - sorry to bring my work name into this, but my gamertag has some associations that I'd rather not pop up on google. So I decided against posting as myself. It's a sad, sad world.
So hi everyone. Nice to meet you. Yes, I'm single. No, I don't cyber. No 1337 h4x0rs needed here. Kthx bye. :)
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"Let the tigers come with their claws!" - The Rose, The Little Prince
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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It's ok. I saw you when you registered (despite staff thinking I'd missed it!). I just didn't feel the need to call you out til you posted.
l33t h@x0rs are always needed.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Nooo, my hopes for a free alter, down the drain... She's from Simutronics, you putz. It's like me having "f13schild" as my gamertag.
O Rly? Thanks, Sherlock. The joke was not for you. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
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Let's just say I had no idea how to introduce myself. So I just posted as if I'd been in these forums forever and everyone knew what kind of unders I wear.
Rampant profanity and odd allusions to Japanese culture seem to be the way to go around here for hellos. I say find a niche and bleed it dry! PS - Dancing Christian Monkey is taken. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Yoru
Moderator
Posts: 4615
the y master, king of bourbon
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schild - sorry to bring my work name into this, but my gamertag has some associations that I'd rather not pop up on google. So I decided against posting as myself. (Emphasis mine.) Wait, wait. You mean a handle that's a portmanteau of real name and employer somehow isn't identifying? Only on the internet, ladies and gentlemen. And monkeys. |
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Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Red name and female. Sigh. No good can come from this. Why? We've got plenty of women around here, I don't think any of them are getting Harassed or cyber-stalked. Who knows, though. I could be wrong and their in boxes are stuffed-full with lewd PMs. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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On another note, the one day I don't check woot, they put up a $13 single travel coffee maker.
*sigh*
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SimuKaren
Developers
Posts: 29
Simutronics
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schild - sorry to bring my work name into this, but my gamertag has some associations that I'd rather not pop up on google. So I decided against posting as myself. Wait, wait. You mean a handle that's a portmanteau of real name and employer somehow isn't identifying? Believe it or not, I don't care if people know who I am in this crazy thing we call the "real" world. You (Yoru) should know that already, since all of my away messages on AIM carry my cell number. Add to that the fact that it's fairly simple to Google map the company, you all ought to know roundabouts where I live. That said, maybe someday I'll tell you all who I really am... but in the meantime, I'm just the chick with pink hair. |
"Let the tigers come with their claws!" - The Rose, The Little Prince
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
Posts: 7028
Badicalthon
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No, I don't cyber. Crap. Um, I mean, I was talking to Sig... er... no she's married... I was talking to Merusks's avatar. Yeah, that's it. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Damn Dirty Ape
Terracotta Army
Posts: 302
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Can you make me a game that has the look and feel of WoW, item interaction and housing of UO, and character customization and combat of CoH/V? When do you think you could have that finished? Thanks a bunch.
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SimuKaren
Developers
Posts: 29
Simutronics
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Funny!
I seriously wish I could tell you when HJ will come out. But I can't. Because I don't know.
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"Let the tigers come with their claws!" - The Rose, The Little Prince
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Righ
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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somehow isn't identifying?
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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bhodi
Moderator
Posts: 6817
No lie.
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I was just looking for an excuse to post that totally awesome line, personally. Hi there.
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SimuKaren
Developers
Posts: 29
Simutronics
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"I want you to hit me as hard as you can!" Pleasure to make your acquaintance, bhodi. A sick and twisted sense of humor is always appreciated.  |
"Let the tigers come with their claws!" - The Rose, The Little Prince
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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Greetings. As you have already passed Liet's yearly post count here on your first day, you are currently winning the female dev derby. Congrats!
On behalf of F13, I would like extend a hearty welcome and a pre-emptive apology.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Welcome to f13, SimuKaren.
We eat our young.
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stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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Y'know, April Fool's just doesn't feel like April Fool's when it's on a weekend.
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