For all the wooters out there...

[Falconeer]

Can we talk about people's imperfections again?

Ok my turn: I am a man.

[Furiously]

I'm sorry. Maybe someday you can be a girl.

[Signe]

Can we talk about people's imperfections again?

Ok my turn: I am a man.

You lie!

[Lantyssa]

Didn't we have this conversation back on page two or three?

[Furiously]

I don't know - but you have whiskers on your nose.

[Lantyssa]

I forgot to shave.

[Bunk]

Good, the playoffs are starting. No one is allowed to shave.

[Murgos]

Good, the playoffs are starting. No one is allowed to shave.

WTF?  The damn season just started.  Damn Baseball, I thought it was the 'boys of summer'?.

[Strazos]

My baby has been sleeping on the same side of his head and his head isn't perfect anymore.

Drop him on the other side of his head; that will fix it for sure.

[Llava]

Sometime this year, I want to get a tattoo.

Of boobs.

On my chest.

The first sentence was true, the second two are false but genius.

[stray]

If you already have something in mind, then you should get the tattoo starting.....tomorrow.

Then by the time summer comes, it'll look cool.

[Strazos]

There's only one thing I would ever, EVER consider getting a tattoo of, but for the life of me I cannot find any decent examples through Google.

No, I'm not sharing.

[WindupAtheist]

What the hell was this thread about again?

[stray]

It's serves as a microcosm of everything SimuKaren should expect from this site.

[pants]

In that case shouldn't we start arguing about UO or NGE here then?

[Trippy]

In that case shouldn't we start arguing about UO or NGE here then?

No.

[Llava]

If you already have something in mind, then you should get the tattoo starting.....tomorrow.

Then by the time summer comes, it'll look cool.

My brother already has a few tattoos of his own, but he's saving for another.  I'm pretty much waiting for that, so he can give me the whole rundown on the etiquette and stuff, and for a little moral support.  Never done any sort of piercing or tattoo before, so it's a completely alien world to me.

[Ironwood]

Can we talk about people's imperfections again? My baby has been sleeping on the same side of his head and his head isn't perfect anymore.

Common.  It evens out.  We panicked when it happened to Elena.

[Wolf]

My brother already has a few tattoos of his own, but he's saving for another.  I'm pretty much waiting for that, so he can give me the whole rundown on the etiquette and stuff, and for a little moral support.  Never done any sort of piercing or tattoo before, so it's a completely alien world to me.

What are you getting? I almost got the quake logo tatooed on my left biceps. I find myself a couple of years later thinking "omfg that was some stupid shit." Now I'm too scared to get a tatoo, because I'm positive it will sound like a really, really, really bad idea five years later :)

[Ironwood]

Sometime this year, I want to get a tattoo.

Of boobs.

On my chest.

The first sentence was true, the second two are false but genius.

Personally, I'd go with the butt-shaped tattoo of a butt on your butt.

[HaemishM]

In that case shouldn't we start arguing about UO or NGE here then?

No.

What if we post copious charts with the argument?

[Trippy]

In that case shouldn't we start arguing about UO or NGE here then?

No.

What if we post copious charts with the argument?

AW's UO subscription chart was the chart to end all charts.

[Llava]

My brother already has a few tattoos of his own, but he's saving for another.  I'm pretty much waiting for that, so he can give me the whole rundown on the etiquette and stuff, and for a little moral support.  Never done any sort of piercing or tattoo before, so it's a completely alien world to me.

What are you getting? I almost got the quake logo tatooed on my left biceps. I find myself a couple of years later thinking "omfg that was some stupid shit." Now I'm too scared to get a tatoo, because I'm positive it will sound like a really, really, really bad idea five years later :)

There's a quote by Ovid that says "Omnia mutantur. Nihil interit."  Means "Everything changes. Nothing dies."

I disagree with the second statement.

I'll be getting "Everything changes. Everything dies."

In English, mind you, because I don't speak Latin and think it's silly to get a tattoo in a language you don't speak (unless there's a special circumstance- for instance, if your whole family comes from Spain but you don't speak Spanish, you could still probably get away with a Spanish tattoo).

I'm not fascinated by any particular visual so much that I'd want a tattoo of it, pretty much any tattoos I get (though this is likely to be the only one) would be text of quotes (perhaps altered, if necessary).

[SimuKaren]

I almost got the quake logo tatooed on my left biceps. I find myself a couple of years later thinking "omfg that was some stupid shit." Now I'm too scared to get a tatoo, because I'm positive it will sound like a really, really, really bad idea five years later :)

That was why I got my tat on my shoulderblade - so I never have to see it and I'll never get tired of it. Plus it's fairly generic yet subtly different (I had a friend draw it for me).

I'll see if I can't con somebody here at work into taking a pic for you.

[Ironwood]

I wouldn't do that.

[SimuKaren]

I wouldn't do that.

Why not? The shoulderblade is a perfectly acceptable place for a tattoo.

[Ironwood]

See, this is how it starts.  First a picture of yourself with pretty pink hair.  Then asking the guys if they want to get a little closer with a picture of your naked shoulder blade.  Before you know it, you've quit your job and you're running your own pay-per-view site called 'Prettiness Desecrated' and getting young fans to hand over the cash for the pleasure of wanking over pictures of you and an unnamed other female with a cucumber and a steady supply of buttplugs.

I'm guessing, of course.

[Paelos]

See, this is how it starts.  First a picture of yourself with pretty pink hair.  Then asking the guys if they want to get a little closer with a picture of your naked shoulder blade.  Before you know it, you've quit your job and you're running your own pay-per-view site called 'Prettiness Desecrated' and getting young fans to hand over the cash for the pleasure of wanking over pictures of you and an unnamed other female with a cucumber and a steady supply of buttplugs.

I'm guessing, of course.

Ironwood did a stint in gay pr0n in the 80s. Trust him on this one.

[Ironwood]

It was Acceptable in the 80's.

It was acceptable at the time.

[Murgos]

See, this is how it starts.  First a picture of yourself with pretty pink hair.  Then asking the guys if they want to get a little closer with a picture of your naked shoulder blade.  Before you know it, you've quit your job and you're running your own pay-per-view site called 'Prettiness Desecrated' and getting young fans to hand over the cash for the pleasure of wanking over pictures of you and an unnamed other female with a cucumber and a steady supply of buttplugs.

I'm guessing, of course.

I'll wait for the site rip to hit bit-torrent.

[Sky]

Good, the playoffs are starting. No one is allowed to shave.

OK!

[Miasma]

I've never understood why people get tattoos on parts of their body that they never get to see.  Why get "body art" that you will not be able to view and appreciate?

[Ironwood]

Turns out that if you polish your copper shield for a couple of hours, it produces images which wax and wane as images of thyself.

Truly, we live in an age of marvels.

[Wolf]

I am now considering getting an "It was acceptable in the 80s" tatoo. In pink.

[Nebu]

I've never understood why people get tattoos on parts of their body that they never get to see.  Why get "body art" that you will not be able to view and appreciate?

I've never understood why people go to college and study fields that they have no talent for nor interest in.  People do things for some pretty stupid reasons.  FWIW nerve density is pretty low on many areas of the back.  I think some people are motivated by that.  Same great tattoo, less pain. 

I happen to have a tribal arm band that I got while doing some volunteer work on a reservation.  I'd almost say that the experience of getting the tattoo was more valuable to me than the art itself.  I also like the fact that having a tattoo tells me a lot about the people around me.  I've often been judged for having it by people that know almost nothing about me.